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16.4.18 20:22 
This "Co-branded PPV" musical number is more proof than ever that I'm too old for this shit and really need to spend my hard-earned cash on anything else
16.4.18 20:15 
@Toast_Jr Isn't closure great?
16.4.18 20:12 
.....he calls them his flies of fire #RAW
16.4.18 19:52 
Biggest shakeup? WWE may have FINALLY removed the Twitter wordmark that was deprecated back in 2012 from their "Now Trending" graphic
16.4.18 19:48 
Dammit, they're supposed to be promos, @WWE, not memes
9.4.18 17:07 
But what if war breaks out in the Middle East before The Greatest Royal Rumble? Has Vince already cleared that with Trump or
9.4.18 16:40 
But the marks who picked up the free trial to get WrestleMania are ALREADY also getting Greatest Royal Rumble without having to pay for a $9.99 month????
9.4.18 00:48 
@tapemachines Bad eye makeup choice, I gotta say
8.4.18 22:30 
This is proably a rib by WWE to prove they can get any dumbass thing trending #WM34
8.4.18 22:29 
Feel like Nicolasz is gonna turn on him #WM34
8.4.18 22:27 
Hope he's signed a waiver #WM34
8.4.18 21:39 
I WILL stay awake through this show #WM34 https://pic.twitter.com/HN3sS97EsA
8.4.18 21:29 
RT @Totalvirgo918: Why didn’t they announce @AlexaBliss_WWE weight? #WrestleMania
8.4.18 20:57 
Shane out there lookin' like Ronda Rousey #WM34
8.4.18 20:43 
Way to AAA the smoke exhale, folks! #WM34
8.4.18 20:28 
Cena has such a huge rock hard boner right now #WM34
8.4.18 20:28 
The Awesome Undertaker Who Is Awesome? He (and I) have steadily declined RT @birdgimmick: @CRZ whatd you used to call him in your raw recaps again
8.4.18 20:26 
This is actually "full throttle" Take walking to the ring here #WM34
8.4.18 20:25 
Happy Belated 53rd Birthday to The Undertaker! #WM34
8.4.18 20:21 
Elias should have started playing "Zombie" #WM34
8.4.18 20:17 
They should have played that cock sound and said BLOCKED #WM34
8.4.18 20:00 
Did they get Tim & Eric to do these 3D graphics or what? #WM34 #WheresGrum
8.4.18 19:59 
Oh hey look Alicia Fox #WM34 #TapouT
8.4.18 19:59 
The Arm of Stephanie McMahon™ #WM34
8.4.18 19:48 
Looks like Rousey really needed some eye liner advice earlier #WM34
8.4.18 19:46 
This isn't a no DQ match! #WM34
8.4.18 19:32 
Happy Belated 49th Birthday to Kurt Angle! #WM34
8.4.18 19:28 
It's not a Triple H entrance without some inexplicable Latin! #WM34
8.4.18 19:19 
Classic WWE finish! #WM34
8.4.18 19:01 
"Hey Asuka, whaddaya think?"
"Oh, that wacky John Cena"
#WM34
8.4.18 18:56 
Charlotte always looks like she's smelling something nasty #WM34 #HotTakes
8.4.18 18:44 
UPDATE: I am paying the delivery fee and will tip my driver #WM34 @PapaJohns
8.4.18 18:17 
I'd like to make a Papa John's run but it's snowing #WM34
8.4.18 18:03 
No one in this house had heard of "Chloe x Halle" #WM34
8.4.18 17:49 
THEY WASTED ASUKA'S UNDEFEATED STREAK ON THE VIDEO GAME TOURNAMENT #WM34
8.4.18 17:48 
WWE: You'll never get to the fireworks factory #WM34
8.4.18 17:35 
RT @CRZ: Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer's at the video store and a movie's playing and they're all "you wanna rent that?" and Homer's all "no! you just showed me the best scene, suckers!" That's how I feel about that movie ad with that Rock promo in it #NXTTakeOver
8.4.18 17:31 
Wow those ribbons really make that trophy look less like fallopian tubes #WM34
8.4.18 16:54 
Hahaha Ross talking during the bit you're not supposed to talk during #WM34
8.4.18 16:45 
Assume Gronk is not in the house #WM34
8.4.18 16:43 
Is what Dolph Ziggler's doing what we in the business call "a rib" #WM34
8.4.18 16:10 
OH NO I MISSED THE FIRST TEN MINUTES OF THE WRESTLEMANIA KICKOFF SHOW
7.4.18 21:18 
Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer's at the video store and a movie's playing and they're all "you wanna rent that?" and Homer's all "no! you just showed me the best scene, suckers!" That's how I feel about that movie ad with that Rock promo in it #NXTTakeOver
6.4.18 19:34 
I enjoyed this! Watch it. (hat tip and thanks to @luchablog) RT @DocLuchaLibre: My @ShinsukeN vs @AJStylesOrg promo video... spent most of last week editing this... the plateau of wrestling's modern era... HD baby...

