| 18.3.20 17:01  |  
   | RT : With deep gratitude to all who have stood with me during the past eleven months in our effort to bring better government to Washington, D.C., I am today suspending my candidacy for President of the United States.  My full statement here:  
 
https://www.instagram.com/p/B941BedDCpC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link | 
| 18.3.20 15:00  |   | NLOK closing quote: 16.61 ▼0.03 (Range: 15.12 - 16.91) | 
| 18.3.20 14:36  |   | Even in these trying times, the robocalls can still get through | 
| 18.3.20 12:53  |   | Ooh, I'm insured a week early - thanks, Governor Walz!  (Phew!) | 
| 18.3.20 08:30  |  
   | Listened to HVOB - Window | 
| 18.3.20 08:18  |  
   | Listened to âme - Positivland | 
| 17.3.20 18:39  |  
   |   Success!  (Please don't tell my family in California I left the house... for Guinness) - Zipps Liquors (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 17.3.20 17:29  |  
   |   Out of Guinness!  I risked my life for NOTHING! - Fresh Thyme Farmers Market (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 17.3.20 17:20  |  
   |       (no human contact, picking up records) - US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 17.3.20 15:43  |  
   |  Ha!  'sall good.  Honestly I didn't know they were gone and came back.  Their feed now looks very light and sad. 
 
I was alive in the 1980s and that also may have been the last time I bought a BD T-shirt. 
 
Shit, now my brand interaction from 2011 is broken! RT :  I BELIEVE!  In Big Dogs...and the USA! http://twitpic.com/5bhif0 | 
| 17.3.20 15:30  |   |   This actually reminds me of those heady days when it was just a dog on the T-shirts.  Call me old school but I was never into that ... y'know, smirking biceps thing | 
| 17.3.20 15:00  |   | NLOK closing quote: 16.64 ▼0.20 (Range: 15.74 - 17.27) | 
| 17.3.20 14:13  |   | Decaf | 
| 17.3.20 11:18  |  
   | Here's some Undertaker  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSZKUd1IF2c | 
| 17.3.20 08:14  |   | Well, not my best prediction, yet still a prescient screen capture for one election cycle later | 
| 17.3.20 08:07  |   | Hmm maybe I should grow out some quarantine sideburns | 
| 17.3.20 08:01  |  
   | Highlander Grog | 
| 16.3.20 22:00  |   | GOOD NIGHT, TWITTER | 
| 16.3.20 22:00  |  
   | OK, bump Saxton up to a 9 for his SECOND stunner sell  | 
| 16.3.20 21:58  |  
   | Well, I'll generously give Saxton an 8 on the stunner sell  | 
| 16.3.20 21:58  |  
   | (than) | 
| 16.3.20 21:57  |  
   | Saxton closer to Austin then three (3:16) feet  | 
| 16.3.20 21:56  |  
   |  | 
| 16.3.20 21:56  |  
   | We knew Steve Austin was no Johnny Carson, but to be fair whoever's writing his  jokes wasn't exactly Freddie DeBartolo  | 
| 16.3.20 21:53  |  
   | Wow, Byron's suit was pinned up to hell and back - STOP SHOWING HIM FROM THE BACK  | 
| 16.3.20 21:51  |   | Hey look 's new ad touting 8 nuggets for a buck reuses last year's footage (when it was 10 for a buck) https://pic.twitter.com/qjkLEJ9wHe | 
| 16.3.20 21:33  |  
   | Is Mike Rome doing all his ring announcing from his home?    | 
| 16.3.20 21:31  |   |  I gotta sweat with Corey Everson, tape | 
| 16.3.20 21:30  |   | Hey has ESPN brought back aerobics shows yet | 
| 16.3.20 21:25  |  
   | Well I certainly hope Asuka passes that stone  | 
| 16.3.20 21:06  |   | This is , now into HIS second decade of bitching about how to correctly pronounce "20xx" | 
| 16.3.20 21:05  |  
   | We're two decades into the century and WWE still scripts superstars to pronounce the year starting with "two thousand" instead of "twenty"  | 
| 16.3.20 20:29  |  
   | Geez, Romain Reigns got the Diesel push SIX years ago  | 
| 16.3.20 20:26  |  
   | That couple shouldn't be eating in a restaurant, Luis Guzman!    | 
| 16.3.20 20:13  |  
   | THEY STILL LISTEN TO ME RT : Man  I'm BEGGING you give me ONE "COMING UP:" ticker that ends with an exclamation point! instead of a period.  | 
| 16.3.20 20:09  |  
   | Man  I'm BEGGING you give me ONE "COMING UP:" ticker that ends with an exclamation point! instead of a period.  | 
| 16.3.20 20:08  |  
   | It'll be nice to have one more  without some weird shoehorned-in "augmented reality" crap | 
| 16.3.20 20:03  |  
   | Give WWE credit, they figured out how to put the Lesnar elimination right at the top of the hour   | 
| 16.3.20 19:17  |  
   | Wow, are they really gonna show the Royal Rumble?  BEST PRIME TIME WRESTLING EVER  | 
| 16.3.20 19:16  |  
   | To be fair, we've managed to go over ONE quarter hour without that "smiles on faces" crap  | 
| 16.3.20 19:13  |  
   | MAYBE cheaper than a tour bus....oh yeah, obligatory WALKING! in here too  | 
| 16.3.20 19:12  |  
   | HOOOOOOOOOOOOONK  | 
| 16.3.20 19:04  |  
   | This show is PERFECT for someone like me who's missed....like....every episode this year   | 
| 16.3.20 19:01  |  
   | Phillips, Saxton and Lawler definitely closer together than three feet  | 
| 16.3.20 19:00  |  
   | Well, well, well....if it isn't my old nemesis Monday Night  | 
| 16.3.20 18:29  |  
   | Sure is weird seeing Perkins ads when all the Perkins are pretty much gonna be shuttered by the end of the week | 
| 16.3.20 18:28  |   | Sure is weird seeing ads depicting large crowds at sporting events - also, who the heck is gonna buy a car THIS month? | 
| 16.3.20 18:21  |   | Video | 
| 16.3.20 18:12  |   | Can of Diet Dr Pepper Cherry | 
| 16.3.20 15:00  |   | NLOK closing quote: 16.84 ▼0.61 (Range: 15.77 - 17.57) |