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11.1.23 10:13 
Today I learned that the former Damien Demento, he of #RAW Episode 1, has been an artist for decades and his Insta only has 11 followers #RAWXXX
https://www.instagram.com/art_and_kvetching_show https://pic.twitter.com/Etn0GtFI9r
11.1.23 09:49 
1. Gosh, where'd all the WWF logos go?
2. Only two dead guys - nice
3. They picked a Damien Demento photo instead of a Steiner Brothers one
4. Ya know the first voice you ever heard on
#RAW? That's right - Sean Mooney
5. We used to use text to recap: RT
@WWE: Scenes from the first-ever #WWERaw 30 years ago TODAY. https://pic.twitter.com/MZFSyiOLyd
11.1.23 02:04 
Business has picked up RT @What30dayrule: It has now been 66 days since @WWERomanReigns last defended the @WWE Universal Championship.
6.1.23 20:58 
Fun fact and one thing I know: the wwe.sa website hasn't been updated since 2018 RT @f7_136: @CRZ You are wrong that you do not know anything about Saudi Arabia
6.1.23 19:33 
Can you imagine the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia stands ready to hand over seven billion simoleons to Vince just so they can find out who Uncle Howdy is a couple of weeks before everybody else? #SmackDown
3.1.23 19:50 
Hoo boy, NXT stinks
2.1.23 19:30 
So was it Harry or Hardy? Eh, I'm also too old to care #RAW

(EDITED TO ADD: It was "Harvey") ....
2.1.23 19:15 
So was it Harry or Hardy? Eh, I'm also too old to care #RAW
30.12.22 20:39 
Oh no. John Cena's hair. No. No. No no no no no no no #SmackDown
30.12.22 20:08 
Well, that was definitely a direction they could take #SmackDown
30.12.22 19:12 
I hope it turns out that Uncle Howdy is Alexa #SmackDown
30.12.22 17:32 
RT @TheMessageWWE: ˙uɹnʇ ɹno⅄
27.12.22 15:20 
Yes, I also say that RT @WONF4W: Nakamura says Muta NOAH match wouldn't have happened under old WWE regime http://dlvr.it/Sg1ZbC https://pic.twitter.com/bzQbPSaElU
27.12.22 15:11 
Lost in all the hoopla around WWE's Pitch Black match is the fact that MTN DEW PITCH BLACK IS RETURNING

(Also, I'm starting to worry that Brain Alvy may not understand the concept of match sponsorship even tho he's seen countless
#RAW matches brought to you by Sonic or whatever)
26.12.22 19:05 
Vince may be gone but somebody's still forcing everybody to say "two thousand twenty-two" *click* #RAW
9.12.22 20:58 
Cole can definitely retire now
5.12.22 21:57 
LISTEN TO THIS #RAW CROWD
24.11.22 17:15 
It sure was nice of them to blur our Rey's unmasked face on his big ass wedding photo RT @WWE: OH NO!

@RheaRipley_WWE & @DomMysterio35 crashed Thanksgiving at the Mysterio household and brutally attacked @reymysterio! https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1595915577776050177/video/1
22.11.22 16:38 
@HackmanRSPW This would feel way cooler if I could shake that nagging sensation that WWE is only delaying the inevitable (and possibly messing with people who care about little details like performer names)
21.11.22 22:27 
RT @CRZ: Guys did you know Mia Yim has this cool nickname and by next Monday she won't even be Mia Yim anymore #RAW
21.11.22 19:31 
If I were recapping this show like it were 1999, I'd probably call him DEPECHE MONDSTEREO and everyone would be annoyed but like six people would love it and be disappointed if I didn't use it every week (which I would) #RAW
18.11.22 19:59 
"Hi, I'm Bray Wyatt - and THIS is the Olde Brooklyn Lantern." #SmackDown #GreatestHits
18.11.22 19:47 
So, see, her name's SCARLET but the picture is black and white until we see Kross and THEN it goes all....red #Smackdown #GetIt
18.11.22 19:16 
OK, gonna livetoot #SmackDown over on HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah right I wasn't even livetweeting it HERE
18.11.22 01:00 
RT @crz_ebooks: I hope he didn't pay full price for it #RAW
14.11.22 21:25 
Guys did you know Mia Yim has this cool nickname and by next Monday she won't even be Mia Yim anymore #RAW
7.11.22 21:12 
I think if Kevin Patrick thinks hard about it, he'll regret saying Miz called Gargano a "weasel blower" later #RAW
7.11.22 21:05 
@tapemachines Ya know, tho, as WWE "stories" go this one about Miz paying Dex, then stopping paying him and so on, has been given a good slow(er than most) build and ended up making more logical sense than most of these attempts usually make
17.10.22 20:41 
No Bingo #RAW https://pic.twitter.com/DIxL8W8TJe
17.10.22 20:36 
JBL and Gravy trying hard to win the "who can out-uh-oh the other" competition #RAW
27.9.22 20:20 
Uh oh, Chase U just poked the bear, NOW we'll get some talkin' about NXT

