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| 16.1.21 02:40 |  | I've had so much Grain Belt when I haven't gone craft-y for double digits of years that I don't trust myself with any of the other four even if I THINK I maybe probably could |
| 16.1.21 02:33 | | My playlist for tomorrow's radio programme is mostly finalised, which means those last two requests should be coming in any moment now |
| 16.1.21 02:33 | | To be fair I could at least identify the chelada on the first try, I'm sure of that much RT : the queen of the world https://twitter.com/mkrwrt/status/1350241931016757249/video/1 |
| 15.1.21 16:04 |
 | THREE DAY BABY |
| 15.1.21 15:21 | | So worth it!
...which is to say, worth it for ME that YOU watched them instead of ME.
(ALTHOUGH I *did* watch the first one in a see•nay•ma...so who's the real sucka?) |
| 15.1.21 01:25 | | Well....I got to make a log entry on Letterboxd today, so |
| 15.1.21 01:06 |
 | It's been a month since I remembered there was a Lifetime KFC movie. I don't actually remember anybody WATCHING it but maybe I wasn't on Twitter that day. I'll watch it right now since it's on the 'tube and, recall, it's only 15 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0e7Bj_7T3k |
| 14.1.21 20:32 |
 | As a former mayoral candidate, I have been effectively rendered invisible to Minneapolis troll bots (example: RT : Hey, I can do this gimmick, too!
295 days until Minneapolis has a chance to vote for a better mayor. |
| 14.1.21 19:57 |
 | I think we both know Trump will be leaving one* in the desk
*one poop |
| 14.1.21 17:16 | | Well I WANT to believe you; however I am not moving <consults web search> "The Marine 4: Moving Target" ahead of "The Godfather: Part III" on my watch list at this time |
| 14.1.21 16:57 | | Oh no. You're watching all...<consults web search site>...six of them, aren't you |
| 14.1.21 16:55 | | I'm very sorry in advance to anybody who accidentally read the previous tweet |
| 14.1.21 16:53 | | Symbolic fur wearers accidentally skinned somehow?
Perhaps stray flex cuffs accidentally end up around a neck; last words "I can't breathe" a trenchant social commentary
But maybe also go lighthearted with an "oopsie!" slip & fall while attempting to smear their own fecal matte |
| 13.1.21 16:14 |
 | BY THE WAY https://pic.twitter.com/blS8g9PU7g |
| 12.1.21 05:13 | | Is Quibi still-- oh. |
| 12.1.21 03:38 |
 | 0337 thoughts: Was Asuka even on the show last night? And if she wasn't, does that mean.................. RT : It has now been 49 days since last defended the Women's Championship. |
| 11.1.21 22:00 |
| Oh and I guess we now know 100% that HE didn't set HER on fire after all |
| 11.1.21 22:00 |
| I like how the fireball exploded into a USA bug reminding me that STRAIGHT UP STEVE AUSTIN IS NEEEEEEEXT |
| 11.1.21 21:54 |
| If I read Cagematch correctly, 's last match was on March 14, 2016 against....wait for it... . It was nontitle; Paul was WWE Champion at the time - no, REALLY. He'd defeated Dean Ambrose at WWE Roadblock. |
| 11.1.21 20:30 |
| I suppose we shouldn't be surprised - somehow they also never learned whether Randy Orton set a dripping-with-accelerant Alexa Bliss on fire or not |
| 11.1.21 20:28 |
| Crack commentary team also apparently not looking at anything during ad breaks either, which is no mean feat when you're FEET AWAY AT RINGSIDE |
| 11.1.21 20:28 |
| They, uh, still didn't show us whatever happened during the ad break to explain why these good buddies are now wrestling each other |
| 11.1.21 20:03 |
| Tonight's guest on "Straight Up Steve Austin" is...... Luke Combs. Wow, starting the new season off strong!! |
| 11.1.21 19:18 |
| Hey remember when Lacey had a kid |
| 11.1.21 19:14 |
| Triple H < Adam Pearce |
| 11.1.21 16:43 | | UPDATE: They cancelled their free CRZ trial REALLY early https://pic.twitter.com/TbdEVDhiYg RT : Well lemme tell ya how MY day on The Twitterâ„¢ went: https://pic.twitter.com/Hvo2pMkRWB |
| 11.1.21 16:41 |
| 1. McQuarantine
2. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBERRRRRRRRRRRG
3. Can Drew kick* COVID? *by which I mean Claymore it
4. Remember that "viral" WWE video of Drew taking out 2020? Do that again, but with that giant Doritos virus
Did I get this tweet in before Justin? Phew RT : Drew McIntyre has tested positive for COVID-19 and has been placed in quarantine. https://www.wwe.com/article/drew-mcintyre-has-tested-positive-for-covid-19 |
| 11.1.21 16:34 | | At this time, I don't have plans (or $500) to run. STAY TUNED |
| 11.1.21 16:13 |
| Hey, I can do this gimmick, too!
