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Fri 15:58 I hear water attempting to return!
Fri 15:39 
Nobody answered Minneapolis' "water emergency" line so maybe someone else or elses are in the process of talking to them. I have duly filled out my 311 report
Fri 15:37 Hmmm, I have no water service. Surely it's the whole hood?
Thu 15:10 Just don't share with your friend who hates AI. Surely there's a better way? [contains quote post or other embedded content]
Thu 12:09 Was REALLY hoping I'd be seeing ambitious cyclists ON the tables [contains quote post or other embedded content]
Wed 22:25 Whew, I really thought the Hawks blew it after they had seven chances from the six inch line or whatever Cris Collinsworth said a hundred times
4.9 14:09 Question [contains quote post or other embedded content]
3.9 22:48 One positive side effect: I saw ZERO insurance ads during the entirety of tonight's college football action on NBCSN Not sure if that makes up for seeing 127,000 ads for "The Voice" and "The Traitors" — well, MAYBE yes [contains quote post or other embedded content]
3.9 20:21 Content warning: that boy had too much Powerade, announcers largely skimming past it before managing one weak pun #gophers
3.9 20:00 Wooooooo vomiting player alert where's @cjzero.bsky.social
3.9 19:52 Boy #Gophers looking like you'd hope them to look when they scheduled a tilt against — checking — Eastern Illinois (now 21-0, 14:20 remaining in the 2nd)
3.9 19:42 Peacock's got the Gophers game which means my Xfinity is carrying it on "NBCSN." I am baffled as to why Peacock would rather show me the same five ads for NBC *every* ad break than maybe just skipping an ad break every now and then when they obviously don't have any actual sponsorship for this game
31.8 22:08 
Catching up with my virtual gf
30.8 18:10 Holy cats, is Booker T STILL doing "commentary" in 2026?!
27.8 21:46 
mooooooooooooonar eclipse at ze Fair
27.8 19:16 
Wow, I sure as shit ain't calling the Leinie Lodge the "Luther Auto Pit Stop"
27.8 18:43 
Holy cats, he wasn't kidding! Surely an encouraging sign for the future of all professional basketball here in the gopher state — of course I, an Aurora co-owner and fan, am delighted! (even if none of the game worn gear fit me) [contains quote post or other embedded content]
26.8 10:03 
Damn, this woman won't leave me alone! Ya know for "not doing this often," this is her second personal and private text JUST FOR ME this week and third overall. Bruh I'm just not that into you
25.8 20:48 ✔️ "Jolene" played between Rhys Fulber and Nitzer Ebb
24.8 01:54 
Make a band bigger The Time Warner [contains quote post or other embedded content]
22.8 20:33 @allisonanne.com Ambiguous at best ;-) in the context of our thread I can make both arguments!
22.8 16:32 This car MAY have been parked on 15th Ave S for a few weeks
20.8 20:37 Ah yes, some of you triggering the SUPER NOTIFICATIONS tonight
20.8 02:28 Ya know, that Soap Girls show was announced almost a month ago. Shouldn't you have been outraged THEN? "Oh, but I didn't know about the show then." Well, gee whiz, maybe you can show the VFW a little grace for maybe not knowing everything immediately either AND cancelling the show once they did?
19.8 16:00 Somebody should tell that Strib columnist that Dr. Commish can pretty much wear any damn hat she wants [contains quote post or other embedded content]
17.8 21:47 Drove to Robbinsdale and back to save two dollars on cold foam at the Hy-Vee, ask me anything
16.8 22:49 
Is....is Michele Tafoya gonna invite me to her onlyfans
15.8 15:49 
MN GOP doing so well that most people can't remember whether it's Lisa DeMuth or Michelle Tafoya running for a particular office
15.8 03:11 I, uh, have not been paying attention to exactly how many spiders I've been providing free housing to in that part of the basement I haven't really visited for… a while I sure hope they've been feasting well on all of the things that I have been blissfully unaware must have been invading my house
13.8 16:52 
Thrilled to be (alleged to be) part of The Conspiracy
13.8 13:59 
Last week when I was at Terminal Bar I got to hear the guy there complain for quite a while that nobody had told them about this Mile of Music thing and why weren't they asked to be in it, so somebody must have called somebody....I hope they actually find a band in time! [contains quote post or other embedded content]
13.8 13:27 
All right, which one of you sold my email address to MPR? 👿
12.8 10:36 
Why do you think people are giving the annoying talk radio guy 𝖤 𝖭 𝖦 𝖠 𝖦 𝖤 𝖬 𝖤 𝖭 𝖳 this morning?
11.8 22:50 
Hey, North Star Dawn PAC! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck all the way off Hey, Jacob Frey! Hey, LaTrisha Vetaw! Hey, Gwen Walz! See above!
11.8 22:27 
Boom (Hennepin's in) CNN PROJECTS FLANAGAN WIN Hennepin Co: 99.75% (394 of 395 precincts): Peggy Flanagan 153,021 (63.5%) Angie Craig 85,159 (35.34%) (67,862) Others 2,796 Statewide: 72.86% (2,991 of 4,104 precincts): Flanagan 334,601 (58.83%) Craig 225,693 (39.68%) (108,908 behind) Others 8,480
11.8 21:20 "I'm Peyton Manning, and this is my loving tribute to capitalism"
11.8 19:41 
Sorry I'm late! Voter #852 at Ward 2, Precinct 5 and a steady stream of folks still arriving! "America: Proud And Strong" shirt was five bucks at Walgreens right after 9/11; I love wearing almost 25 year old shirts almost as much as voting! (Double checked; I wasn't on either side of the ballot)
11.8 10:16 I'm voting later, but feel free to vote before me
7.8 19:33 How your email finds me
7.8 18:31 In my mailbox today: three Folks and a Schwarze
6.8 21:18 Right now, apparently, right now is the time for the percolator
5.8 13:00 
awoo?
3.8 02:09 Not too shabby for my very first time at New World! [contains quote post or other embedded content]
1.8 20:02 Peggy Lanaga, everybody
31.7 23:33 "says" [contains quote post or other embedded content]
31.7 02:24 Who's forcing you to read his blog? What's the URL of your blog? [contains quote post or other embedded content]
30.7 03:32 Shockingly, I'm gonna sleep on whether or not I actually address the latest late night nonsense (coming off LAST night's late night nonsense). On the other hand, nobody's blocked me for MONTHS…tantalizing
29.7 20:10 Well, you can't spell "Raising Caine's" without "AI" twice (Also, way to hype up your event that already happened two days ago)
28.7 21:38 
Just popped over to ESPN to see how the SummerSlam Special was going. First thing was I didn't recognise Brock Lesnar from a match graphic, but also they just ran a "Top 10 Hell in a Cell" moments and I guess I shouldn't have been shocked but Mankind no longer exists
23.7 22:47 THANKS @scanstoaqualung.bsky.social! [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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