| 7.2.21 20:57 |  | Bass Pro Shops: It's currently two below - I ain't goin' outside Robinhood: HA HA HA
 CBS: Wow, CBS could end operations tomorrow and I would be largely unaffected
 Tough As Nails: I do not care
 
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| 7.2.21 20:52 |  | I may have been too hard on the Michelob Ultra hard seltzer ad - dumb product but entertaining ad.  NOT CELEBRITIES! | 
| 7.2.21 20:51 |  | Michelob Ultra Hard Seltzer: We're gonna keep trying hard seltzer huh The Disney bundle: Look, I'm NOT PAYING FOR A STREAMING SERVICE OK*
 Klarna: Oh Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya, no
 The Equalizer: tonight!
 The FBI: this is a show in 2021?
 
 *Xfinity giving me Peacock Plus for now
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| 7.2.21 20:46 |  | Shades of Clint Eastwood! | 
| 7.2.21 20:41 |  | Jeep: Oh is that Bruce Springsteen?  Why isn't this ad better?  (Yeah, well, why isn't America better HUH) Star Trek Universe on Paramount+: Hmm....nah
 
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| 7.2.21 20:35 |  | About the new CBS graphics package: why did they use like seven different typeface sizes in the same box? | 
| 7.2.21 20:32 |  | I have a fear that I won't remain awake through the entire slate of Super Bowl ads | 
| 7.2.21 20:32 |  | Cadillac: Edgar Scissorhands?  I'd almost rather be in Norway Anheuser-Busch: My heart strings weren't tugged
 Clarice: Please, God, no more
 Yellowstone on Paramount+: no sale
 
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| 7.2.21 20:25 |  | Lombardi: Wow, I'ḿ already tired of him!  Haha they kept in the cuts to bored fans Jimmy John's  (local?): I feel like we may have to endure Brad Garrett for years
 HyVee (local): Yes please I like steak
 WCCO: You poor saps
 
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| 7.2.21 20:16 |  | Coming 2 America: seen this ad Cheetos: I like Shaggy - not so much Kelso and Meg
 WeatherTech: NOT AGAIN USA USA USA
 Squarespace: Waste of Dolly
 
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| 7.2.21 20:08 |  | Rocket Mortgage: did we need two of these?  Where's Batista? Draft Kings: Heeey it's the reruns segment
 P&G Microban: Not funny enough
 Fiverr: Funny! and I instantly forgot who the ad was for
 Colbert: Well, he's tryin'...I guess
 
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| 7.2.21 20:04 |  | Not my host - Bob Barker 4life | 
| 7.2.21 20:02 |  | T-Mobile: Anthony Anderson's mama > Travis Kelce Michelob Ultra: Man Phife Dawg's still dead
 The Equalizer: I'm ready, let's end this game
 Spongebob Paramount+: I will continue to have never seen an episode of Spongebob
 
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| 7.2.21 19:59 |  | Twitter tells me that was the leadoff | 
| 7.2.21 19:53 |  | Verizon: I thought it was a Capital One ad.  What's in your wallet? Uber Eats: And I worked so hard to avoid watching this ad on Twitter WOW these guys look old
 CBS sitcoms: Look, I just don't watch CBS except for football and MAYBE "60 Minutes"
 
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| 7.2.21 19:49 |  | Unprecedented times, man | 
| 7.2.21 19:44 |  | Ernst & Young - I mean "EY": what the hell? Sleep Number: good local ad with...uh...already forgot which Viking they used
 WCCO: click
 
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| 7.2.21 19:43 |  | Clarice: It's just like Hannibal, except it's on CBS and Hannibal isn't in it! Tough As Nails: Again, I had no idea this had existed for MULTIPLE seasons
 Paramount 2 second ad: sneaky
 Cenex (local): Seen it
 Pitbull skull shaver: Are you serious?
 (cont)
 
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| 7.2.21 19:40 |  | Look I know I'm pushing 50 and slowly going deaf but I thought that was a fine Pepsi halftime show and The Weeknd brought it - I wish they hadn't almost completely buried his vocals, but would it have really been so different? | 
| 7.2.21 19:38 |  | Just think... this is the absolute final time we ever hear "Blinding Lights" ever ever again | 
| 7.2.21 19:36 |  | He calls them his fireflies | 
| 7.2.21 19:26 |  | RT :   https://twitter.com/CraigWeekend/status/1358587862090870784/video/1 | 
| 7.2.21 19:26 |  | Look, call me cynical but I'm just not believing it's the NFL that's gonna end racism | 
| 7.2.21 19:21 |  | Paramount+: Patrick Stewart now looks his age, I just can't The Equalizer: BRING IT
 Colbert: THEN TURN IT OFF
 Profile: Is this a local ad?  Who puts Lady A in an ad?
 UWM: yeah everybody wants a MORTGAGE APP
 Wisconsin cheese: I like cheese
 WCCO: Still not watching your news
 
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| 7.2.21 19:18 |  | BRB, gotta grab and scan my Pepsi | 
| 7.2.21 19:04 |  
  | Dr. Squatch: Isn't this one of those annoying YouTube ads but I can't skip it on TV Vroom: Okay
 Jimmy John's: Aren't they still problematic?
 T-Mobile: Celebrities!
 
