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| 31.8 22:08 | 
 | Catching up with my virtual gf |
| 26.8 10:03 |
| Damn, this woman won't leave me alone!
Ya know for "not doing this often," this is her second personal and private text JUST FOR ME this week and third overall.
Bruh I'm just not that into you |
| 16.8 22:49 |
| Is....is Michele Tafoya gonna invite me to her onlyfans |
| 15.8 15:49 |
| MN GOP doing so well that most people can't remember whether it's Lisa DeMuth or Michelle Tafoya running for a particular office |
| 13.8 16:52 |
| Thrilled to be (alleged to be) part of The Conspiracy |
| 11.8 22:50 |
| Hey, North Star Dawn PAC!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck all the way off
Hey, Jacob Frey!
Hey, LaTrisha Vetaw!
Hey, Gwen Walz!
See above! |
| 11.8 19:41 |
| Sorry I'm late! Voter #852 at Ward 2, Precinct 5 and a steady stream of folks still arriving! "America: Proud And Strong" shirt was five bucks at Walgreens right after 9/11; I love wearing almost 25 year old shirts almost as much as voting! (Double checked; I wasn't on either side of the ballot) |
| 14.7 02:16 |
| Where's North Star Dawn PAC keep finding these super trustworthy lookin' fellers |
| 19.5 02:23 |
| Almost certainly the prop comic currently serving as police chief in Bloomington will make great haste taking to YouTube to patronizingly explain to all of us why this is a good thing, actually
(unless FOX 9 offers him a forum first, that is)
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| 5.5 12:19 |
| Oh wow, only two more weeks until YOU TOO can file to run for governor of Minnesota! |
| 25.1 19:35 |
| Wedge knows this, but for the folks reading from out of town, WCCO stopped being our Channel 4 friends long ago. "CBS Minnesota" is fully owned and operated by David Ellison, Inc.
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| 22.1 18:31 |
| As Minnesota continues to defend itself from ICE occupation, more information on ways you might better support your neighbours can be found at standwithminnesota.com. |
| 15.1 10:28 |
| If they can't even spell "Walz" correctly, why are you bothering to argue with them? |
| 1.1 01:15 |
| Boy, it's kinda hard to believe I'm gonna run for governor of Minnesota this year |
| 16.12 18:36 |
| Hey look, it's one of the illegal acts amongst many committed by ICE & friends in Minnesota that @keithellison.bsky.social has been uncharacteristically silent about
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| 11.12 19:34 |
| Sigh....
If/when this guy files for the GOP nomination for governor of Minnesota, I will do my best to be lined up right behind him so I can immediately also file for the same nomination.
Any interested parties in being my running mate/future lieutenant governor, reach out!
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| 30.10 17:29 |
| Aw geez I'm sure gonna miss all those Minnesota Rusco ads that have been on the local news every day "♫ since 1955 ♫" |
| 30.8.25 16:27 |
| Rev. CRZ says Rep. Emmer and those who support his ideas can fuck allllllllllll the way off |
| 24.7.25 23:05 |
| Ah yes, he of the unilateral "return to office" order which MAPE were told by MMB was a non-negotiable item. Sometimes I idly wonder how a strike by state workers might look for him nationally if the tentative agreement somehow happened to be voted down by the union
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| 22.4.25 19:02 |
| I wonder what the Senator consistently hears from Bluesky. Or perhaps I should say "if" as I've never seen any indication her communication here is anything but one-way
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| 24.3.25 17:39 |
| OOPSIE: KARE 11's online story about Jennifer Carnahan announcing a run for Justin Eichorn's MN Senate seat currently has the wrong video — from a 2021 story when she resigned as MN GOP chair following coverage of her link with convicted sex trafficker Tony Lazzaro: https://www.kare11.com/article/news/politics/former-minnesota-gop-chairperson-to-run-for-eichorns-senate-district-6a-seat-grand-rapids/89-a675c64d-4ff6-4da2-a5b5-1ce83086f183 |
| 4.2.25 15:30 |
| My other senator also stands (sits?) ready to listen while apparently also not doing anything
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| 3.2.25 16:57 |
| Wonder who "we" is for the senator today
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| 3.1.25 17:16 |
| Row the boat in the mayonnaise! |
| 30.12.24 19:02 |
| Shoot, I'd run for the open SD60 seat but I think a lot of other people are already running
BUT I can't be a perennial candidate if I don't occasionally file for offices and appear on ballots |
| 18.11.24 21:23 |
| AG Ellison has joined Bluesky and I just said a silent prayer in addition to leaving Twitter, he has left behind his distressing habit of retweeting so that all Americans will see this |
| 27.6.23 16:22 | 
 | Passed on trying to get a selfie with the governor at the Stassen Building but at least I DID get to smirk with a mouthful of sugar cookie at the lieutenant governor as she was hustled out #rowr #shehasahusband #iworepantsforthis (Minnesota State Capitol) |
| 18.6.23 17:52 |
|  | 2023's latest innovation space for foods what taste like other foods is Jack Link deciding to team up with fellow Frito-Lay stablemates...umm, Frito-Lay...to bring you new exciting tastes in dried meat. These have actually been around for months and more than one of you has been after me thinking this is something I'd be interested in, and you're right, but it took some intense messages from cousin Adam to finally get me to pay real cash to pick them up.
