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7.2 21:08 
Amazon: Jeff Bezos sucks
Guaranteed Rate: Cool ad for UFC?
CB SCARES: support local business! Wait - you just played a super long ad for Amazon
#SBLV
7.2 20:57 Bass Pro Shops: It's currently two below - I ain't goin' outside
Robinhood: HA HA HA
CBS: Wow, CBS could end operations tomorrow and I would be largely unaffected
Tough As Nails: I do not care
#SBLV
7.2 20:52 I may have been too hard on the Michelob Ultra hard seltzer ad - dumb product but entertaining ad. NOT CELEBRITIES! #SBLV
7.2 20:51 Michelob Ultra Hard Seltzer: We're gonna keep trying hard seltzer huh
The Disney bundle: Look, I'm NOT PAYING FOR A STREAMING SERVICE OK*
Klarna: Oh Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya, no
The Equalizer: tonight!
The FBI: this is a show in 2021?
#SBLV
*Xfinity giving me Peacock Plus for now
7.2 20:46 @leaningcowboy Shades of Clint Eastwood!
7.2 20:41 Jeep: Oh is that Bruce Springsteen? Why isn't this ad better? (Yeah, well, why isn't America better HUH)
Star Trek Universe on Paramount+: Hmm....nah
#SBLV
7.2 20:35 About the new CBS graphics package: why did they use like seven different typeface sizes in the same box? #SBLV
7.2 20:32 I have a fear that I won't remain awake through the entire slate of Super Bowl ads
7.2 20:32 Cadillac: Edgar Scissorhands? I'd almost rather be in Norway
Anheuser-Busch: My heart strings weren't tugged
Clarice: Please, God, no more
Yellowstone on Paramount+: no sale
#SBLV
7.2 20:25 Lombardi: Wow, I'ḿ already tired of him! Haha they kept in the cuts to bored fans
Jimmy John's
#2 (local?): I feel like we may have to endure Brad Garrett for years
HyVee (local): Yes please I like steak
WCCO: You poor saps
#SBLV
7.2 20:16 Coming 2 America: seen this ad
Cheetos: I like Shaggy - not so much Kelso and Meg
WeatherTech: NOT AGAIN USA USA USA
Squarespace: Waste of Dolly
#SBLV
7.2 20:08 Rocket Mortgage: did we need two of these? Where's Batista?
Draft Kings: Heeey it's the reruns segment
P&G Microban: Not funny enough
Fiverr: Funny! and I instantly forgot who the ad was for
Colbert: Well, he's tryin'...I guess
#SBLV
7.2 20:04 @LegsWet Not my host - Bob Barker 4life
7.2 20:02 T-Mobile: Anthony Anderson's mama > Travis Kelce
Michelob Ultra: Man Phife Dawg's still dead
The Equalizer: I'm ready, let's end this game
Spongebob Paramount+: I will continue to have never seen an episode of Spongebob
#SBLV
7.2 19:59 @masonbutler Twitter tells me that was the leadoff
7.2 19:53 Verizon: I thought it was a Capital One ad. What's in your wallet?
Uber Eats: And I worked so hard to avoid watching this ad on Twitter WOW these guys look old
CBS sitcoms: Look, I just don't watch CBS except for football and MAYBE "60 Minutes"
#SBLV
7.2 19:49 @BlakeMcCoyDC Unprecedented times, man
7.2 19:44 Ernst & Young - I mean "EY": what the hell?
Sleep Number: good local ad with...uh...already forgot which Viking they used
WCCO: click
#SBLV
7.2 19:43 Clarice: It's just like Hannibal, except it's on CBS and Hannibal isn't in it!
Tough As Nails: Again, I had no idea this had existed for MULTIPLE seasons
Paramount 2 second ad: sneaky
Cenex (local): Seen it
Pitbull skull shaver: Are you serious?
(cont)
#SBLV
7.2 19:40 Look I know I'm pushing 50 and slowly going deaf but I thought that was a fine Pepsi halftime show and The Weeknd brought it - I wish they hadn't almost completely buried his vocals, but would it have really been so different? #SBLV
7.2 19:38 Just think... this is the absolute final time we ever hear "Blinding Lights" ever ever again #SBLV
7.2 19:36 He calls them his fireflies #SBLV
7.2 19:26 RT @CraigWeekend: #SuperBowlLV #SuperBowlWeeknd https://twitter.com/CraigWeekend/status/1358587862090870784/video/1
7.2 19:26 Look, call me cynical but I'm just not believing it's the NFL that's gonna end racism #SBLV
7.2 19:21 Paramount+: Patrick Stewart now looks his age, I just can't
The Equalizer: BRING IT
Colbert: THEN TURN IT OFF
Profile: Is this a local ad? Who puts Lady A in an ad?
