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22.5 21:00 
@tapemachines Larry King-esque
22.5 20:56 
ON BRAND: Happy National Vanilla Pissing Day - HEY WAIT AUTOCORRECT
22.5 20:24 
Whatever of course I appreciate Mandy's wardrobe devolution into trailer trash #SmackDown
22.5 20:22 
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A HOT TAG IN A MIXED TAG MATCH #SmackDown
22.5 19:59 
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Somehow he didn't get to ten?!

#SmackDown
22.5 19:36 
What a coup by Cleatus to complete a trade with the president of USA Network for AJ Styles! #SmackDown
22.5 19:30 Ruin a social network by posting the same "change one letter" meme a couple hundred times
22.5 18:34 Holy hell I think I just got stung (TWICE) by a bumblebee. How did a bumblebee even get in my house? I had socks on but felt this stab and then HOT FIRE on my big toe - I didn't see anything, tho. I did a very unappealing shaky shake dance and then felt a second one on the arch under my OTHER foot. More frantic jumping and I finally saw this black BLOB nearby on the kitchen floor. It was a dead bee. I immediately rubbed some benadryl cream on the "injection sites" but MAN that is some sting.

(99% positive I didn't inherit my dad's potentially fatal allergies to this kind of thing, but this'll be a good test - I do have some pill Benadryl on standby and will definitely take some if this still hurts like a mother later)
22.5 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 20.24 ▲0.01 (Range: 20.08 - 20.44)
22.5 11:19 
Listened to 808 State - Where Wye & Severn
22.5 08:20 
IT'S NATIONAL VANILLA PUDDING DAY
ALSO THIS GUY'S BIRTHDAY
22.5 02:16 
So the issue of Closer Weekly at Cub was the one I posted LAST week, so somehow I skipped over one. THIS ONE. I think everybody on this cover is dead except the royal.
22.5 01:16 
Listened to Nocturnal Sunshine - Essential Mix 2020-03-14
22.5 00:47 
 Well, let's see if they have anything the other one was out of - Cub Foods (Minneapolis, MN)
21.5 22:48   Back to 24/7 so I'm masked up for a late night stockup! - Cub Foods (Saint Paul, MN)
21.5 22:10 
@tapemachines Maaaaaaaaaaaaan I would have run that nickname into the ground back in the day if only I'd have known about it
21.5 21:48 
Listened to Thomas Dolby - Radio Silence - 2009 Remastered Version
21.5 19:41 
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Listened to Stephanie Clothing - 2020 Vision on Spotify
21.5 19:23 I totally missed my favourite Cub going back to 24/7 hours! NOW I'm thinking my "better get there as soon as I can" grocery trip just changed into an "after midnight" grocery trip and I might as well try to capture the Closer Weekly cover in the wild. STAY TUNED
21.5 19:16 
I've been nominated by Rissy Bird to post 10 favorite albums of all time in 10 days, in no particular order. Guidelines are only the albums that have deeply impacted me. Only the cover with no explanation and to nominate a friend to do the same every day.

I break chains, baby, but nominate yourself if you somehow haven't done this already. This is my second time around so without completely violating the "no explanation" rules, I'll just say this set of ten has deeply impacted me in a slightly different way. (4 of 10)
21.5 17:29 
  T-shirt and vinyl! - US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN)
21.5 16:56 
  T-shirt and vinyl! - US Post Office (Minneapolis, MN)
21.5 15:13 Kona Blend
21.5 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 20.23 ▼0.77 (Range: 20.18 - 21.00)
21.5 14:49 @Totalvirgo918 You watched it?! (You gonna watch it again?)
20.5 23:35 Video
20.5 21:48 
Well THAT was an unsatisfying ending #NASCARgoneagain
20.5 21:47 
Elliott crew clearly not social distancing from the Busch bunch #NASCARIsBack
20.5 21:42 
@benjamiller There's a reason WWF fans and NASCAR fans had such a large intersection back in the day!
20.5 21:38 
@benjamiller Officials could black flag him but it's a judgment call they seldom make
20.5 21:03 Now wondering if FS1 will air one more "Ultimate Tag" ad now that it's done airing for tonight. (No I am not aware of a "Pacific feed" what is that)
20.5 21:01 RT @chigh: Fuck off. RT @twittercomms: Fuck off. RT @TwitterComms: reply if you want to be verified!
20.5 20:02 The time is two after the hour. Has "Ultimate Tag"been cancelled yet? #hashtag #UltimateTag
20.5 16:14 
I've been nominated by Rissy Bird to post 10 favorite albums of all time in 10 days, in no particular order. Guidelines are only the albums that have deeply impacted me. Only the cover with no explanation and to nominate a friend to do the same every day.

