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7.4.18 21:18 
Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer's at the video store and a movie's playing and they're all "you wanna rent that?" and Homer's all "no! you just showed me the best scene, suckers!" That's how I feel about that movie ad with that Rock promo in it #NXTTakeOver
6.4.18 19:34 
I enjoyed this! Watch it. (hat tip and thanks to @luchablog) RT @DocLuchaLibre: My @ShinsukeN vs @AJStylesOrg promo video... spent most of last week editing this... the plateau of wrestling's modern era... HD baby...

PLEASE SHARE!!
#yeaOH #wrestlemania

https://youtu.be/ISFkBzlkNAE
6.4.18 14:05 
Twenty - TWENTY - years ago, Mike Samuda and Rick Scaia joined forces to create WrestleManics, the GREATEST pro wrestling website on the entire Internet. The Internet was a lot smaller back then. They officially started the day after WrestleMania XIV, March 30, 1998. I waited a week before delivering my first two of several hundred TV recaps both for them and later for the extreme only-in-the-dotcom-era failure that was "WresteLine" that WM sold out to in June, 1999. I recapped WWF, WCW, WOW, WXO (for three weeks) and probably a few other things here and there. My last recap for Rick's "Online Onslaught" site and my own [slash] wrestling was in October 2002, but to this day, there are people out there who still think of me in positive terms AND believe I can write. What marks! I also "inspired" a few people who went on to do WAY better things than I ever did and that's pretty cool, too. Anyway, here are a couple archival links to the works of baby CRZ at 26, not TOTALLY beaten down by life and still very, VERY into the televised professional wrestling, composed pretty late at night EXACTLY twenty years ago tonight. (They got a LITTLE better...but not much.)
6.4.18 13:17 
OFFICE T-SHIRTS, A CONTINUING SERIES: Last one of the week - hey remember when we were all so cool we'd wear our 6 ball shirts BACKWARDS? Well...this is pretty uncomfortable and maybe I'll turn it back around. Anyway, here's a very unattractive capture of me attempting to do the classic Hall & Nash "ooh" finger movements while ALSO trying to NOT block the graphic part of the shirt I'm wearing. Good thing I'm the only guy in this building on Fridays! WRESTLEMANIA IS SUNDAY!
5.4.18 15:58 
OFFICE T-SHIRTS, A CONTINUING SERIES: yesterday, I wore my tie dyed nWo shirt to the Covenant show - one of those strange choices that only I could pull off. You didn't get a photo because LAST year I gave you THAT photo (go find it). TODAY'S shirt is another from the turn of the millennium which I bought at a "San Francisco Lucha Libre" show - it's hand painted and the paint sticks to itself when you fold the shirt, making it hard to UNfold - I am scared to wash it. But when else was I gonna get the opportunity to tell everyone that my favourite luchador was Tinieblas Jr.? (I have the dumbest reasons, too - most of them involving his really boss cape.) Besides...IT'S WRESTLEMANIA WEEK
3.4.18 22:10 
Golly that was a great match #205Live
3.4.18 16:58 
OFFICE T-SHIRTS, A CONTINUING SERIES: 18 years and one day ago, somebody bought this shirt - some time later, he (let's face it, it wasn't a "she") turned it over to a Silicon Valley Goodwill and/or Savers, where I probably paid $2.99 for it and waited until TODAY to wear it AGAIN. Isn't it always the best to say "Hey this shirt could go off and fight for its country but WOULD IT VOTE?" That's hard hitting stuff. Anyway, it's WrestleMania week! Hilariously, FB would like me to tag all these Fs, so let's B
2.4.18 14:24 
OFFICE T-SHIRTS, A CONTINUING SERIES: It's WrestleMania week again! Kris bought me this shirt from the WWE's European shop a year or two ago and I've never worn it....UNTIL NOW! I wanted to kick off the week with a shirt I hadn't shown you before. Probably the rest of the week will be wrestling shirt reruns so no photos but probably plenty of confused people at the Covenant and John Maus concerts. I also see I forgot to put a safety pin on...good thing I keep some extras in the car. IT'S SNOWING
