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 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: -8.3º - 5.2º
Sun 19:44 Abolish ICE but maybe give them ten more seconds [contains quote post or other embedded content]
Sun 19:35 
Wedge knows this, but for the folks reading from out of town, WCCO stopped being our Channel 4 friends long ago. "CBS Minnesota" is fully owned and operated by David Ellison, Inc. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
Sun 19:25 CRZ BRINGS THE SARCASM TO ALL THE COMMERCIALS IN REAL TIME BECAUSE HE WASN'T INVITED TO ANYBODY'S SUPER BOWL PARTY COMING 2.8.26 (by the way, dots are the hot separator for American dates now, that's the new rule according to US advertising companies)
Sun 19:01 "Oh shit Pepsi's gonna make a polar bear piss on Coke Zero on Super Bowl Sunday!" "Oh shit State Farm's gonna yuk it up with a fake insurance company!" "Oh shit Ben Stiller got paid to wear another mustache but this time it's also filtered in faux-SD!" "Oh shit I've already forgotten the others!"
Sun 18:38 I'm on the cusp of aging out of the coveted 25-54 demographic and into senior citizenhood, so it may not be a surprise that in 2026 right here on NFL Championship Sunday I have yet to experience an ad for a future ad that's got me, like, totally jazzed for watching the Super Bowl for the commercials
Sun 16:14 So today's a Cheerwine Sunday
Sun 16:12 Recently @grumpymartian.bsky.social has been recommending sugar so on Friday night I found a bottle that may have been in my refrigerator for a decade
Sun 14:15 
Toasted Southern Pecan
Sun 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: -14.1º - -0.4º
Sat 16:52 
 Everything sucks but here we are - KFAI Fresh Air Radio (Minneapolis, MN)
Sat 00:10 Can of Dr Pepper Blackberry Zero Sugar
Sat 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: -20.2º - -6.7º
Fri 18:16 
Listened to Subwoolfer - Dark Side of the Moon
Fri 18:12 
Listened to Corine - Orient Express
Fri 15:00 MDLZ closing quote: 58.40 ▲0.82 (Range: 57.44 - 58.43)
Fri 15:00 GEN closing quote: 25.41 ▲0.19 (Range: 25.10 - 25.44)
Fri 12:55 
Listened to Honey Dijon - Slight Werk - Extended Club Mix
Fri 12:47 
Listened to Soul Clap - Drowning In Your Love - Extended Instrumental
Fri 12:43 
Listened to Soul Clap - Drowning In Your Love - Radio Edit
Fri 12:19 
Listened to Tiga - HOT WIFE
Fri 12:14 
Listened to Motorpsycho - The Gaia ll Space Corps
Fri 08:53 
Listened to Arctic Monkeys - Opening Night
Fri 08:48 
Decaf Breakfast Blend
Fri 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: -18.6º - 10.0º
Thu 20:34 Oh RATS is it too cold to go see the Chris Pratt AI movie
Thu 18:33 Bad news, gang — I still haven't heard from Kitty Cat Klub, Triple Rock Social Club, the 400 Bar OR the Hexagon Bar about whether or not they'll be open tomorrow #heyrememberstuff
Thu 18:31 
As Minnesota continues to defend itself from ICE occupation, more information on ways you might better support your neighbours can be found at standwithminnesota.com.
Thu 16:55 Definitely postponing my Costco run
Thu 15:00 MDLZ closing quote: 57.58 ▲0.23 (Range: 57.21 - 58.21)
Thu 15:00 GEN closing quote: 25.22 ▲0.02 (Range: 25.02 - 25.55)
Thu 14:20 Half liter bottle of Dr Pepper Zero Sugar
Thu 14:14 
Listened to Durand Jones & The Indications - Let's Take Our Time
Thu 14:03 
Listened to SPELLLING - Portrait of My Heart
Thu 11:25 
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Listened to Spotify playlist "Discover Weekly"
Thu 01:11 
 Followed the crowd, yet arrived first - Otter's Saloon (Minneapolis, MN)
Thu 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: 10.6º - 23.5º
Wed 22:59 
 Allan's birthday Transmission! - James Ballentine Uptown VFW Post #246 (Minneapolis, MN)
Wed 22:06 Hey State Patrol N119SP FUCK OFF
Wed 21:55 "Don't take the bait." The bait:
Wed 21:44 "Don't take the bait." The bait:
Wed 15:00 MDLZ closing quote: 57.35 ▼0.64 (Range: 56.68 - 58.00)
Wed 15:00 GEN closing quote: 25.20 ▲0.05 (Range: 24.90 - 25.37)
Wed 00:43 
It is PALS (palsband.bandcamp.com) @ Mortimers
Wed 00:00 Yesterday's lo/hi: -3.1º - 14.4º
Tue 23:47 
It is Welt (weltmpls.bandcamp.com) @ Mortimers
Tue 23:00 
It is Kingpin's Crown @ Mortimers
Tue 22:15 
It is Filthy Kittens (filthykittens.bandcamp.com) @ Mortimers
Tue 21:37 
It is Whiskey Rock'n'Roll Club MPLS (whiskeyrrc.bandcamp.com) @ Mortimers
Tue 20:56 
It is Real Dirty (realdirty.bandcamp.com) @ Mortimers
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