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| 7.2.21 18:58 |  | Intuit: Better than average DraftKings: Is Jessie famous for anything beyond this ad I've already seen?
 Mercari: I hate Mercari
 Tide: What a baffling music choice
 Clarice: nope
 
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| 7.2.21 18:52 |  | I thought the NFL prohibited stuff like all the Bud Light product placement in the crowd we've been getting | 
| 7.2.21 18:51 |  | Toyota: Inspired to adopt a Paralympic athlete - actually no, not at all eTrade: Fine, next
 Hellmann's: You think she fucked that mayonnaise jar?  Prob'ly
 Paramount+: seriously, you couldn't bring some new ads?  Romo keeps telling me THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL
 Halftime show: in 6:05
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| 7.2.21 18:46 |  | I bought some Chobani oat milk the one time it was a Cub "EXTREME deal!!" and cheaper than the cow stuff - it was fine in my cereal and I went right back to buying whatever was cheaper, so...you know...your move, oat milk price control lobby | 
| 7.2.21 18:40 |  | Rocket Mortgage: Golly, Tracy Morgan is a DICK!  So's Batista Oatly!: Now THAT'S how you spend millions of dollars on a Super Bowl ad
 Huggies: I remain childless
 The Masters: Did they need this spot?  I guess it beats another "Clarice" ad from CBS
 
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| 7.2.21 18:31 |  | Bud Light Seltzer: Asking us to relive 2020 is a bold choice Scotts: Celebrities!
 Skechers: Seen it
 WeatherTech: Seen it, still sucks
 The Equalizer: Okay
 Ooh, my popcorn chicken is ready!
 
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| 7.2.21 18:27 |  | What can I tell ya?  I LOVE Major Melon!  But I'm kind of a sucker for all goofy ass Dew varietals | 
| 7.2.21 18:19 |  | Mtn Dew Major Melon: It's too tasy to even need a Super Bowl ad - wait, a million John Cena bucks? Dexcom G6: (Diabeetus intensifies)
 Indeed: They never helped ME father a child
 State Farm: Funny, but honestly if I never saw another State Farm ad again I'd be so happy
 
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| 7.2.21 18:14 |  | But it was a Bud LIGHT commercial! | 
| 7.2.21 18:14 |  | Pringles: Good version of their stupid ad Bud Light: Will probably win the night
 Chipotle: Kinda inoffensive, I'm surprised
 Clarice: Won't watch it
 
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| 7.2.21 18:05 |  | I love how that General Motors ad reinforces the stereotype that Americans are really, really stupid | 
| 7.2.21 18:04 |  | Doritos 3D: Why wasn't MM driving a Lincoln? DORITOS 3D ARE BACK!  IN POG FORM!
 GM EVs: Celebrities
 Paramount+: Seen it
 (all Super Bowl ads should be completely new to me, sorry, that's the rule, I didn't make it)
 Halftime show: Coming after the second quarter
 
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| 7.2.21 17:59 |  | I knew this but I'm still sad.  It's, like, anti-synergy | 
| 7.2.21 17:57 |  | True football aficionados like myself can tell the difference between the Lombardi trophy and the letter I RT :  You being a guy that pays attention to detail, I have to ask what do you think of the Super Bowl 55 logo that looks like 54 logo? | 
| 7.2.21 17:55 |  | Marvel on Disney+: As usual, I'm skipping it Inspirati4n: whaaa this has gotta be fake
 Doordash: When did Sesame Workshop become whores?
 Equalizer: I'll watch it, why not - Queen!
 
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| 7.2.21 17:48 |  | Old: no M&M: Ehh
 Logitech: DIVERSITY!
 Paramount+: Seen it
 
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| 7.2.21 17:44 |  | My square is 8-8.  Of course it is. | 
| 7.2.21 17:43 |  | You know what we want - the Gronk dance entrance GIF | 
| 7.2.21 17:22 |  | Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope definitely not worth all that ad time | 
| 7.2.21 17:11 |  | After all these teases, if I don't get a Vincent Lombardi hologram before kickoff, I'm gonna be really disappointed | 
| 7.2.21 16:47 |  | I've now seen Craig Robinson play Pac-Man a THOUSAND times | 
| 7.2.21 06:22 |  | Just want to talk to (almost) anybody right now | 
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| 7.2.21 00:00 |  | Yesterday's lo/hi: -11.0º - 4.1º |