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18.2.21 23:33 Twitter has spoken (or.....not spoken) https://pic.twitter.com/YBaJ8DeQ7g
18.2.21 16:47 Yes, I can see that Mars is all the rage on the Twitter timeline today, but I moustache you this vital question:

How long has it been since you've considered Uranus?
18.2.21 12:31 
Wow, somehow I hosted three KFAI radio programmes in the past week! Catch up with these handy on demand links:
https://kfai.org/02-13-2021-true-brit/
https://kfai.org/02-13-2021-weekend-on-demand/
https://kfai.org/02-17-2021-glorth-radio/
18.2.21 12:21 @grumpymartian I mean why stop at 3
18.2.21 12:18 
RT @MayorDanRoe: In plow naming news... RT @MnDOT: It’s finally time: voting is now open in our Name a Snowplow Contest! You blew us away with nearly 24,000 ideas – we’ve narrowed the list down to 50 finalists, and now it’s your turn to vote for your favorites! VOTE NOW: http://mndot.gov/nameasnowplow https://pic.twitter.com/wXKsDIz9fq
18.2.21 08:53 
RT @webster: Minnesota has launched a Vaccine Connector website. Regardless of your eligibility, you can (but don’t have to) register and enter details about your job and health conditions, and be notified when you can get the COVID-19 vaccine. http://mn.gov/vaccineconnector or by phone 833-431-2053
18.2.21 08:24 @aadesigncreate @MN_350 @MN350Action These are both coooooool
17.2.21 01:45 
Hey guess what? Bonus CRZ radio this week as I step in to sub for @Seanofthelife and present two hours of stoner rock and more on GLORTH Radio! 2PM CST, @kfaiFMradio on air, audio stream and if you're REALLY good (and if I find a clean shirt) video on our Mixcloud Live stream!
16.2.21 00:56 Whoa I slept for 13 hours, I bet I can only follow this up by being awake for 17 hours
15.2.21 00:16 @JayJayDean FRONT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
14.2.21 05:20 
@ClassicPopMag You too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZBPMRaDGu8
12.2.21 14:22 Not seeing JT's apology to Kylie Minogue, just sayin'
12.2.21 11:20 @masonbutler Ope
11.2.21 21:01 
RT @cruisectrlkfai: Spread the news - a special 69th birthday mix for #MichaelMcDonald drops tomorrow on @kfaiFA2 at 1pm. 2 hrs of backing vocals, leads, co-writes and covers. http://kfai.org/irregular is the place to listen https://pic.twitter.com/ppkUzfUyld
11.2.21 14:08 
HOORAY IT'S 0.5º ABOVE OUTSIDE #mspwx
11.2.21 09:58 Phew! Both of my parents got their first shot
11.2.21 08:56 
@CityMinneapolis Hmm, there's a big "POSTPONED" on that page
10.2.21 17:17 @SonorantPlosive I also categorically deny being the Zodiac Killer
10.2.21 14:39 @discord Is there a way to see the Discord news/update popup again after I dismissed it too soon?
10.2.21 13:27 @d_henney I think my parents were 1 at the time so I *believe* I have an alibi
10.2.21 12:15 @OG_Jaybird I'm here to help!
10.2.21 12:09 @MickLenny Ah but of course
10.2.21 12:08 Curious to know which Republican senator she thinks she tagged but got me instead RT @5876M: @AP_Politics During the Nuremberg trial cult memebers ignored violence and murder in the same way as.@RandPaul
@HawleyMO @SenateGOP @CRZ @marcorubio
10.2.21 10:29 
RT @kfaiFMradio: KFAI is seeking program proposals for 24 hours of special International Women's Day programming airing on March 8, 2021! More information and sign up at: http://ow.ly/hywJ50DwKIr https://pic.twitter.com/ELCZIocTFk
10.2.21 08:27 
Looks like Todd's the only 2020 nominee back this year ("Rufus & Chaka Khan" nominated last year) RT @KFAIweekend: 2021 Rock and/or Roll "Hall of Fame" nominee list:
Mary J. Blige
Kate Bush
Devo
Foo Fighters
The Go-Go's
Iron Maiden
Jay-Z
Chaka Khan
Carole King
Fela Kuti
LL Cool J
New York Dolls
Rage Against the Machine
Todd Rundgren
Tina Turner
Dionne Warwick

vote for five
YOUR THOUGHTS
10.2.21 08:19 Hey have you guys seen this Zoom where the guy has to say he's not a cat YES A HUNDRED TIMES THANK YOU
9.2.21 17:00 Well, maybe I HAVEN'T destroyed my dishwasher...