PLEASE SHARE!!
#yeaOH #wrestlemania

https://youtu.be/ISFkBzlkNAE
6.4.18 14:05 
Twenty - TWENTY - years ago, Mike Samuda and Rick Scaia joined forces to create WrestleManics, the GREATEST pro wrestling website on the entire Internet. The Internet was a lot smaller back then. They officially started the day after WrestleMania XIV, March 30, 1998. I waited a week before delivering my first two of several hundred TV recaps both for them and later for the extreme only-in-the-dotcom-era failure that was "WresteLine" that WM sold out to in June, 1999. I recapped WWF, WCW, WOW, WXO (for three weeks) and probably a few other things here and there. My last recap for Rick's "Online Onslaught" site and my own [slash] wrestling was in October 2002, but to this day, there are people out there who still think of me in positive terms AND believe I can write. What marks! I also "inspired" a few people who went on to do WAY better things than I ever did and that's pretty cool, too. Anyway, here are a couple archival links to the works of baby CRZ at 26, not TOTALLY beaten down by life and still very, VERY into the televised professional wrestling, composed pretty late at night EXACTLY twenty years ago tonight. (They got a LITTLE better...but not much.)
6.4.18 13:17 
OFFICE T-SHIRTS, A CONTINUING SERIES: Last one of the week - hey remember when we were all so cool we'd wear our 6 ball shirts BACKWARDS? Well...this is pretty uncomfortable and maybe I'll turn it back around. Anyway, here's a very unattractive capture of me attempting to do the classic Hall & Nash "ooh" finger movements while ALSO trying to NOT block the graphic part of the shirt I'm wearing. Good thing I'm the only guy in this building on Fridays! WRESTLEMANIA IS SUNDAY!
5.4.18 15:58 
OFFICE T-SHIRTS, A CONTINUING SERIES: yesterday, I wore my tie dyed nWo shirt to the Covenant show - one of those strange choices that only I could pull off. You didn't get a photo because LAST year I gave you THAT photo (go find it). TODAY'S shirt is another from the turn of the millennium which I bought at a "San Francisco Lucha Libre" show - it's hand painted and the paint sticks to itself when you fold the shirt, making it hard to UNfold - I am scared to wash it. But when else was I gonna get the opportunity to tell everyone that my favourite luchador was Tinieblas Jr.? (I have the dumbest reasons, too - most of them involving his really boss cape.) Besides...IT'S WRESTLEMANIA WEEK
3.4.18 22:10 
Golly that was a great match #205Live
3.4.18 16:58 
OFFICE T-SHIRTS, A CONTINUING SERIES: 18 years and one day ago, somebody bought this shirt - some time later, he (let's face it, it wasn't a "she") turned it over to a Silicon Valley Goodwill and/or Savers, where I probably paid $2.99 for it and waited until TODAY to wear it AGAIN. Isn't it always the best to say "Hey this shirt could go off and fight for its country but WOULD IT VOTE?" That's hard hitting stuff. Anyway, it's WrestleMania week! Hilariously, FB would like me to tag all these Fs, so let's B
2.4.18 14:24 
OFFICE T-SHIRTS, A CONTINUING SERIES: It's WrestleMania week again! Kris bought me this shirt from the WWE's European shop a year or two ago and I've never worn it....UNTIL NOW! I wanted to kick off the week with a shirt I hadn't shown you before. Probably the rest of the week will be wrestling shirt reruns so no photos but probably plenty of confused people at the Covenant and John Maus concerts. I also see I forgot to put a safety pin on...good thing I keep some extras in the car. IT'S SNOWING
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