19.3.18 22:14 
(nah it was fine, whatever, at least they tried something different) #RAW
19.3.18 22:14 
Is there a joke here about deleting the season pass from my TiVo or is that even still a reference people would get #RAW
19.3.18 20:55 
I will only accept @TheCurtHawkins as Braun Strowman's partner and so should you #RAW
19.3.18 20:48 
@davidbix @MrTimLivingston Still hard to believe they only did that to kid Booker T
15.3.18 18:36 
#tbt @WWE @SNICKERS #Moolah https://pic.twitter.com/X1iPKISYjv
15.3.18 17:44 
Sounds like whoever came up with the Moolah Memorial name was really, really hungry when they went with that. Guys, you know You're Not You When You're Hungry
5.3.18 22:10 
OH NO THIS ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT FOLKS #RAW
5.3.18 21:25 
Can't believe they're redoing that awful Wyatt Family/New Day thing but with Matt Hardy #RAW
5.3.18 21:16 
Yeah, I fell asleep. Why hasn't Coach been fired yet? #RAW
5.3.18 19:04 
Leave it to Mom to wait until #RAW starts on a snow night to call me on my mobile to see how I'm doing with all the snow
5.3.18 19:03 
Angle immediately shouts out @LanceStorm ah ha ha #RAW
1.3.18 16:38 
Reblogged myself: Wow I haven’t been here in a while - this is from August 2015 yet remains so timely
26.2.18 13:54 
@lihcrulz I tried to livetweet it - that's about all the effort I can manage in 2018 :) https://CRZ.net/?filter=wwe might be the easiest way to see it (mostly page 2)
26.2.18 02:07 
WWE Elimination Chamber was pretty good
21.2.18 13:22 
This is me doing a SmackDown Live promo #SDLive https://pic.twitter.com/nHjfMB2qwd
4.2.18 21:18 
RT @WWEBigE: https://pic.twitter.com/D6gevOob2Y
28.1.18 22:52 
One thing I've forgotten about WrestleMania last year was how Big Cass had to compete for the tag team titles by himself #WWE24
28.1.18 22:11 
Oh they woke up Maria #RoyalRumble
28.1.18 22:11 
FARTS!
#RoyalRumble
28.1.18 22:09 
I think Maria Menounos missed her cue...
"The winner of the match: "ASUKA!"
#RoyalRumble
28.1.18 21:59 
SOMEBODY'S GONNA LICK THEIR HAND TONIGHT
#RoyalRumble
28.1.18 21:58 
So....Ronda's #31, right? ...right? #RoyalRumble
28.1.18 21:56 
RT @thecubsfan: Twitter about to break. I will miss you all.
28.1.18 21:56 
RT @tapemachines: eva. eva. Eva. Eva. EVA. EVA! EVA! EVA!
28.1.18 21:55 
Starting to think Bull Nakano isn't showing #RoyalRumble
28.1.18 21:55 
WUMWUMWUMWUMWUM
THAT'S ME
WUMWUMWUMWUMWUM
I'M BRIE
#RoyalRumble
28.1.18 21:53 
So.... Bayley, Trish and Ronda, you think? #RoyalRumble
28.1.18 21:46 
RT @thecubsfan: Naomi is Kofi, right down to getting thrown out ten seconds after making it back in.
28.1.18 21:43 
QUICK POLL: Who are we most likely to see tonight?
28.1.18 21:39 
So Kelly Kelly is only....30 or 31? Jiminy #RoyalRumble
28.1.18 21:34 
Remember when Laycool gave Vickie that necklace?! #RoyalRumble
28.1.18 21:31 
Michelle McCool was the first person I saw Meltzer "report" on and thought "wow, Dave's kinda creepy about her" #RoyalRumble
28.1.18 21:24 
Hope Dawn Marie is next #RoyalRumble
28.1.18 21:23 
DO IT FOR THE BLOGGERS TORRIE #RoyalRumble
28.1.18 21:04 
Hey remember when women's battle royales were through ANY rope? That rule's finally been fixed #RoyalRumble
28.1.18 21:04 
Riott Squaddd #RoyalRumblee
28.1.18 20:56 
I wonder, though - is he finished with him? #RoyalRumble
28.1.18 20:56 
Good thing they got that gizmo that shakes the camera when the commentators are supposed to be saying BOOM because sometimes they forget #RoyalRumble
28.1.18 20:53 
We've gotta be kidding Booker T #RoyalRumble
28.1.18 20:51 
If only Michael Cole could articulate his level of discomfort having these men at ringside! #RoyalRumble
28.1.18 20:47 
There's still a chance to get the rare TRIPLE BOOM from the commentary team on a replay tonight #RoyalRumble
28.1.18 20:34 
Well it'll be interesting to see if there's some kinda message behind this storytellinzzzzzzzzzzzzzz #RoyalRumble
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