| 18.3.20 22:18 |  
  | In news nobody's paying attention to - possibly rightly so - Governor Weld, who attempted to primary President Trump, finally threw in the towel.  It would have been nice to have that vector to cast a protest vote, but the Minnesota GOP only put one name on the ballot along with a "write-in" space. | 
| 18.3.20 18:16 |  | OH THANK GOODNESS THERE'S A NEW ARMORY APP | 
| 18.3.20 17:44 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 18.3.20 17:19 |  
  | RT : Support to Save Caffetto Coffee Shop from Closing https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-to-save-caffetto-coffee-shop-from-closing | 
| 18.3.20 17:01 |  
  | RT : With deep gratitude to all who have stood with me during the past eleven months in our effort to bring better government to Washington, D.C., I am today suspending my candidacy for President of the United States.  My full statement here: 
 https://www.instagram.com/p/B941BedDCpC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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| 18.3.20 15:00 |  | NLOK closing quote: 16.61 ▼0.03 (Range: 15.12 - 16.91) | 
| 18.3.20 14:36 |  | Even in these trying times, the robocalls can still get through | 
| 18.3.20 12:53 |  | Ooh, I'm insured a week early - thanks, Governor Walz!  (Phew!) | 
| 18.3.20 08:30 |  
  | Listened to HVOB - Window | 
| 18.3.20 08:18 |  
  | Listened to âme - Positivland | 
| 17.3.20 18:39 |  
  |  Success!  (Please don't tell my family in California I left the house... for Guinness) - Zipps Liquors (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 17.3.20 17:29 |  
  |  Out of Guinness!  I risked my life for NOTHING! - Fresh Thyme Farmers Market (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 17.3.20 17:20 |  
  |      (no human contact, picking up records) - US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 17.3.20 15:43 |  
  | Ha!  'sall good.  Honestly I didn't know they were gone and came back.  Their feed now looks very light and sad. 
 I was alive in the 1980s and that also may have been the last time I bought a BD T-shirt.
 
 Shit, now my brand interaction from 2011 is broken! RT :  I BELIEVE!  In Big Dogs...and the USA! http://twitpic.com/5bhif0
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| 17.3.20 15:30 |  | This actually reminds me of those heady days when it was just a dog on the T-shirts.  Call me old school but I was never into that ... y'know, smirking biceps thing | 
| 17.3.20 15:00 |  | NLOK closing quote: 16.64 ▼0.20 (Range: 15.74 - 17.27) | 
| 17.3.20 14:13 |  | Decaf | 
| 17.3.20 11:18 |  
  | Here's some Undertaker  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSZKUd1IF2c | 
| 17.3.20 08:14 |  | Well, not my best prediction, yet still a prescient screen capture for one election cycle later | 
| 17.3.20 08:07 |  | Hmm maybe I should grow out some quarantine sideburns | 
| 17.3.20 08:01 |  
  | Highlander Grog | 
| 16.3.20 22:00 |  | GOOD NIGHT, TWITTER | 
| 16.3.20 22:00 |  
  | OK, bump Saxton up to a 9 for his SECOND stunner sell | 
| 16.3.20 21:58 |  
  | Well, I'll generously give Saxton an 8 on the stunner sell | 
| 16.3.20 21:58 |  
  | (than) | 
| 16.3.20 21:57 |  
  | Saxton closer to Austin then three (3:16) feet | 
| 16.3.20 21:56 |  
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| 16.3.20 21:56 |  
  | We knew Steve Austin was no Johnny Carson, but to be fair whoever's writing his  jokes wasn't exactly Freddie DeBartolo | 
| 16.3.20 21:53 |  
  | Wow, Byron's suit was pinned up to hell and back - STOP SHOWING HIM FROM THE BACK | 
| 16.3.20 21:51 |  | Hey look 's new ad touting 8 nuggets for a buck reuses last year's footage (when it was 10 for a buck) https://pic.twitter.com/qjkLEJ9wHe | 
| 16.3.20 21:33 |  
  | Is Mike Rome doing all his ring announcing from his home? | 
| 16.3.20 21:31 |  | I gotta sweat with Corey Everson, tape | 
| 16.3.20 21:30 |  | Hey has ESPN brought back aerobics shows yet | 
| 16.3.20 21:25 |  
  | Well I certainly hope Asuka passes that stone | 
| 16.3.20 21:06 |  | This is , now into HIS second decade of bitching about how to correctly pronounce "20xx" | 
| 16.3.20 21:05 |  
  | We're two decades into the century and WWE still scripts superstars to pronounce the year starting with "two thousand" instead of "twenty" | 
| 16.3.20 20:29 |  
  | Geez, Romain Reigns got the Diesel push SIX years ago | 
| 16.3.20 20:26 |  
  | That couple shouldn't be eating in a restaurant, Luis Guzman! | 
| 16.3.20 20:13 |  
  | THEY STILL LISTEN TO ME RT : Man  I'm BEGGING you give me ONE "COMING UP:" ticker that ends with an exclamation point! instead of a period. | 
| 16.3.20 20:09 |  
  | Man  I'm BEGGING you give me ONE "COMING UP:" ticker that ends with an exclamation point! instead of a period. | 
| 16.3.20 20:08 |  
  | It'll be nice to have one more  without some weird shoehorned-in "augmented reality" crap | 
| 16.3.20 20:03 |  
  | Give WWE credit, they figured out how to put the Lesnar elimination right at the top of the hour | 
| 16.3.20 19:17 |  
  | Wow, are they really gonna show the Royal Rumble?  BEST PRIME TIME WRESTLING EVER | 
| 16.3.20 19:16 |  
  | To be fair, we've managed to go over ONE quarter hour without that "smiles on faces" crap | 
| 16.3.20 19:13 |  
  | MAYBE cheaper than a tour bus....oh yeah, obligatory WALKING! in here too | 
| 16.3.20 19:12 |  
  | HOOOOOOOOOOOOONK | 
| 16.3.20 19:04 |  
  | This show is PERFECT for someone like me who's missed....like....every episode this year | 
| 16.3.20 19:01 |  
  | Phillips, Saxton and Lawler definitely closer together than three feet | 
| 16.3.20 19:00 |  
  | Well, well, well....if it isn't my old nemesis Monday Night | 
| 16.3.20 18:29 |  
  | Sure is weird seeing Perkins ads when all the Perkins are pretty much gonna be shuttered by the end of the week |