295 days until Minneapolis has a chance to vote for a better mayor. |
| 11.1.21 12:06 | | HERE IT IS https://pic.twitter.com/7URsQjHdCw |
| 11.1.21 11:03 | | Criminy....stop the pain, MN GOP RT : In media session preview forum, Senate Republican Leader Paul Gazelka claims election wasn’t fair because most of Joe Biden’s supporters hadn’t heard about (unproven) allegations against Hunter Biden. https://pic.twitter.com/7465ypttF5 |
| 11.1.21 10:21 | | RT : YFW you realize you planned to overthrow the government on a platform coded by that guy you overheard on the quad going “… RT : YFW you realize you planned to overthrow the government on a platform coded by that guy you overheard on the quad going “what’s the big deal about Twitter? How hard can THAT be?” https://twitter.com/Crackmacs/status/1348510605217468417 |
| 10.1.21 20:57 | | UPDATE: A Canadian may have just unfollowed me. I'll never learn. |
| 10.1.21 20:53 | | RT : Banned from social media for life, but not from holding public office yet? Think about that for a sec. |
| 10.1.21 20:51 | | Well that's certainly not a suspicious response |
| 10.1.21 20:38 | | UPDATE: I didn't lose any followers in the great Twitter purge. It's reassuring to know none of you were bots and/or Nazis and, I guess, also explains why I have just under 2,000 followers instead of 15.7 million |
| 10.1.21 00:09 | | As shitty as yesterday was and as many emotions as I endured.....I did find a baby blue Bic lighter on the sidewalk between my car and the radio station, so that was nice |
| 9.1.21 01:21 | | C'mon, man, you're President, I'm sure you can outsmart this social network and tweet your tweets, buddy, don't give up!, keep tryin' and shoot those shots - wait, can I say "shoot"
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NO CARRIER |
| 8.1.21 21:37 |
 | Why do you think I used the archaic "Wienerboard?" |
| 8.1.21 21:33 | | Well lemme tell ya how MY day on The Twitter™ went: https://pic.twitter.com/Hvo2pMkRWB |
| 8.1.21 21:31 |
| Oh shit, did Trump try to register a Wienerboard account |
| 8.1.21 20:18 |
| Oh, Sami. Sami, Sami, Sami. Could you pick a worse week to unveil a conspiracy theorist gimmick? |
| 8.1.21 10:00 | | Maybe Trump won't attend the Inauguration because he'll be in jail by then |
| 6.1.21 15:58 |
| RT : Tell your friends: is extending his usual birthday bash onto and it's gonna go all day - midnight to midnight. Engage extended Bowieverse this Fri, Jan 8th.
https://www.kfai.org/irregular/ |
| 6.1.21 14:24 |
| Twitter sez nothing's trending. https://pic.twitter.com/Tvq1J4wjwF |
| 5.1.21 20:31 | | https://elections.ap.org/widgets/content/0fdb11a03f6f0e3fb0d4dd5b399127c4 |
| 5.1.21 18:24 | | Yeah in retrospect I probably could have refrained from spoilering you LAST night but after Christmas is after Christmas |
| 4.1.21 21:21 |
| I'm sure I'm not the only one to notice Melina didn't come do one of these shows until she could be sure Mick Foley was off quarantining a very safe distance from the Thunderdome |
| 4.1.21 19:53 |
| Oh no, the ladies caught Vince's Legendary "two thousand twenty-one" disease |
| 4.1.21 19:44 |
| What do you think - do we restore all timelines and unify the titles tonight? |
