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7.4.19 17:39 
I wonder if the USA Network ad breaks were preferable to the obvious time wasting we've had to endure on the WWE Network (answer: ad breaks are NEVER preferable) #WrestleManiaKickOff
7.4.19 17:34 
Is Jost from Long Island, or is Che? #WrestleManiaKickOff #AndreTheGiantMemorialBattleRoyal #ARMBaR
7.4.19 17:29 
NINJA

VERSUS

NINJA
7.4.19 17:28 
#HOF @TheCurtHawkins
7.4.19 17:26 
Roman, Angle, probably Seth, hopefully Batista RT @HackmanRSPW: Who is getting a bitchin' entrance (other than HHH and Ronda) at #WM35?
7.4.19 16:57 
Earlier I was like "what, did Lawler have a stroke?" so I Googled it and - well - I'd hate to spoil it for you #WrestleMania
7.4.19 16:56 
Two in row - are they in the shadow of Long Island or something? #WrestleManiaKickOff #SomeHowHawKinsStillLoSes
7.4.19 16:45 
In case you're consuming this part of the kickoff on YouTube or Facebook or.....Pheed? Is that still a thing? Are they still Touting it out? I think next hour's on USA Network, too? RT @JayJayDean: WTF why are there commercials on like anyone watching THIS is going "should I order #WrestleMania?"
7.4.19 12:12 
Yes, WrestleMania is on at my house. Yes, you can come over if you REALLY want. The preshow is at 4 and the show itself starts at 6. The WWE Network schedule says it's supposed to end by 11.30 but don't be surprised if it goes until midnight. Yes, that's eight hours somehow. I have two bathrooms.
5.4.19 21:13 
At least I don't have to say "there were a dozen places he could have taken a DQ win!" #NXTTakeOver #kayfabe #sports #storytelling #smilesonfaces #hashtags
5.4.19 21:10 
how'd he lose the first fall tho ;-) #NXTTakeOver
5.4.19 20:54 
The third fall in a three fall matchup isn't "overtime" #NXTTakeOver
1.4.19 21:23 
This segment, teaching kids to not enjoy "Weekend Update," is really low-key Trump support from Vince #RAW #MAGA
1.4.19 21:22 
RIP #squishedfishpattyonabun #RAW
1.4.19 21:19 
By the way, did WWE just squander EC3's first speaking on the show to set up....a Brown Strawman squash? #RAW
1.4.19 21:09 
Can't wait to see Ronda, Charlotte and Becky return in an hour riding a zamboni, a milk truck and a cement mixer #RAW
1.4.19 21:06 
Were....were Ronda and Becky scissoring? #RAW
1.4.19 19:54 
QUICK, ANSWRE ME: Will WWE show a clip of Angle defeating Tazz or nah? #RAW
1.4.19 19:42 
Okay, BEST PROMO EVER #RAW @DaveBautista
1.4.19 19:38 
TONIGHT'S BATISTA PYRO SYNC SCORE: n/a #RAW
27.3.19 21:25 
As we continue down the overly long road to #WrestleMania, hey, remember that time Lacey Evans walked out and the commentary team collectively wet their pants and then she...turned around and walked back having done nothing? Like, on MULTIPLE shows? WWE MAKIN' SUPERSTARS, FOLKS
26.3.19 19:52 
FINALLY, Kurt Angle loses one on his farewell tour #SDLive
11.3.19 21:01 
TONIGHT'S BATISTA PYRO SYNC SCORE: n/a #RAW
10.3.19 21:02 
But Elias and Randy Orton are on different shows! #WWEFastlane
10.3.19 20:43 
WWE: How Can We Screw THIS Up?™
26.2.19 19:13 
Sign the contract, dummy! #SDLive
13.2.19 02:19 
@jxvaleska @tapemachines Then
Now
Forever
11.2.19 23:22 
@tapemachines Then
Now
Forever
4.2.19 22:08 
I am simultaneously appreciative of the shout while cringing at the use of the wrong "their" so close to my handle RT @D_V_D_V_R: To quote the great @CRZ, "Play there music because they lost!" - Dolfan
4.2.19 21:01 
@eastcoast_joe El KaNON
4.2.19 20:48 
THE GEETAR DIDN'T BREAK #RAW
4.2.19 20:38 
This is usually where I do one of those self-aware tweets about "some things should stay 20 years in the past" but it's actually been so long for me that most people don't even know I'm being all meta and ironic #RAW #CRZ http://slashwrestling.com/raw/980330.html #blinkinghorse
4.2.19 20:14 
C'mon, they didn't even set up the wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tubemen #RAW #kayfabe
29.1.19 20:51 
YES HEMP #SDLive
29.1.19 20:45 
New belt in the bag? #SDLive
29.1.19 19:48 
Geez, I hope she wasn't tweeting while driving RT @BeckyLynchWWE: #ShoehornCharlotte
https://pic.twitter.com/b2tiaADNuq
28.1.19 19:05 
Meta-commentary about pointing at the sign definitely signifies a jumping of the shark moment vis-à-vis pointing at the sign #RAW #WrestleMania
27.1.19 22:44 
Oh wow Kharma mention #RoyalRumble
27.1.19 22:11 
I almost forgot to bust out this old chestnut! http://imagen.CRZ.net/jblbingo.gif #RoyalRumble
27.1.19 22:02 
Big E NEEDED FIIIIIIVE #RoyalRumble
27.1.19 21:56 
Therrrrrrre we go #RoyalRumble
27.1.19 21:55 
Hmmm, geetar is still in the corner tho #RoyalRumble
27.1.19 21:55 
Shocked that nobody kabong'd the other guy #RoyalRumble
27.1.19 21:48 
They got the band back together! Cole, JBL and Lawler - three chuckleheads who blocked ol' CRZ on the tweetie #RoyalRumble
27.1.19 21:41 
Welp
27.1.19 21:25 
Over/under on this match: I say....seven minutes #RoyalRumble
27.1.19 21:17 
Whoa, Erick Rowan got his first name back maybe! #RoyalRumble
27.1.19 20:45 
So #RoyalRumble is like five hours, right
27.1.19 20:40 
RT @RusevBUL: So technically @LanaWWE won!!! Congrats honey. I love you. We are going to wrestle mania
27.1.19 20:39 
@D_V_D_V_R Better a Gilloly than a Golota! #hiyo #references
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