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21.11.18 18:03 
What ho, lads, let's adjourn to the parquet pitch and spectaculate the latest ball-of-the-basket match as Facebook directs
20.11.18 16:31 
#SWASS alert #nowplaying #magiciPod
20.11.18 08:01 
Facebook is kinda down so I'm changing this to confuse you
19.11.18 18:38 Why do they wanna charge me a convenience fee to pay online instantly? Shouldn't they pay ME to not have to wait for - and deal with - my handwritten mailed paper cheque that'll take days to arrive? Well....your choice, stupid corporation. You'll see my money in 3 to 5 business days and I'll save my two bucks (minus the cost of this FOREVER stamp and that envelope from a box I probably bought 20 years ago) THIS HAS BEEN LARRY KING WITH "KING'S THINGS"
19.11.18 15:24 
OK, not a bad LinkedIn Monday now
17.11.18 22:45 Don't worry, everybody! I may look ridiculous but I'm warm!
17.11.18 18:23 
Good to know
16.11.18 20:02 ON THE AIR NOW RIGHT NOW
(this status applicable for two hours)
16.11.18 15:25 DEAD MOUSE UPDATE: After three nights of no activity, disposed of mouse #4 this morning. I've refreshed the peanut butter just to be safe.
16.11.18 04:04 
Every Friday afternoon, Ray Seville, who on social media identifies himself as the Underwriting Manager of KMOJ, sneaks out a post containing a flyer for the Friday night he and his Ray Seville Productions present at "The Clubhouse Bar," which not coincidentally shares an address with Clubhouse Jäger - because it is Clubhouse Jäger, a bar which (as far as I still know) remains owned by that guy who once donated to the David Duke campaign.

Now, you know me, just another middle-aged white guy, so....is this really *my* business to express any outrage at all about the obvious incongruity of what appears to be continued support of a racist property owner by the patrons of a weekly night catering to a demographic of folks I'm pretty sure said owner wouldn't really like having around when they're not lining his pockets (and, who knows, maybe not even then)?

....yeah? Yeah. I'm thinking it should be all of our business.

But this status is probably all you'll get out of me and really, I guess I'm "just asking questions" at this point. It does make me think I still need more racial diversity in my friend group, too, so I could just talk to them about this instead of posting it out here.

Still, at the very least and from my high horse... this feels like a bad look for "the People's Station."
15.11.18 15:51 It only took me 20 minutes to cancel my CenturyLink PrismTV! Maybe I should have done that several bills ago.
14.11.18 03:44 
Good times! If you can read my handwriting.... we should probably hang out more.
13.11.18 18:01 HEY DJ: Short notice but I'm spinning with Christian Fritz TONIGHT at Bryant-Lake Bowl from 9 to 1! See what kind of crate I can pack in a panic in two hours and enjoy sweet, sweet happy hour deals from 10PM!
12.11.18 18:18 
Video - Who's next? It's the sequel to Santa's Slay (sorta) and/or a Dodge commercial I just saw for the first time (YouTube: Dodge - Upgrade)
12.11.18 17:17 Jered Threatin > Connor Mack
Come at me
(Stereogum: LA Metalhead Faked An Online Fanbase To Book A UK Tour No One Attended)
12.11.18 14:18 
Video - My - and your - new favourite song (B.O.S.E. - Batman (The Original Swing))
12.11.18 10:52 Well, there you go. What's that thing I always say? "There are no coincidences!" (Friendaversary with Linette)
12.11.18 10:21 DEAD MOUSE UPDATE: As I throw carcass #3 into my trash can, I make that yearly wish that it would snow enough to cover up whichever entrance to my house all these mice clearly know about but I don't. Three mice in four days might be a new record pace for me...
11.11.18 18:24 
What a hairy, hairy man
(10 years ago)
11.11.18 00:55 DEAD MOUSE UPDATE: Mouse #2 actually flipped the trap and landed on its back with its little feet in the air - so precious
11.11.18 00:39 
Is it still a tease when everything about said tease seems to scream out "avoid at all costs?"
10.11.18 19:53 Ha! I'll never not love and share this HoJoPhoTo :D
10.11.18 17:21 
I mean it...last time this season I do this. Honest. (Probably.)
9.11.18 21:02 My original draft of this status in my head was something like "I'm not sure where 'buying your groceries at Menards' is on the 'generally giving up on life' scale, but that's the level I'm at on this Friday night" - but that was BEFORE I spent five minutes of my life, the cashier's life AND a supervisor's life getting them to correct a ten cent overcharge on my gallon of milk, so now....I'm just not sure. But definitely I NEEDED THAT DIME!
9.11.18 00:00 
OH MY GOD I WON SOMETHING
8.11.18 22:43 
This may be the only time I'm ahead all night...or all week
8.11.18 19:48 DEAD MOUSE UPDATE: Killed my first mouse of the season. (I THOUGHT I heard something down there eariler)
8.11.18 11:23 
Gosh I never made it to the end of Facebook before
8.11.18 03:20 
Video - The funny thing was, even after we snuck out of Transmission for an Impossibleburger, Iron Door was ALSO bringing the Talking Heads...albeit more interesting Talking Heads (YouTube: Talking Heads - Stay Up Late)
7.11.18 01:06 
After six hours of election coverage, I head to the freezer
6.11.18 22:02 
GRIDLOCK
6.11.18 21:36 
New sheriff in town, boys
6.11.18 17:30 
Video - When Is The What? (YouTube: Crystal Method - Now Is The Time)
5.11.18 09:31 
Here's my playlist from last Friday. This show is streamable from KFAI for the next two weeks!
5.11.18 00:54 
Bad/best decisions #McRib #gettingfatquickly
4.11.18 23:41 
Here's what you're missing
4.11.18 17:25 
Swing and a miss, Facebook
2.11.18 22:13 Grooving down under!
2.11.18 20:12 
Let's face it... I'm irresistible
2.11.18 02:19 HEY EVERYBODY I'M ON THE RADIO RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW

90.3FM or KFAI dot org!
1.11.18 13:44 I've been drafted to guest host "Across the Board" again! It will air on KFAI tonight from 2 to 6am - with a way shorter prep time, I wouldn't mind taking some requests from you RIGHT NOW to help me out later...
1.11.18 05:08 Tonight I learned that without facial hair, wearing contacts, and managing to stuff all my hair hair under a beanie, NOBODY can recognise me. ...which, to be fair, a lotta folks have trouble recognising me the other way, too
31.10.18 13:33 
Quick reminder that you only have a few more days to stream my guest shots on KFAI's Across the Board (4 hrs!) and True Brit (2 hrs!) before they disappear into the mist! Let me know if you need the links!
30.10.18 16:14 
Hey hey this Halloween episode of Cruise Control is pretty good!
30.10.18 01:29 
You wouldn't know it but my outfit belies my constant silent prayer of "Please do not make me have to socially interact...please do not make me have to socially interact." (I do always make exceptions for Hares.)
28.10.18 20:16 
Oh dear, left the onions unattended again
26.10.18 21:02 
Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1997

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOaI3d7bEkQ
26.10.18 18:37 
GROCERY STORE CALLBACKS
26.10.18 18:15 
I know people have very strong feeling about the mere existence of this condiment...but people. IT WAS ON SALE
26.10.18 00:24 
Why d'you think they call it The Red Room? (Also, why do I take all my selfies in near or total darkness?) (We know the answer to THAT one!)
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