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| 19.6.20 14:53 | | Seventeen years and almost eight months!! |
| 19.6.20 12:54 | | Argh, one typo to correct - I was talking about my follower account surging ABOVE 2,000 - but don't fret, for it hath not RT : Anyway, there's me talking about ol' CRZ for however many tweets this was. Tell your friends. If my follower account suddenly surges about 2,000 I will be suitably ego-stroked to.....well, probably not tweet MORE, but who can say. |
| 19.6.20 12:43 | | ♫ HEADSTRONG TO TAKE ON ANYONE ♫ |
| 19.6.20 08:29 | | (something funny about consent) |
| 18.6.20 22:16 | | Aw, shucks - thank you! |
| 18.6.20 21:46 |
 | [+] [–] Got some interesting messages today. I've been largely blissfully unaware about the State of Recapping Wrestling Shows on the Internet, and that appears to have been the correct course of action. (A POINTLESS THREAD OF 11 TWEETS)| 18.6.20 21:46 |
| Since I was a big deal in the "text" era of the Internet, no, nobody ever sent me nudes. Pretty sure I ended up marrying the only woman I ever sexually harrassed, but she might have a different story now that we're divorced. |
| 18.6.20 21:46 |
| I was always incredibly lucky that writing recaps was never my "primary" thing, even if it looked that way on the Internet - I always had a well-paying job that allowed me to pretty much call my own shots since nobody was paying me for it. |
| 18.6.20 21:46 |
| I believed then (AND now!) that it was only a combination of my attention to detail and my insane desire to turn things around overnight that made me so popular - practically any idiot with any decent writing ability could do what I did |
| 18.6.20 21:46 |
| ...but they couldn't do it as quickly with that level of detail. (And yeah, occasionally I'd get a good zinger and/or gimmick I could run deep, deep into the ground.) |
| 18.6.20 21:46 |
| My last "full-time" recap was for RAW at the end of October, 2002. Think about that - SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO. Pretty sure the first SmackDown I didn't recap (airing later that week) was the one where John Cena dressed up as Vanilla Ice...and the rest was history (I didn't write). |
| 18.6.20 21:46 |
| Occasionally I'd come back here and there and do some stuff - I think I did 13 weeks of ECW and not sure how many weeks of Ring of Honor on HDNet - but time had passed me by and video made my old-style text recaps (which were NOT as timely) largely obsolete |
| 18.6.20 21:46 |
| I did do an entire season of "Jersey Shore" WITH screen caps and they may have been some of the finest writing I ever did which barely anybody read. Even if you read them now, the excruciating detail will make you think you've seen the episodes even if you haven't |
| 18.6.20 21:46 |
| Anyway, there's me talking about ol' CRZ for however many tweets this was. Tell your friends. If my follower account suddenly surges about 2,000 I will be suitably ego-stroked to.....well, probably not tweet MORE, but who can say. |
| 18.6.20 21:46 |
| Mostly, I'm sorry it sounds like everybody sucks and used their power for evil. I still think I can claim I haven't, but I await inevitably being proven wrong. FIN |
| 18.6.20 21:46 |
| PS Pretty sure all of my long-time close personal friends still doing the thing (@jmshapyro @thecubsfan/@luchablog @tapemachines) remain scandal-free, with the possible exception of @ryderfakin - oh and @OOWrestling, of course! So give them all a follow if you aren't already |
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| 18.6.20 21:29 | | Makes sense...I also tried to copy DEAN~! |
| 18.6.20 14:54 | | http://twitter.com/CRZ/status/1273705780651397120 |
| 18.6.20 11:41 | | I played Pokémon Smile, the exciting game of tooth brushing. I think it didn't like:
•my electric toothbrush
•my facial hair
•my age probably being 40-45 years above their target
I still got this photo for my troubles, tho https://pic.twitter.com/QZGsN6x6bO |
| 18.6.20 09:25 |
 | I usually break chains but if is demanding justice for Breonna Taylor, I'm on board and have no trouble finding five friends to tag who may keep it going!
RT : is demanding justice for Breonna Taylor. Let's tag five friends who will do the same! 97 days and still no arrests....unacceptable!
