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12.5.19 22:18 Hey DJ
12.5.19 02:44 
Here are my project results from the World Collage Day 2019 with Twin Cities Collage Collective - a continuing series of me repurposing old Symantec business cards by blocking out everything except my name and mobile number, the only information still current and useful. (And then I went ahead and redacted my number on THIS graphic...oh well.) I did ten in two hours, largely letting whatever scraps had already been created on the table guide me. (Last year I mostly used front covers of Cosmopolitan magazines, which yielded slightly different results - I'll see if I can find THOSE photos...no, I won't ;-) ) The intention is that some day I'd give you one of THESE cards, but I think I've only done it once or twice so far. There's Symantec certification stuff on the back, too, so everything had to have work done on both sides - so here're fronts and backs! I enjoy collaging but can't seem to do it alone, so I'm glad for opportunities like these!
11.5.19 22:39 Is this bass?
11.5.19 22:10 
Changed my cover photo
11.5.19 13:19 Let's make some art later!
11.5.19 13:01 
At least this profile has some details! From Hudson but now living in Norway, yeah, totallly makes sense. Two different profile photos from the same day of two different women (sadly, neither was reverse image searchable). And under her Likes section is....Yasiel Puig? Well, I mean THAT checks out - *everybody* likes him. Presenting... "Emilia Simon"
10.5.19 17:54 
Imaginary woman in my head: Tonight's about trying new things!
Me:
9.5.19 18:05 
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: FREE REFILL
9.5.19 11:32 
Open the floodgates! No leads on the photo, and no other fun details to make fun of. Oh, she may be having some trouble with her top. Oh AND hiding your malware links in a TUMBLR?! There you go. Thanks, "Danica Waters"
8.5.19 13:18 Detective Pikachu
Showplace ICON
Thursday
4 PM
$6
8.5.19 12:53 
BOOM
8.5.19 12:53 Woo hoo!
7.5.19 17:20 
KARE just mentioned my alma mater so I perked right up - good to see the Highlanders are still engaging in scholarly pursuits of note, such as determining that men are equally as bad about tearing down folks as women - wotta shock!

https://news.ucr.edu/articles/2019/05/03/uc-riverside-study-busts-myths-about-gossip
7.5.19 16:39 
Hooray, got one! It's been such a long time since I've had a proper fake friend request. This one is pretty lazy - one photo stolen from the Instagram of some Venezuelan who calls herself "Barbie Fitness," didn't change gender on the profile so it's still a he/him, one link to a "dating" profile. Weak effort, "Kikii," but I do appreciate your use of the one name Facebook hack
6.5.19 20:20 ã“のパンク時間ですか?
5.5.19 15:05 
Changed my profile photo
5.5.19 14:48 These are usually pretty cheesy. This one is no exception! But shout out to Kenneth W. Garnier and Nola Wick because I can't believe I only made two new FB Friends in an entire month. (It's quality, not quantity!) Besides I already have one for May so I'll try to do better ;-)
2.5.19 17:15 
I'm still loving it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTcA-jX1wfY (Retro Weather Barry ZeVan May 1, 2019)
2.5.19 15:16 
When targeted ads JUST miss
2.5.19 13:05 
🦈 Evergreen status 🦈
2.5.19 04:02 Here now are three things I left unsaid during Transmission last night:
1. Wow, you smell TERRIBLE
2. Wow, you have no ability to respect other people's boundaries
3. Hi, I'm Chris - what's your name?