...yet
9.2.21 12:12 
Ya know sometimes I can't believe I record these shows and they go out and people listen to them RT @kfaiFA2: "The Streets Are Filled With Dancing" by Bob Guillaume with Fay Hauser
Dollar Bin at 12:05pm
@DollarBinShow
9.2.21 11:28 
Like 14 hours later - WWE's gotta be thrilled. (Sadly, WWE probably IS thrilled) https://pic.twitter.com/EbcqOaM4gt
8.2.21 22:28 
@SonorantPlosive If I told you it could only trend on a Monday Night, would that be enough of a hint?
8.2.21 21:07 
@KrissiTrash87 @dennyhamlin No. I reject the premise!
8.2.21 08:22 
So yeah football's done! Bring on NASCAR!!
8.2.21 08:19 I've had a night to sleep on it but I'm still haunted https://twitter.com/CRZ/status/1358782471303815177/video/1
7.2.21 22:40 Hey! I liked it!
7.2.21 21:40 All right, CBS and Queen Latifah, you have ONE chance to win me over. GO
7.2.21 21:18 I gotta give it to the Bud Light Legends - they built on years of backlog. I think the Michelob Ultra hard seltzer ad with all fake celebs was good. Oatly ad was an absurd waste of money and what you want out of a Super Bowl ad. Avocados from Mexico were missed. #SBLV
7.2.21 21:13 WE MADE IT, EVERYBODY! #SBLV
7.2.21 21:08 
Amazon: Jeff Bezos sucks
Guaranteed Rate: Cool ad for UFC?
CB SCARES: support local business! Wait - you just played a super long ad for Amazon
#SBLV
7.2.21 20:57 Bass Pro Shops: It's currently two below - I ain't goin' outside
Robinhood: HA HA HA
CBS: Wow, CBS could end operations tomorrow and I would be largely unaffected
Tough As Nails: I do not care
#SBLV
7.2.21 20:52 I may have been too hard on the Michelob Ultra hard seltzer ad - dumb product but entertaining ad. NOT CELEBRITIES! #SBLV
7.2.21 20:51 Michelob Ultra Hard Seltzer: We're gonna keep trying hard seltzer huh
The Disney bundle: Look, I'm NOT PAYING FOR A STREAMING SERVICE OK*
Klarna: Oh Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya, no
The Equalizer: tonight!
The FBI: this is a show in 2021?
#SBLV
*Xfinity giving me Peacock Plus for now
7.2.21 20:46 @leaningcowboy Shades of Clint Eastwood!
7.2.21 20:41 Jeep: Oh is that Bruce Springsteen? Why isn't this ad better? (Yeah, well, why isn't America better HUH)
Star Trek Universe on Paramount+: Hmm....nah
#SBLV
7.2.21 20:35 About the new CBS graphics package: why did they use like seven different typeface sizes in the same box? #SBLV
7.2.21 20:32 I have a fear that I won't remain awake through the entire slate of Super Bowl ads
7.2.21 20:32 Cadillac: Edgar Scissorhands? I'd almost rather be in Norway
Anheuser-Busch: My heart strings weren't tugged
Clarice: Please, God, no more
Yellowstone on Paramount+: no sale
#SBLV
7.2.21 20:25 Lombardi: Wow, I'ḿ already tired of him! Haha they kept in the cuts to bored fans
Jimmy John's
#2 (local?): I feel like we may have to endure Brad Garrett for years
HyVee (local): Yes please I like steak
WCCO: You poor saps
#SBLV
7.2.21 20:16 Coming 2 America: seen this ad
Cheetos: I like Shaggy - not so much Kelso and Meg
WeatherTech: NOT AGAIN USA USA USA
Squarespace: Waste of Dolly
#SBLV
7.2.21 20:08 Rocket Mortgage: did we need two of these? Where's Batista?
Draft Kings: Heeey it's the reruns segment
P&G Microban: Not funny enough
Fiverr: Funny! and I instantly forgot who the ad was for
Colbert: Well, he's tryin'...I guess
#SBLV
7.2.21 20:04 @LegsWet Not my host - Bob Barker 4life
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