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Tue 19:46 It was five bucks and I was running out of time
Tue 19:05 
1. Hi, I'm Chris. I'm 12
2. They designed this logo that way on purpose, right? There can be no other explanation
Tue 16:38 Because YOU ASKED FOR IT, some amateur video footage taken earlier today of the decoy coyote AND fox in action. Again, note the lack of geese (but, alas, not a lack of goose poop)
Tue 14:43 
Photo
Mon 17:31 
Work is using decoys to keep the geese away and they are also terrifying to humans
Sun 20:04 
It should come as no surprise that I almost immediately found a twenny on my first long walk of the season - in spirit, I know Mo is with me!
Sun 19:03 
WHAT'S COOKING: Amongst the many ridiculous deals offered by the new Fresh Thyme Farmers Markets grocerie just over the hill from my house was something like a 75%!d(MISSING)iscount on Brussels spouts (49¢ a pound) with the catch that they only sold them in these GIANT bags - there's easily over four pounds in here. I still couldn't pass up the bargain, though, so here's some super easy Brussels sprouts, stems cut off, halved, tossed in olive oil, salt and pepper and thrown in a 400° oven for around 45 minutes, occasionally shaken around to try to get everything evenly browned. This is MAYBE half of the bag so I'll have to do this again later this week. Today I'm also planning on walking four miles, so spring is here and I'm healthy again. Sorta. Still having several beers tonight.
Sun 15:29 
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Sat 22:27 Wish (several of) you were here!
Sat 18:24 
Hopefully not me in a couple hours
Sat 12:21 
Photo
Sat 12:06 I say it every year: I think of Record Store Day probably the same way satanists think about Halloween
Fri 18:34 Turkey woke me up. This is another sentence I was not expecting to type.
Fri 01:16 
Thanks to my tru friends for helping me get through tonight!
Thu 18:11 Suppose we'll always have Facebook
Thu 18:10 There are no coincidences
16.4 11:38 
Update: NOPE
16.4 11:35 
Official measurement from the back steps. I'm ALMOST over it. Now, let's see if I can actually get to work or not...
15.4 22:59 Things he said today: "It's low hanging fruit; he's gotta throw some of that red meat."
15.4 11:33 
Official measurement from the footsteps: over a foot! IT'S STILL SNOWING A LITTLE
15.4 00:17 
(^^^) SHARRRRRRRRRRRKS (^^^)
14.4 23:03 I don't know Greyson very well/at all really, but their friends are my friends. Please consider adding your support!
14.4 17:14 
Nope. I just can't. I have just enough Chex to make another batch of Chex Mix, though, and I do have pizza rolls, so I should be OK. No beer but plenty of cocktail ingredients. Lots of NBA & NHL Playoffs. Several stacks of records I haven't listened to. Still, I hope our largely inept plow operator will have shown up to do the alley (while not leaving a wall of snow against my garage door in the process) by the time I feel like escaping for the Pokémon GO Community Day event tomorrow. Otherwise....I dunno, see ya Monday? Stay safe y'all
14.4 15:21 
RIP Art Bell (YouTube: Giorgio Moroder - Chase (13:06))
14.4 15:07 
Yes obviously I slept 12 hours in bed because I'm ready for the effing snow today, effing effbook
14.4 11:56 Hey! Ya goober... has it really only been one year? Love you a bunch! (Friendiversary with Adriana)
13.4 21:30 
Sorry I'm late....there's weather or something
12.4 17:26 
JACKPOT
12.4 15:38 Big if true....but will I be able to rip them to my Pono
9.4 15:47 Video - The Dark Energy crew rented me and my friends some skates and a rink Saturday and it was an effin' BLAST
8.4 08:25 
FU FB
7.4 12:51 Happy *70th* Birthday to John Oates!
7.4 00:06 Let's get fantastic (on this large popcorn)
7.4 00:02 
WOLVES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6.4 22:32 Short notice but anybody interested in seeing "Fantastic Planet" at the Uptown at midnight (or was already planning on going and would let me sit with 'em)?
