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5.4.19 02:39 
Well, shit - can't get audio from my laptop - now is a very spontaneous, interesting show if we can't figure it out (lots of long records, I imagine)
4.4.19 08:53 
TONIGHT: Once again I am entrusted with four hours of KFAI's air time as I guest host Across The Board with DJ SLT on KFAI - here's your spoiler alert for the first hour. 02:00:00-05:59:57 CDT; 90.3 or streaming live/archived from kfai•org.
2.4.19 23:35 
I don't think anybody's noticed but I wore the old school spectacles tonight
2.4.19 04:30 
I gotta say, I think I did an OK job staying true to the franchise this week. (I also forgot to plug Across the Board at the end, but oh well) Expect a Dollar Bin plug later today ;-) (Cruise Control: 4/2/2019)
2.4.19 04:05 
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Mailed my final alimony payment to my first ex-wife. Hope that cheque clears! (Now taking applications for second ex-wife)
1.4.19 08:49 
Now that the KFAI Pledge Drive is over, our overworked regular hosts need to take a little time off, and guess what that means? YES! MORE CRZ ON THE AIR! Tonight at midnight, I solo guest host a rare live Cruise Control with two hours of smoooooooooooth music - well, probably, mostly, you know how I goooooo. Also, Friday morning (late Thursday night) from 2am to 6am I am subbing on Across The Board with DJ SLT on KFAI where I will play no less than three requests in the first hour alone. Tune in at 90.3 FM or stream live/archived from the ol' website-eroo org! Oh and by the way a new Dollar Bin on KFAI will be available for streaming Tuesday as well! YOU CAN'T SPELL "RADIO MUSICZ" WITHOUT CRZâ„¢.
1.4.19 08:26 
DJ goals
(Pro tip: do lick chicken grease off fingers before touching records)

https://www.facebook.com/MixmagMagazine/videos/823557024679428/ (DJ Colonel Sanders at Ultra Music Festival)
31.3.19 20:31 
I got better!* Thanks, KFAI!

*(not much)
(video from Cheap Skate)
31.3.19 19:29 
Guys I have really regressed when it comes to roller skating ability (or as I call it, "mostly sitting")
31.3.19 18:39 IT'S SWEAR-WORDING SNOWING
31.3.19 10:22 
I'm sorry, my what?
29.3.19 22:12 
Note to self: try not to stay logged in on the KFAI Chromebook all day
Second note to self: thank KFAI staffers for not doing anything as me on Facebook all day
29.3.19 03:24 
Whooooooa Happy 40th Anniversary to Supertramp's "Breakfast in America!"
28.3.19 20:47 I didn't know Trevor but everyone else did. My heart goes out to all of my friends affected. <3 Also, what the heck is going on in Arizona? https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona-traffic/2019/03/27/crash-killed-4-i-10-reminder-arizonas-battle-wrong-way-drivers/3294090002/ (AZCentral: Crash that killed 4 on I-10 a stark reminder of Arizona's ongoing battle with wrong-way drivers)
27.3.19 11:47 Ooh, the "pre-halftoned" original! I've revisited that lamp several times but thus far failed to take a better photo with it.
27.3.19 07:06 
Trying this for the first time, between coffees, while waiting for them phones to ring (+1 612 375 9030)
26.3.19 14:14 
Added some "director's commentary" to my very first show to create one more Pledge Drive special! +1 (612) 375 9030 or hit up the website - that is, RIGHT after you fire up this week's episode! (Also, LOOK AT YOUNG CAP'N RICKY GERVAIS)
25.3.19 16:02 
It's...not great, but there are interesting bits. There are always interesting bits. #nowplaying
24.3.19 21:57 
OH SHIT DID I MISS IT
(I'm kidding)
23.3.19 04:05 
Daaaaaaaaaaaaang that AND "Windowlicker?" (Mixmag: 20th anniversary of Mr Oizo's "Flat Beat")
23.3.19 03:46 I'm home safe!*

*This status is for three people. One of them will Like this status, one will Love it, and the other one is my mother**