UWM: yeah everybody wants a MORTGAGE APP
Wisconsin cheese: I like cheese
WCCO: Still not watching your news
#SBLV
7.2 19:18 BRB, gotta grab and scan my Pepsi #SBLV
7.2 19:04 
Dr. Squatch: Isn't this one of those annoying YouTube ads but I can't skip it on TV
Vroom: Okay
Jimmy John's: Aren't they still problematic?
T-Mobile: Celebrities!
#SBLV
7.2 18:58 Intuit: Better than average
DraftKings: Is Jessie famous for anything beyond this ad I've already seen?
Mercari: I hate Mercari
Tide: What a baffling music choice
Clarice: nope
#SBLV
7.2 18:52 I thought the NFL prohibited stuff like all the Bud Light product placement in the crowd we've been getting #SBLV
7.2 18:51 Toyota: Inspired to adopt a Paralympic athlete - actually no, not at all
eTrade: Fine, next
Hellmann's: You think she fucked that mayonnaise jar? Prob'ly
Paramount+: seriously, you couldn't bring some new ads? Romo keeps telling me THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL
Halftime show: in 6:05
7.2 18:46 I bought some Chobani oat milk the one time it was a Cub "EXTREME deal!!" and cheaper than the cow stuff - it was fine in my cereal and I went right back to buying whatever was cheaper, so...you know...your move, oat milk price control lobby
7.2 18:40 Rocket Mortgage: Golly, Tracy Morgan is a DICK! So's Batista
Oatly!: Now THAT'S how you spend millions of dollars on a Super Bowl ad
Huggies: I remain childless
The Masters: Did they need this spot? I guess it beats another "Clarice" ad from CBS
#SBLV
7.2 18:31 Bud Light Seltzer: Asking us to relive 2020 is a bold choice
Scotts: Celebrities!
Skechers: Seen it
WeatherTech: Seen it, still sucks
The Equalizer: Okay
Ooh, my popcorn chicken is ready!
#SBLV
7.2 18:27 @TheKFV What can I tell ya? I LOVE Major Melon! But I'm kind of a sucker for all goofy ass Dew varietals
7.2 18:19 Mtn Dew Major Melon: It's too tasy to even need a Super Bowl ad - wait, a million John Cena bucks?
Dexcom G6: (Diabeetus intensifies)
Indeed: They never helped ME father a child
State Farm: Funny, but honestly if I never saw another State Farm ad again I'd be so happy
#SBLV
7.2 18:14 @Dave_Schwartz @budweiserusa But it was a Bud LIGHT commercial!
7.2 18:14 Pringles: Good version of their stupid ad
Bud Light: Will probably win the night
Chipotle: Kinda inoffensive, I'm surprised
Clarice: Won't watch it
#SBLV
7.2 18:05 I love how that General Motors ad reinforces the stereotype that Americans are really, really stupid #SBLV
7.2 18:04 Doritos 3D: Why wasn't MM driving a Lincoln?
DORITOS 3D ARE BACK! IN POG FORM!
GM EVs: Celebrities
Paramount+: Seen it
(all Super Bowl ads should be completely new to me, sorry, that's the rule, I didn't make it)
Halftime show: Coming after the second quarter
#SBLV
7.2 17:59 @ImDonBecker I knew this but I'm still sad. It's, like, anti-synergy
7.2 17:57 True football aficionados like myself can tell the difference between the Lombardi trophy and the letter I RT @eastcoast_joe: @CRZ You being a guy that pays attention to detail, I have to ask what do you think of the Super Bowl 55 logo that looks like 54 logo?
7.2 17:55 Marvel on Disney+: As usual, I'm skipping it
Inspirati4n: whaaa this has gotta be fake
Doordash: When did Sesame Workshop become whores?
Equalizer: I'll watch it, why not - Queen!
#SBLV
7.2 17:48 Old: no
M&M: Ehh
Logitech: DIVERSITY!
Paramount+: Seen it
#SBLV
7.2 17:44 My square is 8-8. Of course it is. #SBLV
7.2 17:43 @tapemachines You know what we want - the Gronk dance entrance GIF
7.2 17:22 Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope definitely not worth all that ad time
7.2 17:11 After all these teases, if I don't get a Vincent Lombardi hologram before kickoff, I'm gonna be really disappointed #SBLV
7.2 16:47 I've now seen Craig Robinson play Pac-Man a THOUSAND times
7.2 06:22 Just want to talk to (almost) anybody right now
7.2 05:13 
This was a good show. I bet I say that every week but how else will I convince you to check me out?

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