| 3.4.22 20:58 |  
  | |  | Shout out to the guy who dressed for black lights at WrestleMania, which is also how I try to look at the goth show | 
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| 3.4.22 20:29 |  
  | At this point, the WWE Women's Division is 90% eye makeup | 
| 3.4.22 20:14 |  
  | PAT.  PAT PAT PAT.  PAT PAT. | 
| 3.4.22 20:03 |  
  | Pat McAfee: "Those [cookie sheets] don't give!" Cookie sheet: <now curved in the shape of Knoxville's spine>
 
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| 3.4.22 19:52 |  
  | Bye, Omos https://pic.twitter.com/fafcRN27B3 | 
| 3.4.22 19:44 |  
  | Lashley should have poured three more bottles of water on his head, that's a long ramp | 
| 3.4.22 19:40 |  
  | Is a one and three halves stars match just a two and a half stars match with different weird math? | 
| 3.4.22 19:37 |  
  | I was so confused - FOUR GABLES?!?!?! | 
| 3.4.22 19:32 |  
  | You know what's NEVER a good idea?  Trying to fit in camera cuts to the crowd and back in the middle of a three count | 
| 3.4.22 19:17 |  
  | Oh no, Gable Steveson put his T-shirt on upside down somehow! | 
| 3.4.22 19:12 |  
  | So Lemmy died over six years ago, that's depressing | 
| 3.4.22 19:09 |  
  | Triple H out here for one more display of very small fine droplets and aerosol particles | 
| 3.4.22 19:07 |  
  | WrestleMania Sunday is brought to you by FATHER STU 2: STU FATHERER | 
| 3.4.22 19:05 |  
  | RT : https://pic.twitter.com/Gy5QiayXU0 | 
| 3.4.22 18:30 |  
  | NASCAR was pretty good!  Now to attempt to get through four hours of WrestleMania without falling asleep halfway through, like I did last night | 
| 3.4.22 18:20 |  | https://pic.twitter.com/WjxdXAGnX8 | 
| 3.4.22 18:14 |  | I LIKE COFFEE AND I LIKE TEA
 AND AFTER I'M DONE DRINKING THEM
 I LIKE TO PEE
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| 3.4.22 17:32 |  
  |    Got some Papabux expiring so it's time for a WrestleMania pizza!! - Papa John's Pizza (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 3.4.22 15:27 |  | Can of Dr Pepper Zero Sugar | 
| 3.4.22 14:23 |  | They're definitely age tests - you either get it in 1 or you don't get it at all | 
| 3.4.22 13:29 |  
  | Wow, I've been on Instagram for 10 years and never got any better at it.  (Also, if I EVER get back in the office, I'm sure I'll take up yogurt again) instagram.com/crz_ | 
| 3.4.22 00:15 |  | 
 
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| 3.4.22 00:14 |  
  | Wordle 288 5/6* 
 
      
      
      
      
      
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| 3.4.22 00:00 |  | Yesterday's lo/hi: 36.0º - 52.2º | 
| 2.4.22 20:29 |  
  | Ah yes, the old Rock/Hogan "looking to and fro" spot | 
| 2.4.22 20:09 |  | I think it's up to us (you) and 311 | 
| 2.4.22 19:59 |  | |  | (Checks watch) Hmmmm | 
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| 2.4.22 19:11 |  
  | Shinsuke "Mike's Harder Half Tea Half Lemonade" Nakamura | 
| 2.4.22 19:08 |  
  | Who had eight minutes in the pool for first AC/DC of the night | 
| 2.4.22 19:07 |  
  | https://pic.twitter.com/Gy5QiayXU0 | 
| 2.4.22 19:01 |  
  | WRESTLEMANIA https://pic.twitter.com/6NkJS972b5 | 
| 2.4.22 18:43 |  
  | I just had to go back and see "Andrew the Giant" one more time  https://pic.twitter.com/U5F6JhZCIZ | 
| 2.4.22 18:40 |  
  | RT : Who’s Andrew the Giant? 
 https://pic.twitter.com/w8GFD6g1CL
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| 2.4.22 18:39 |  
  | "Andrew the Giant" is now trending | 
| 2.4.22 18:35 |  
  | Wow, truly heroic editing (or an alternate take) of last night's SmackDownLive to make it look like Drew managed to take out the table in one slice | 
| 2.4.22 18:19 |  
  | Man I'd been able to go until now without having to see Big E's neck get broken - THANKS, stupid WWE | 
| 2.4.22 18:11 |  | Chelsea match https://archive.twitter-trending.com/worldwide/02-04-2022 | 
| 2.4.22 17:48 |  | Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar | 
| 2.4.22 17:03 |  
  | I suppose I could watch the WrestleMania kickoff on mute so long as Kayla Braxton is in* that top 
 *barely in, yaknowwhutImean
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| 2.4.22 15:46 |  | Snuck in a loop before WrestleMania started! Walk: Distance: 4.00 miles, Elevation Gain: 132ft, Moving Time: 01:00:08, Average Pace: 15:02/mi
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| 2.4.22 15:18 |  | |  | Last night we got SO crazy I actually heard Andy sing along with a New Order video at 4am | 
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| 2.4.22 14:44 |  
  | At what point do you think WWE folks realised they couldn't break up Madcap and Corbin just yet because in their Snickers commercial they were still buds and it hadn't aired | 
| 2.4.22 13:52 |  
  | I woke up to watch NASCAR instead of NXT, so | 
| 2.4.22 13:52 |  | 
 
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| 2.4.22 05:16 |  
  | Wordle 287 4/6* 
 
      
      
      
      
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| 2.4.22 01:31 |  |  | 
| 2.4.22 00:02 |  | Down to clown 🤡 - at Dark Energy Presents: FOOL'S NIGHT (Mortimers) | 
| 2.4.22 00:00 |  | Yesterday's lo/hi: 23.4º - 45.9º | 
| 1.4.22 23:26 |  
  |    Dark Energy - no foolin'! - Secret Mutilator - Mortimer's Bar and Restaurant (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 1.4.22 23:05 |  
  | |   |    How embarrassing...I left too much cash in the sock drawer - TruStone Financial Federal Credit Union (Minneapolis, MN) | 
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