CRZ is Christopher Robin Zimmerman

this page generated 5.12.21 07:48 CST
(@617 .beats)

Older entries
Remove filter
11.10 19:48 
Proposing a new Twitter rule - lawmakers must EARN the opportunity to tweet about how great it would be to pass . Can't tweet it until after they pass literally ANYTHING. Then they get ONE tweet. Then they have to actually pass something else before they can do it again
11.10 19:47 
Man, my senators and the president love tweeting about passing stuff and never pass anything RT @amyklobuchar: A great way to celebrate #NationalComingOutDay? Let’s pass the Equality Act.
5.10 12:46 
No action will be taken RT @amyklobuchar: We have not done a thing to update U.S. competition, privacy, & tech laws. Nothing. Zilch. Why? Because there are lobbyists around every single corner of the Capitol hired by tech. Today’s testimony from @FrancesHaugen is a catalyst for change. The time for action is NOW.
1.9 13:18 
Man, politicians love commenting on open barn doors after the horse has escaped RT @POTUS: Texas SB8 will impair women's access to health care and, outrageously, deputizes private citizens to sue those they believe helped another person get a banned abortion.

It's a blatant violation of the right established under Roe V. Wade. We will protect and defend that right.
4.7 14:56 

Welcome to Earth
2.4 15:25 
Wonder who paid off the Biden administration to send me this VISA card thing instead of just doing direct deposit like the other two times under the previous administration
Anyway, transferred it to my checking account (probably) (I'll know in 2 to 3 business days?)
2.3 16:24 
RT @NationalDebt: $28,004,376,276,999.35 (+) #NationalDebt
25.1 09:51 
She really did it RT @amyklobuchar: Welcome to the first full week of the Biden administration.
14.1 19:57 
@davefinton I think we both know Trump will be leaving one* in the desk

*one poop
6.1 14:24 
Twitter sez nothing's trending.
2.1 23:02 
Senator, are you going to DO anything about this or just tweet about it? RT @amyklobuchar: My Weekend:

SATURDAY: Certain Republicans senators claim that they MUST have an “emergency” federal audit before accepting state certified results.

SUNDAY: They get sworn-in to the U.S. Senate without an audit of their own elections.
20.12 13:01 
@MTG4Eva I'm skeptical - changing the Senate won't fix the House
20.12 12:56 
Rep. Omar (and Rep. Amash), can you do ANYTHING about this beyond tweet a couple hundred times about it? I just feel like at this point the tweets aren't really accomplishing all that much. RT @IlhanMN: Still not a peep on language. It will probably be another multi billion dollar bill, without real debate, floor amendments, introduced and passed probably within hours.

No time for the public input or objections.

What a complete nightmarish example of representive democracy.
8.11.20 23:05 
@TheFakeWill1 I'm your Google, baby!
7.11.20 10:46 
Oh, shit, I slept through it
5.11.20 18:41 
RT @AndrewFeinberg: This is art.

@evanvucci / @AP
2.11.20 21:29 
I bet an AMERRRRRRRRICAN NIIIIIIIIIIINJA WARRRRRRRRRRRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! could scale it. Let's assemble some RT @shomaristone: JUST IN: White House Building ‘Non-Scalable' Fence, Increasing Security Ahead of Election.
Right now in downtown Washington DC, workers board up dozens of businesses.
@nbcwashington #ElectionEve #Election2020
2.11.20 15:45 
This concludes my TED Talk. Thank you for participating and if you STILL haven't found somebody to vote for...I guess YOU should have run. (22/21 oops)
2.11.20 15:43 
*were only registered as write-ins in Minnesota, according to Wikipedia
2.11.20 15:43 
...and folks I found NOTHIN' on:
*Andrew Palmiscno and Kyle Palmiscno
Michael Laboch and Raechelle Pope
*Patrick Whitcomb and Jason Horine
Katherine Forbes (Kate Forbes) and Heath King
Barbara Bellar and Kendra Ann Bryant
2.11.20 15:42 
*Ryan J. Gilmer and Brent S. Duncan - no website but it appears they've worked on lots of other projects together,nm3681364
2.11.20 15:42 
*Jason Stanek and Taylor Motari - hey I totally know the Motari Jaguar guy
2.11.20 15:42 
Demetra Wysinger and Cedric D. Jefferson (Couldn't find her except for her LAST run - @WYSINGERin2016)
2.11.20 15:41 
Strong hat tip for entertainment value to *Frederick Michael Carl Frederickson and Todd William Larson
2.11.20 15:41 
Tom Hoefling and Andy Prior (Life, Liberty, Constitution)
2.11.20 15:41 
Marcus E Sykes and James Edward Mcfadden
2.11.20 15:40 
Shawn Howard and Alyssa Howard
2.11.20 15:40 
Darlo (sic) Hunter and Dawn Neptune Adams (Progressive)
2.11.20 15:40 
Mary Ruth Caro Simmons (@simonscaro) and Sherne Dow
2.11.20 15:40 
Don Blankenship and William Alan Mohr (Constitution)
2.11.20 15:39 
Kasey Wells and Rachel Wells
2.11.20 15:39 
Brian Carroll and Amar Patel (American Solidarity)
2.11.20 15:39 
Mark Charles and Adrian Wallace
2.11.20 15:38 
Debroah (sic) Ann Rouse and Sheila Cannon
2.11.20 15:38 
Crap, broke the thread - let's try again!

(I'm moving ones without a website down the list - sorry)
2.11.20 15:33 
R19 Boddie and Eric Stoneham (C.U.P.)
2.11.20 15:33 
Albert Raley and Darlene Raley
2.11.20 15:32 
Again, these are in @MNSecofState order.
2.11.20 15:32 
Dear Undecided MN voters,
I'll bet you want to see as many websites for the 21 Minnesota registered write-in candidates for Pres/VP as I could find in an hour, don't you. I'm no
@NaomiKritzer but I do have a special kind of OCD about this stuff, so LET'S ROLL (1/no more than 21)
2.11.20 12:11 
Finally, there's a write-in space, but unless you vote for a pre-registered write-in candidate, it won't show up in the tally as whoever you've written in. I don't believe we have any registered write-ins in Minnesota for President/Vice President (correct me if I'm wrong!) (9/9)
2.11.20 12:11 
Alyson Kennedy and Malcolm Jarrett (Socialist Workers) Coulnd't find a campaign website, but you can find more about their platform at
2.11.20 12:11 
Brock Pierce and Karla Ballard (Independent)
2.11.20 12:11 
Gloria La Riva and Leonard Peltier (Socialism and Liberation)
2.11.20 12:11 
Kanye West and Michelle Tidball (Independent)
2.11.20 12:11 
Howie Hawkins and Angela Walker (Green)
2.11.20 12:11 
Roque "Rocky" De La Fuente and Darcy Richardson (Independence/Alliance)
2.11.20 12:11 
In Minnesota, there are nine tickets for President/Vice-President on the ballot. Maybe you'd like to know about the seven that AREN'T Trump/Pence and Biden/Harris? Here they are in the order provided by @MNSecofState, along with my best guess at their campaign websites: (1/9)
2.11.20 10:13 
@davefinton Let's add one that's practically already happened: When/if Trump concedes, it will be a concurrent speech with his announcement of an intention to begin a 2024 campaign.
21.10.20 09:24 
Changed my cover photo
7.10.20 21:59 
Well at least if we're all talking about the fly we aren't talking about his pinkeye
Older entries