https://twitter.com/voidvision/status/1273063699092299776 |
| 18.6.20 09:19 | | Yeah, I downloaded the Pokémon tooth brushing game |
| 17.6.20 14:48 | | If I can't have one, NOBODY can have one! (But this is still pretty cool) |
| 17.6.20 13:19 | | Okay but what if we changed Uncle Ben's converted rice to Uncle BENSON'S converted rice and used a really sweet photo of the late Robert Guillaume on the label |
| 17.6.20 13:00 | | I dunno, Toast... "Madeira" sounds kinda.... ethnic
(also, what a criminally small portion!) |
| 17.6.20 12:48 | | I don't wanna say they are literally backwater hicks, but the folks behind the website of the McIntosh County sheriff's office (built on Wordpress!) managed to misspell the name of their own county in their TITLE tag https://pic.twitter.com/Koexyp973i |
| 17.6.20 12:43 | | I don't wanna say they are literally backwater hicks, but the folks behind the website of McIntosh County sheriff's office (built on Wordpress!) managed to misspell the name of their own county in the TITLE tag |
| 17.6.20 12:39 | | If I have to wait one more minute for this website I may create a tearful video about it https://pic.twitter.com/7ribuMeLc5 |
| 17.6.20 10:39 | | Just don't mess with my Essential Everyday syrup, am I right folks https://pic.twitter.com/rxocL9IR30 |
| 16.6.20 21:23 |
| RT : National media is like: Minneapolis Police are gone!
Local press, who knows better: "Votes Unanimously To Explore" (WCCO), "approves plan to evaluate" (KSTP), "declares its intent ... creates a work group" (Strib). |
| 16.6.20 21:04 |
 | SMDH murderin' Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka is on |
| 16.6.20 18:47 | | RT : Just realized Aphex Twin is “oldies” |
| 16.6.20 18:39 |
| So many dead people on this show |
| 16.6.20 15:31 | | IS this shocking tho RT : The shocking thing about the last year during which MPR/APM struggled economically, was one of its solutions was to rearrange the senior management and add yet another president position. Nobody lost a job at the VP and above level even though it's thrown all kinds of ballast |
| 16.6.20 14:07 | | Never mind :) |
| 16.6.20 14:06 | | What, no accompanying photo? |
| 16.6.20 12:21 |
 | RT : Our 75th episode is streaming NOW! It all starts with our 700th selection!
http://kfai.org/06-16-2020-dollar-bin
http://mixcloud.com/kfaiFMradio/the-dollar-bin-075 |
| 15.6.20 21:18 |
| "But Ric, I've won more NWA World Championships than Orton!" |
| 15.6.20 20:20 |
| Q: What if Truth loses his title before the match starts?
A: never hired that contuinity guy
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| 15.6.20 20:10 |
| Theoreh lost his first name? WHY I'M SHOCKED |
| 15.6.20 20:09 |
| Speaking of sacrifices, let's talk about all the Louis Vitton bags that were sliced up to make Mysterio's mask |
| 15.6.20 19:53 |
| TEN WEEKS without a tag team championship match |
| 15.6.20 19:49 |
| https://pic.twitter.com/INq2fpW2bP |
| 15.6.20 16:18 |
 | The saddest part for me is no 50% off Papa John's the day after a Twins victory |
| 14.6.20 20:44 |
| Tom Phillips sure loves saying "shoot the half" any time any cover of any kind is about to be attempted |
| 14.6.20 20:11 |
 | Sounds like we've been done with the pro wrestling portion of the show for quite a while now - oh hey NASCAR |
| 14.6.20 20:10 | | THE BADDEST MATCH ON THE PLANET |
| 14.6.20 20:01 |
| So can we blame this on Paul Heyman or not? |
| 14.6.20 16:00 |
| C'mon put up the damn lightning clock |
| 12.6.20 19:31 |
| Please don't turn Tucker in the 6 man tonight
Please don't turn Tucker in the 6 man tonight
Please don't turn Tucker in the 6 man tonight
Please don't turn Tucker in the 6 man tonight
Please don't turn Tucker in the 6 man tonight
Please don't turn Tucker in the 6 man tonight
Plea |
| 12.6.20 19:04 |
| Ya know the http://mpdfederation.com website must have been hosted at the 3rd precinct building because it's been down just about that long |
| 12.6.20 19:02 |
| Hahahaha they couldn't help themselves and had to edit Jeff Hardy's live statement to include that missing "a" in "red hair red beard" |
| 11.6.20 20:49 | | GETINTHEHOLE |
| 10.6.20 19:22 |
| NASCAR's on |
| 10.6.20 16:01 |
 | RT : $26,003,751,512,344.91 (+) |
| 9.6.20 17:51 | | Thanks! I'm always overshadowed by Prince. I don't mind (much). ♊ |
| 9.6.20 17:34 | | I guess I'm not surprised but how weird that Twitter didn't slap a disclaimer on that Trump conspiracy theory tweet about the 75 year old Buffalo man |
| 9.6.20 15:49 |
| RT : Tomorrow night at , will run a special paint scheme promoting racial equality.
Learn more: https://twitter.com/RPMotorsports/status/1270456886228180992/video/1 |
| 9.6.20 15:41 | | I was amused by your unintentionally Midwestern typo |
| 9.6.20 15:01 | | Ope |
