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18.4.19 21:21 
In my checkout line at Cub, a couple of workers were providing an autopsy to a soggy Diet Dr Pepper 12 pack box which had apparently been the victim of an exploded and emptied can. The mess had left a puddle on the conveyor belt and they were starting to worry about just leaving it there while they collected something to clean off the belt, when my checker said "oh, don't worry - it's Dr Pepper! Nobody will want it." One of them shot back "even worse - it's Diet!" whereupon I pointed to the 12 pack of Diet Dr Pepper Cherry in my basket which my checker had rung up not 15 seconds ago (4/$10). After a collective "d'oh" from all involved, they decided to make up for it by just giving me 8 loose cans of Diet Dr Pepper so they wouldn't have to figure out how to restock them. Anyway, I'm on the radio live at 2am CDT (midnight on the west coast) and hope you'll be tuning in if you're awake and haven't a better thing to do.
18.4.19 21:03 Can of Diet Dr Pepper
18.4.19 20:38 
Listened to Aretha Franklin - Think
18.4.19 20:35 
Listened to Patterson - Freedom now
18.4.19 20:30 
 $2.799/g - Holiday Station Store (Saint Paul, MN)
18.4.19 20:16 
Listened to The Chemical Brothers - Essential Mix 2019-04-13
18.4.19 19:19 Now we're cooking - Cub Foods (Saint Paul, MN)
18.4.19 19:08  Distracting - Walmart (Saint Paul, MN)
18.4.19 18:15 
(Stolen from Andy Shoup)
18.4.19 15:24 
"Hello,

Thank you for applying for the Technology Training & Documentation Professional position with the Office of Information Technology at the University of Minnesota. While you certainly have many excellent qualifications, we have elected to move forward with other candidates whose skills and experience provide a better match for the specific needs of this position.

I encourage your continued interest in employment opportunities with the University of Minnesota. Please visit the employment system website at
http://www1.umn.edu/ohr/employment/ to view other available positions. This web site is updated regularly as new positions become available.

I wish you the best in your future career endeavors!

Sincerely,
[redacted]"

Don't let the form letter fool you - I'm pretty sure it was because I asked for too much money. ;-)
18.4.19 15:00 
SYMC closing quote: 24.40 ▼0.07 (Range: 24.06 - 24.55)
17.4.19 22:26 
 I should be easy to spot tonight - Ballentine VFW Post 246 (Minneapolis, MN)
17.4.19 19:48 
Listened to Joanie Rich - Shield
17.4.19 19:44 
Listened to Joanie Rich - Ping Pong
17.4.19 17:26 Can of Diet Dr Pepper
17.4.19 15:43 
Guys I'm finally a Top Fan of something on Facebook!
17.4.19 15:00 
SYMC closing quote: 24.47 ▲0.17 (Range: 24.34 - 24.76)
17.4.19 14:52 He can't escape me (tagged in 30 photos with Andy)
17.4.19 13:43 Breakfast Blend
16.4.19 22:03 
Acadia Cafe (Minneapolis, MN)
16.4.19 20:58 
Off to karaoke - goodbye #SDLive
16.4.19 20:58 
Oh no, they're gonna have to stretch this out two more minutes #SDLive
16.4.19 20:56 
Welp
16.4.19 20:54 
Well......I suppose it's a surprise - and there's five minutes left to do better #SDLive
16.4.19 20:44 
@RecklessEric @MrBrandonStroud https://pic.twitter.com/WdwjOI2FwC
16.4.19 20:06 
Wow, they sure are sayin' "belts" a lot #SDLive
16.4.19 19:50 
Clearly, Charles Robinson wanted to stay on #SDLive and he and Charlotte are a package deal, so
16.4.19 19:49 
I gotta say, if it weren't for Twitter I'd have no idea who Charlotte Flair was hooking up with - I still don't CARE. but I definitely KNOW #SDLive
16.4.19 19:26 
Well, we saw Sasha ONCE this week #SDLive https://pic.twitter.com/VyFaNr8Nu7
16.4.19 19:22 
UH OH ALI WEARING RED COULD HE BE HEADED TO #RAW
16.4.19 19:22 
I wish Ali's name were shorter - as does Vince McMahon #SDLive
16.4.19 19:15 
I think we all knew this was coming - Finn and AJ can't ever be on the same show #SDLive
16.4.19 19:12 
Well It's The Big O @The_W #SDLive
16.4.19 19:03 
OK I will TRY to sit through #SDLive but you guys the weather outside is AMAZING
16.4.19 18:38 
THIS IS AWESOME (via Michelle Herder Ness)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO0eelcWY28 (Barry ZeVan: The Retro Weatherman)
16.4.19 18:07 Can of Diet Dr Pepper
16.4.19 16:25 
As photos of me emerge from past weekends, here's a black light braid selfie from Transmission last Saturday night - ticket courtesy Kelsey, braid by Lobo, shirt and safety pin by CRZ
16.4.19 16:14 
On This Day shared a spectacular tipsypost from me from three years ago after making it home after Clown Lounge shots with John after his MFA reading - I will spare you THAT share, but I *did* like this advice I posted to myself the next day...which I have largely failed to heed, except on rare occasions when I've managed to successfully transition from carpetbomb drunkposting to finely targeted drunkMessengering - although I'm sure the recipients don't uuuuuusually find it as poetic as I do ;-)
16.4.19 15:57 
If you've got an hour, I've got a new episode and nine 12" singles for you, including Kon Kan, Dead or Alive, OMD, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Fashion, Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes, Saint Etienne, LaTour and... Monkey Business?
16.4.19 15:00 
SYMC closing quote: 24.30 ▼0.11 (Range: 24.13 - 24.52)
15.4.19 21:36 
Rocco looks different #RAW
15.4.19 21:15 
RT @kimberrussell: @CRZ I have spent this whole night trying to remember who is on what roster. I have to do it by saying things like "Nattie and Ronda were friends and Ronda is RAW." "Rey Misterio was on Smackdown because Samoa Joe beat the shit out of him weekly."
15.4.19 21:12 
Always amusing when they have to stand around through an ad break #RAW
15.4.19 21:12 
Sorry @tapemachines, I hooked a bigger fish with your joke this round RT @D_V_D_V_R: @CRZ she was already on it
15.4.19 21:08 
Does this mean Natalya is joining the #RAW roster?
15.4.19 20:55 
We invite you to comment on this match using the hashtag #PopeyesFiveDollarButterflyShrimpTackleBox #RAW
15.4.19 20:16 
Jason Jordan to.....continue to be off television? #RAW
15.4.19 20:13 
HEY SPOILER ALERT, GRAPHICS GUY #RAW
15.4.19 19:59 
@eastcoast_joe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5K0Oaz0QGQ
15.4.19 19:58 @eastcoast_joe I still miss it!
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