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9.10.20 02:24 
@tapemachines I also enjoyed "Security Slim Jim" or was it "Slim Jim Security"
8.10.20 23:23 
RT @lightintheattic: Sometimes the internet is good https://pic.twitter.com/YZUe8nWz5V
8.10.20 22:52 
I'm not saying I'd agree with the City and MPD getting prosecuted and ultimately fined $150,000 when all they wanna do is screen "Black Panther!" Just...that appears to be the law today: https://www.mplc.org/page/about-copyright-law
8.10.20 22:50 
Been thinking more about this...I wonder. You think @CityMinneapolis has paid the necessary license fee for MPD to publicly exhibit @motionpictures like this? I mean, surely they respect copyright law...still, anybody wanna warn the MPAA? They always seem interested in this. RT @MinneapolisPD: Pass the popcorn! Come join us for a movie showing featuring Black Panther tomorrow night at Chicago and Lake. The MPD Community Navigators and Chaplains are partnering with Office of Violence Prevention (OVP) who is hosting this fun event! https://pic.twitter.com/UUMnMzHjqu
8.10.20 22:33 
Why didn't the Bucs run the ball when it was 19-17? I guess it doesn't matter, Bears still have those timeouts they would have had to spend anyway. What I'm saying is #GoPackGo
8.10.20 17:42 
What could possibly go wrong? RT @MinneapolisPD: Pass the popcorn! Come join us for a movie showing featuring Black Panther tomorrow night at Chicago and Lake. The MPD Community Navigators and Chaplains are partnering with Office of Violence Prevention (OVP) who is hosting this fun event! https://pic.twitter.com/UUMnMzHjqu
8.10.20 13:41 To be fair, four of the next five recommendations had "editor" in their titles, so
8.10.20 13:37 Actor - figures RT @mmdotcox: Making everyone I know find an alternative government approved career via this assessment https://beta.nationalcareers.service.gov.uk/
7.10.20 21:59 
Well at least if we're all talking about the fly we aren't talking about his pinkeye
7.10.20 21:34 
Well, as usual, no minds were changed by tonight's performances; therefore, the winner of the debate is ME for staying awake through all ninety minutes. Everybody be sure to vote!
7.10.20 21:25 
Also, too bad whoever's sneezing can't leave the room
7.10.20 21:17 
Debate's over
7.10.20 21:17 
OMG THE BLOOMBERG FLY IS BACK
7.10.20 20:52 
Pew pew
7.10.20 13:05 
🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️ RT @masonbutler: Sounds like @Seanofthelife's dumbass might've got the 'Rona. Hopefully not, but he's staying away just in case. Imma sit in and do your Stoner Rock n More today @kfaiFMradio

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@Deathvalleygrls, old @fumanchuband doing VH and prob more https://pic.twitter.com/imjOhyDRUN
6.10.20 04:30 @tapemachines https://pic.twitter.com/gC2fvIM9WC
5.10.20 22:05 RT @grumpymartian: https://pic.twitter.com/QsaBvy8nog
5.10.20 21:12 RT @MattFnWallace: So you are saying it is a

Heartbeet
5.10.20 21:12 RT @grumpymartian: Uhm... so we got a giant beet in our farm share and I roasted it and peeled it and now it looks like a human heart https://pic.twitter.com/Ju5jgJqz2A
5.10.20 21:09 @tapemachines This fellow's got a really strange timeline in 2020. I guess he's a day trader (with the very occasional personal at-reply to......... Randy Orton)
5.10.20 19:06 
I'm watching the football tonight #WWERAW
5.10.20 14:42 RT @CoolMojo: This seems like a good year to start opening mummy tombs. RT @visuallyst: This seems like a good year to start opening mummy tombs. https://twitter.com/visuallyst/status/1313078675777216512
2.10.20 21:04 @paper_sleeves Sorry, but I haven't seen either of 'em!
2.10.20 18:39 @_caustic_ Hi, I'm a pedant - CDT and MST are the same, I think (we're not falling back to CST until November)
2.10.20 18:20 I gotta admit: I'M ready for an experimental antibody cocktail myself
2.10.20 00:52 
C O N T A C T
T R A C I N G RT
@realMikeLindell: I will be speaking in Iowa today with the @VP at @theFAMiLYLEADER Faith in Leadership: America’s Need for Revival event! https://pic.twitter.com/lbisBrOF3b
2.10.20 00:44 
I guess, in hindsight, one good thing about the debate only having two presidential candidates is all the other ones couldn't have caught the rona there
2.10.20 00:38 
RT @pdouglasweather: Wednesday evening the president attended a fundraiser with top Minnesota GOP leaders and candidates for office inside the home of Marty Davis in Shorewood. Are they being asked to quarantine? @StarTribune @wccoradio
2.10.20 00:37 
So how many Minnesota chum(p)s were on Air Force One for that Duluth thing? Is the MyPillow guy being contact traced?
2.10.20 00:18 Poor Lester Holt
1.10.20 22:36 @tapemachines Ahahaha delightful
1.10.20 22:34 @tapemachines Are the Blus' photos just the same guy reversed?
1.10.20 17:11 So THIS is what it feels like to wear pants...

...I don't like it
1.10.20 13:18 
@DJ_SLT @masonbutler It'll make you look for your copy of "Uneasy Listening, Vol. 1" - and then give up and just go to Soundcloud (https://soundcloud.com/morebounce/dj-z-trip-dj-p-uneasy-listening-vol-1)
29.9.20 22:22 
@masonbutler Two more presidential debates! Ba dum bum
29.9.20 22:17 Aw nuts RT @AP: Helen Reddy, the Australian-born singer who scored an enduring hit with her feminist anthem “I Am Woman,” has died at age 78. http://apne.ws/97hNdSe
29.9.20 22:13 @funkomatic Who's making money off that? (Do I wanna know?)
29.9.20 22:06 @funkomatic Oh, I dunno - I expect the ratings steadily declined throughout the show!
29.9.20 21:59 
So great hearing the crack NBC News team decide that ultimately the last two hours moved zero needles and proved nothing
29.9.20 21:58 
Amusing(?) to see Angie Craig light money on fire for ad buys given her election was pushed to February because the Legal Weed party opponent died
29.9.20 21:56 
Ineligible to SERVE.

(Also, fictional character - maybe should have led with that)
29.9.20 21:55 
Let's be honest - might do better than Kanye West, but as a citizen of Japan ineligible to server RT @LegsWet: @CRZ PRESIDENT PIKACHU
29.9.20 21:52 
I know, I know - but still, let me remind you that here in Minnesota there are seven choices for President on our ballot that aren't either of these two dudes (eight if you count the write-in space)
29.9.20 20:38 
Biden failing to dedicate his COVID-19 answer to Herman Cain was a missed opportunity
29.9.20 20:38 
Trump tweeting during this debate is a serious breach of kayfabe
29.9.20 15:17 @grumpymartian WD-40! yum
29.9.20 14:24 
Wouldn't it be funny if somehow watching tonight's debate made you regret already mailing in your vote
27.9.20 22:31 @hansen9j There's still time
27.9.20 20:54 
WWE: "It's not racist because we say 'the family' instead of 'Samoans!'" #WWEClash
27.9.20 20:27 
Wow!! Can you believe we're about to refer to Roman Reigns as the transition champion to get us to Jey Uso? #WWEClash
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