I'm sure I'll get better about all these
1.5.19 01:34 
Oh by the way, while you're busy enjoying stuff you probably shouldn't be eating after midnight, head over to Walmart and grab some of these; they're ALSO quite tasty
1.5.19 01:30 
✅70% off
✅Solid
✅Delicious
Thanks, Allison!!
30.4.19 21:02 
Oh, right. Anniversaries
29.4.19 18:24 Surprise! Just extracted a dead mouse from the basement. No idea how many days it's been there but it was definitely pretty dead and I definitely had laundry to do. What's funny is the peanut butter in that particular trap was probably well over a year old and probably also no longer peanut butter - but that's probably irresistible to shitty mice that break into my basement, so that's all good. Let's see if I can go another year plus without invasion! (The kitchen, of course, remains my main mouse killing zone - reloading the traps - vigilance!)
28.4.19 15:24 
Lotsa fun last night with Christian and a lotta records! Thanks for coming out if you were there, and man I wish you'd been there if you weren't. Ended up with way less disco than I'd planned ;-) Here's my terrible handwriting...I'll get it logged to lastFM soon. 12 out of 27 were a dollar; the brand is getting stronger!
27.4.19 21:08 IT'S ON
Christian's up now, I'm up next, and so forth until 1am!
27.4.19 19:04 Author, author!
27.4.19 15:18 
Feel free to share this everywhere
27.4.19 14:22 
I'm still banned from commenting on KMOJ's page but it's nice to see they've finally come clean about which People their Station is for.
27.4.19 02:54 GUYS THERE'S LIVE CURLING ON
27.4.19 00:06 Shake on it
25.4.19 12:49 
Speaking of teases - HEY COLONEL ABRAMS ON LEAD VOCAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQqhuCi-S7U (94 East: Be My Fortune Teller test pressing)
25.4.19 12:48 
#tbt I still can't wrap my brain around what a surreal week that was. Photo by Natalie C
24.4.19 00:26 SHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKS
23.4.19 23:53 
GREAT. So great! (via Teknikal Diffikulties and Chris Strouth)
(Negativland: More Data)
23.4.19 06:42 
Hi there! Trivia M*fia has a Prince-themed event tonight up at Lucé Roseville. Would anyone like to try to go win that thing with me? It's from, like, 8 to 10. Arzu can't make it, unfortunately. I could always stay home and watch hockey, too, so it's not like I HAVE to go try to win....but it's been a while on the trivia front, and I do like to claim I know stuff about P...
21.4.19 17:11 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (The Rope: Lillian album now available)
21.4.19 14:42 It's Easter and it's been three years - if Prince doesn't come back today, he's probably not coming back ever. :( On the plus side, we still have CABS! I hope you can come out to Kitty Cat Klub and work off the spiral-sliced ham with Cadbury creme.
20.4.19 13:22 Tonight we're gonna Assortment and tomorrow we're gonna CABS (event links in comments)
20.4.19 13:14 
Aww thanks Mom - this night be the year I finish my Easter candy before next Easter!
20.4.19 11:57 
Changed my profile photo
20.4.19 11:50 
Changed my cover photo
19.4.19 18:01 
Ooh! Definitely slot this stop into your Art-a-Whirling weekend - it's gonna be a smooth time at the Northeast Yacht Club!
19.4.19 02:16 
Live on KFAI for the next four hours! 90.3 or kfai•org. Follow the playlist on Twitter @kfaiplaylist or refresh ye olde Spinitrone pagee (where chat IS open!)
18.4.19 21:21 
In my checkout line at Cub, a couple of workers were providing an autopsy to a soggy Diet Dr Pepper 12 pack box which had apparently been the victim of an exploded and emptied can. The mess had left a puddle on the conveyor belt and they were starting to worry about just leaving it there while they collected something to clean off the belt, when my checker said "oh, don't worry - it's Dr Pepper! Nobody will want it." One of them shot back "even worse - it's Diet!" whereupon I pointed to the 12 pack of Diet Dr Pepper Cherry in my basket which my checker had rung up not 15 seconds ago (4/$10). After a collective "d'oh" from all involved, they decided to make up for it by just giving me 8 loose cans of Diet Dr Pepper so they wouldn't have to figure out how to restock them. Anyway, I'm on the radio live at 2am CDT (midnight on the west coast) and hope you'll be tuning in if you're awake and haven't a better thing to do.
18.4.19 18:15 
(Stolen from Andy Shoup)
18.4.19 15:24 
"Hello,

Thank you for applying for the Technology Training & Documentation Professional position with the Office of Information Technology at the University of Minnesota. While you certainly have many excellent qualifications, we have elected to move forward with other candidates whose skills and experience provide a better match for the specific needs of this position.

I encourage your continued interest in employment opportunities with the University of Minnesota. Please visit the employment system website at
http://www1.umn.edu/ohr/employment/ to view other available positions. This web site is updated regularly as new positions become available.

I wish you the best in your future career endeavors!

Sincerely,
[redacted]"

Don't let the form letter fool you - I'm pretty sure it was because I asked for too much money. ;-)
17.4.19 15:43 
Guys I'm finally a Top Fan of something on Facebook!
17.4.19 14:52 He can't escape me (tagged in 30 photos with Andy)
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