(the bear is Meltzer, see, and)
27.9.22 20:17 
NXT isn't even trending. Bankruptcy imminent
27.9.22 20:08 
Hokey smokes, I haven't seen as many "as seen on TV" 800 number products sponsoring NXT in a great while WOW THAT KNIFE LOOKS REALLY SHARP SHOULD I BUY THE WHOLE SET
20.9.22 19:17 
Oh shit, even NBC Universal is using last year's "NXT 2.0" logo https://pic.twitter.com/uqIEsv7Dyg
20.9.22 19:16 
Twitter using last year's NXT logo has gotta be some kinda revenge for WWE using the wrong Twitter logo eight years after they deprecated it https://pic.twitter.com/CXs6NScSem
4.9.22 14:34 
The last face you see #NXTWorldsCollide https://pic.twitter.com/tt8zHLv4bm
22.8.22 18:22 
Really excited about Edge and Priest going broadway tonight #RAW RT @AndrewZarian: Last hour of Raw tonight will have limited commercials.
19.8.22 12:54 
A true test! How many times will Michael Cole say "twelve hundred" like a normal human being and how many times will he say "one thousand two hundred" like Michael Cole? RT @TripleH: From the first #Smackdown April 29, 1999 in New Haven, CT to the 1200th tonight in Montréal, Canada…

A huge milestone for the brand, the Superstars who’ve pushed it forward and a THANK YOU to the
@WWE Universe who watched every week!

Ep. 1200 is live TONIGHT on
@WWEonFOX!
15.8.22 21:24 
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE! period. #WWERAW #USTitle
8.8.22 22:06 
They did it/we did it https://pic.twitter.com/fAPodBw8tg
8.8.22 20:02 
No, THIS is how we Sonic RT @kimberrussell: Tuning into Monday Night Raw for the first time in years!
5.8.22 13:44 
Let's see if Paul has a gauntlet formula that isn't "first one in goes through five of 'em...only to lose to the last one, what a damn shame" RT @WONF4W: Number one contender's gauntlet match set for WWE SmackDown http://dlvr.it/SW78lc https://pic.twitter.com/jxf4kpcnc3
2.8.22 21:07 
Thigh slapping is BACK, baby! #NXT
1.8.22 19:30 
Did Triple H outlaw ad breaks? I approve! #RAW
30.7.22 22:11 
Wow, Vince retires and suddenly Brock's got his CASE IH sponsorship back #SummerSlam
30.7.22 21:52 
Boy if'n only Jeff Jarrett done reffed all them #SummerSlam matches
20.7.22 16:29 
The fact that the show is still happening makes me suspicious First Ave will still see some income from this, and calling it a cancellation when it's clearly a venue change (unlike that HMS show which was the exact opposite AM I RIGHT) but after doing the wrong thing, it's nice to see something at least closer to the right thing, and now I won't have to say mean things about them on the air Saturday and risk a backlash of my own. ;-)

(Shared from First Avenue & 7th St Entry)
We hear you. Tonight’s show has been cancelled at First Avenue and is moving to the Varsity Theater. See our full statement for more.
18.7.22 21:35 
Craig Robinson running pizza count for #RAW: 8
18.7.22 21:17 
Craig Robinson running pizza count for #RAW: 7
18.7.22 20:54 
Craig Robinson running pizza count for #RAW: 6
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