6.4 17:50 HYPERLOCAL GROCERIES ARE FINALLY ALMOST HERE
6.4 14:05 
Twenty - TWENTY - years ago, Mike Samuda and Rick Scaia joined forces to create WrestleManics, the GREATEST pro wrestling website on the entire Internet. The Internet was a lot smaller back then. They officially started the day after WrestleMania XIV, March 30, 1998. I waited a week before delivering my first two of several hundred TV recaps both for them and later for the extreme only-in-the-dotcom-era failure that was "WresteLine" that WM sold out to in June, 1999. I recapped WWF, WCW, WOW, WXO (for three weeks) and probably a few other things here and there. My last recap for Rick's "Online Onslaught" site and my own [slash] wrestling was in October 2002, but to this day, there are people out there who still think of me in positive terms AND believe I can write. What marks! I also "inspired" a few people who went on to do WAY better things than I ever did and that's pretty cool, too. Anyway, here are a couple archival links to the works of baby CRZ at 26, not TOTALLY beaten down by life and still very, VERY into the televised professional wrestling, composed pretty late at night EXACTLY twenty years ago tonight. (They got a LITTLE better...but not much.)
6.4 13:17 
OFFICE T-SHIRTS, A CONTINUING SERIES: Last one of the week - hey remember when we were all so cool we'd wear our 6 ball shirts BACKWARDS? Well...this is pretty uncomfortable and maybe I'll turn it back around. Anyway, here's a very unattractive capture of me attempting to do the classic Hall & Nash "ooh" finger movements while ALSO trying to NOT block the graphic part of the shirt I'm wearing. Good thing I'm the only guy in this building on Fridays! WRESTLEMANIA IS SUNDAY!
5.4 15:58 
OFFICE T-SHIRTS, A CONTINUING SERIES: yesterday, I wore my tie dyed nWo shirt to the Covenant show - one of those strange choices that only I could pull off. You didn't get a photo because LAST year I gave you THAT photo (go find it). TODAY'S shirt is another from the turn of the millennium which I bought at a "San Francisco Lucha Libre" show - it's hand painted and the paint sticks to itself when you fold the shirt, making it hard to UNfold - I am scared to wash it. But when else was I gonna get the opportunity to tell everyone that my favourite luchador was Tinieblas Jr.? (I have the dumbest reasons, too - most of them involving his really boss cape.) Besides...IT'S WRESTLEMANIA WEEK
5.4 14:13 Yesterday, Craig Lambert asked about favourite New Order songs. It was a good thread! This one will not be. :) What *I* wanna know is what is your LEAST favourite New Order song? There are probably a lot of recent album cuts I've never had the misfortune to hear, but without thinking about it very hard my answer would probably point to one of the "Blue Monday 95" remixes.
4.4 11:24 
Mood
3.4 19:45 
This ain't right
3.4 16:58 
OFFICE T-SHIRTS, A CONTINUING SERIES: 18 years and one day ago, somebody bought this shirt - some time later, he (let's face it, it wasn't a "she") turned it over to a Silicon Valley Goodwill and/or Savers, where I probably paid $2.99 for it and waited until TODAY to wear it AGAIN. Isn't it always the best to say "Hey this shirt could go off and fight for its country but WOULD IT VOTE?" That's hard hitting stuff. Anyway, it's WrestleMania week! Hilariously, FB would like me to tag all these Fs, so let's B
3.4 14:21 
"Advertisers LOVE him"
3.4 14:03 Hey remember Draw Something
3.4 03:40 
Somebody get this jerk cat off meeerreerrreeee
2.4 14:24 
OFFICE T-SHIRTS, A CONTINUING SERIES: It's WrestleMania week again! Kris bought me this shirt from the WWE's European shop a year or two ago and I've never worn it....UNTIL NOW! I wanted to kick off the week with a shirt I hadn't shown you before. Probably the rest of the week will be wrestling shirt reruns so no photos but probably plenty of confused people at the Covenant and John Maus concerts. I also see I forgot to put a safety pin on...good thing I keep some extras in the car. IT'S SNOWING
1.4 15:21 
I had one job
31.3 17:19 
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
30.3 22:50 
Someone up there likes me
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