**Having said that, Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle mandates that now that I have mentioned that this status is being monitored, it may change their behaviour - except Mom, who isn't really on Facebook but somehow sees all my statuses anyway
22.3.19 19:21 
ROUNDYS REMAINS - AN ONGOING SERIES
22.3.19 03:20 
At KFAI for Across The Board with DJ SLT on KFAI - the 3am hour is *always* a good time to pledge!
22.3.19 00:41 
Not to get overly Vaguebook-y but fairly large thanks to all my friends, casual acquaintances and overall good goths for helping me feel safe(r) tonight. I hope to see you in person at the next Gothess night!! Here's a shitty beardless selfie
20.3.19 14:29 
I'm.....conflicted?
19.3.19 15:22 
If you've never listened to my show, this hour is a great first taste! Please support me with your ears and, optionally, KFAI with your dollars!
19.3.19 00:22 
Tune your radio to Cruise Control on KFAI 90.3 - then call (612) 375-9030 or visit kfai.org to pledge your donation for our Spring Membership Drive! (And if Cruise Control is somehow not your thing...a new AND special pledge drive episode of Dollar Bin on KFAI drops at the top of the hour!)
18.3.19 08:58 Things I never thought I'd be happy to post: MY HOUSE IS BACK ON THE GRID!
18.3.19 08:16 CRISIS AT THE KZIM TOWER, HOUR 87: New CenturyLink tech promptly rang the doorbell at 8. I showed him around the alley and he shared a disparaging opinion of the guy who visited yesterday, which amused me, at least. He also said it might take a while, but he thought he could run a new wire to the house this morning. I hope he's right - we'll see!
17.3.19 17:32 
Wow, so it was FIVE years until I unboxed and assembled this rake! Not that it did me any good, since I didn't also knock down my next door neighbour's cord-cutting deathsicles. Lessons learned
17.3.19 12:15 CRISIS AT THE KZIM TOWER, HOUR 67: CenturyLink tech says the part of the back alley they need to access has too much ice for any attempt at replacing my wire without a major injury, so they can't try it today. Sorry! MAYBE tomorrow if they can get an additional person so each one can stand at an end of the alley without anyone attempting to negotiate the hill. Phone and Internet will stay off for now. Soooo I'm not exactly loving life.
16.3.19 02:45 BANANA UPDATE: Ate a banana. Actually feeling a little proud of myself? 🍌
16.3.19 01:12 I enjoy the night life
I may have to boogie
15.3.19 19:28 You haven't really heard "Despacito" until you've heard it in the original Ukrainian
15.3.19 02:03 
CRISIS AT THE KZIM TOWER, HOUR NINE: Can you believe, in the times before Internet, we used to use these massive pieces of machinery to stream radio stations like KFAI?
14.3.19 18:25 Falling ice snapped my CenturyLink cable! I am now without phone AND Internet service until the truck rolls. The cable currently lies limp in the back alley where my neighbour probably wants to park. I'm now kind of amazed it lasted over three years the way they precariously laid it across OTHER cables to reach my house. CenturyLink says the closest appointment for repair is Sunday morning but "they'll put in for an escalation." I'm sure everyone will try to reach me Friday...fortunately, you weren't calling my land line anyway, right?
14.3.19 05:56 
Happy Pi Day!

0556 - Press .
14.3.19 04:56 OK maybe this guy was onto something back then
14.3.19 04:41 
STATUS PROBABLY ONLY MY MODESTO PEEPS WILL UNDERSTAND: There was honest-to-God TULE FOG driving home in Minneapolis tonight....an incredible, still slightly white-knuckled experience.
13.3.19 16:22 Don't worry, I Liked your status and/or comment, but Facebook's broken, so it didn't register. (I wonder if THIS status will work!)
13.3.19 08:11 
Oh, LinkedIn, you're such a tease
11.3.19 22:09 TOP RAMEN UPDATE: I have finally decided to throw out the noodles with freshness dates of 2007 and 2008 as - yes - they finally started smelling funny and maaaaaaaaybe I should just invest $1 in five new ones I can keep in the cupboard for another 15 years.
8.3.19 20:30 BANANA UPDATE: On Tuesday, I bought four bananas. Tonight, I ate one banana. I suspect the other three will end up in the trash way later. (Last banana update: September 8, 2017)
8.3.19 13:26 Really cool. Sounds like I need to get into some solo Michael Rother yesterday
8.3.19 01:33 Hey you know what I've had a good night with good friends Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday AND tonight. Gotta say overall I'm pretty lucky! Also tonight is gonna be CRAZY good (come on out!). But Saturday....Saturday it's gonna snow a foot or something, so we'll have to see about that.
7.3.19 23:09 Gather around my children and I shall tell you a legend...the Legend of Billie Jean
7.3.19 21:15 Looks like I didn't make the cut for the IBM gig. No email, but my application was updated with yesterday's date and "No Longer in Consideration" the changed status on their career site. WHAT DID WATSON TELL THEM ABOUT ME
6.3.19 09:43 
Quality suggestion, Facebook - will definitely take it under advisement. Episodes 9 and 10 are still available from KFAI!

(An earlier version of this suggestion had Mason's name in place of Kimber's, which lent an additional layer of hilarity and I regret not getting THAT screen grab)
6.3.19 08:58 Apropos
5.3.19 15:12 Just consumed my first seafood crab cake slider; truly living the dream and/or my best life
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