I break chains, baby, but nominate yourself if you somehow haven't done this already. This is my second time around so without completely violating the "no explanation" rules, I'll just say this set of ten has deeply impacted me in a slightly different way. (3 of 10)
20.5 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 21.00 ▲0.77 (Range: 20.24 - 21.15)
20.5 11:42 
Listened to Jan Hammer Group - Don't You Know
20.5 11:38 Colombia Supremo
20.5 11:27 Video
20.5 10:58 Today while finally taking control of my Xfinity account, their reps cheerfully provided Kim's phone number, current address AND last four digits of her social pretty much unprompted as I attempted to prove I was not her. They also revealed the fake last four digits of MY social which I wasn't able to crack on my own. Just stellar security, overall. I can't believe I was locked out of an online account for years because I was too "busy" to call them up given they were practically logging in for me by the time it was done. Ah well, who needs security on their cable TV, really? (I'm told people don't actually use cable TV in 2020 as it is, but I'm a boomer or something)
20.5 08:52 
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Listened to Zwaremachine - Ripping at the Fabric on Bandcamp
20.5 01:18 
Listened to Jan Hammer Group - Don't You Know
20.5 00:35 
Listened to The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
20.5 00:14 I'm so sick of that boring, boring, boring Microsoft Teams ad
19.5 23:30 Oh shit today IS /tuesday RT @jmshapyro: oh no, I did do this. https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr8cef
19.5 19:59 
I've been nominated by Rissy Bird to post 10 favorite albums of all time in 10 days, in no particular order. Guidelines are only the albums that have deeply impacted me. Only the cover with no explanation and to nominate a friend to do the same every day.

I break chains, baby, but nominate yourself if you somehow haven't done this already. This is my second time around so without completely violating the "no explanation" rules, I'll just say this set of ten has deeply impacted me in a slightly different way. (2 of 10)
19.5 15:00 NLOK closing quote: 20.23 ▲0.29 (Range: 19.73 - 20.42)
19.5 13:26 
RT @DollarBinShow: Time for episode 071! California's State Highway 71 is also known as the Corona Freeway. Now you know.
KFAI:
https://www.kfai.org/episode/05-19-2020-dollar-bin/ /> Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/kfaiFMradio/the-dollar-bin-071/ /> Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/622590637
19.5 10:17 Velvet Moon
18.5 21:25 
DEEP IN THE PANTRY, A CONTINUING SERIES: Even I can occasionally surprise myself by still finding canned meat sauce from the PREVIOUS previous decade and figuring "eh, what the hell" even as I hear my brother trying to tell me about tomatoes in cans and years again. Fear not, tho - the pasta box *did* have a date in 2020 on it. (Although it maaaaay have also been a date that's already passed)
18.5 20:42 
I've been nominated by Rissy Bird to post 10 favorite albums of all time in 10 days, in no particular order. Guidelines are only the albums that have deeply impacted me. Only the cover with no explanation and to nominate a friend to do the same every day.

I break chains, baby, but nominate yourself if you somehow haven't done this already. This is my second time around so without completely violating the "no explanation" rules, I'll just say this set of ten has deeply impacted me in a slightly different way. (1 of 10)
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