First, on the right, Jack Link's Flamin' Hot beef jerky. This annoys me right off the bat because Flaimin' Hot WHAT? Flamin' Hot Mtn Dew? Well, all that this is is another way to say "only kinda spicy." I don't even think the heat rose to the level of flamin' in any way. Maybe Minnesota spicy?
The Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos beef jerky, on the other hand, were complicated and delicious, just like your favourite purple baggéd Doritos. I'd definitely spring for them again.
One thing I didn't notice on these bags is that you're supposed to refrigerate them after opening. I always find it hard to believe one doesn't just eat the entire bag all at once...these're pretty small as far as serving size. Also, they're so heavily dried and preserved I have to think that's some lawyer talking.
These are also available as meat sticks! I bought them, too, but haven't cracked them open yet. |
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| 13.6.23 12:58 |
|  | Hey Minnesotans, you can get 8 more free rona tests if you haven't placed an order for June yet - I'll try to remind you just after July 1st, too :) https://sayyeshometest.org/ |
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| 30.5.23 15:48 | 
| Minnesota's making marijuana legal on a Tuesday. That's gonna make it a REALLY long weekend for some folks! |
| 9.5.23 15:00 |
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| 5.4.23 19:14 |
| Minnesota: We could do worse
Hey, I just accidentally developed a new state motto, too! RT : It's just a mess.
Anyway I decided to make my own modest proposal. It includes the loon on a pond (much better symbol of the state), a reference to our amazing science an technology industries, a tree that actually grows here, and a brand new state motto IN ENGLISH.
Enjoy! https://pic.twitter.com/fNA0wTJTzM |
| 25.3.23 02:01 |
| Oh good, it's 2am helicopter season. AGAIN. RT : Minnesota State Patrol aircraft (a B407) was seen near Como Park, St. Paul, MN at approximately 06:36 UTC squawking 354 https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=a04b89&zoom=13 https://pic.twitter.com/5EyB6lM8qw |
| 24.2.23 11:39 |
| Happy Shen Yun Weekend to all Minnesotans who celebrate (and/or, more likely, celebrate Shen Yun ads finally ending) |
| 20.2.23 01:55 |
| Three day weekend for everybody but the pigs flying noisy helicopter N119SP https://pic.twitter.com/j0rObJnWlS |
| 17.1.23 11:35 |
| Not a bad day, I got to QRT both senators in the same minute (and have surely been placed on somebody's list as a result) |
| 17.1.23 11:33 |
| https://twitter.com/SenTinaSmith/status/1615399474691731462 RT : Minnesotans have a clear advantage in today’s crossword! https://pic.twitter.com/eLVBGcybM4 |
| 20.11.22 18:30 |
| Hooray the Vikings game is over and they can finally switch Minnesota TV to a competitive....err, 14 point game |
| 17.11.22 08:07 |
| RT : Here in Minnesota, we stand with and value our trans neighbors. |
| 9.11.22 13:42 |
| Hmm, I wonder how they'll weasel out of legalising marijuana THIS time RT : The Senate DFL Caucus is thrilled to announce that we have FLIPPED THE MN SENATE! Minnesota's voters made it abundantly clear that they want to end the gridlock and move Minnesota forward. We celebrate this victory and are ready to get to work! https://pic.twitter.com/qpd3F6WTOC |
| 4.11.22 14:17 |
| I hope, after is re-elected, he returns to Moon Palace for, like, a hundred new photos posing with the Antifa handbook |
| 28.10.22 15:40 |
| Frank texted me back! It was WAY too long and I didn't read it. I suspect I failed to change his mind. |
| 28.10.22 14:28 |
| Geez, wonder which 2008 Ron Paul voter list Martha's campaign bought https://pic.twitter.com/8GX0gr2977 |
| 28.10.22 09:54 |
| You can take the boy out of WCCO, but taking WCCO out of the boy... |
| 25.10.22 11:30 |
| And now the all clear has been sent out as the suspect is in custody. As you were, everybody! https://pic.twitter.com/vaHmgcH9Zp |
| 25.10.22 11:22 |
| New alert tightens up the "Shelter in Place" area to 36/Snelling to Larpenteur/Victoria in Roseville https://pic.twitter.com/NDF3YQay9C |
| 25.10.22 11:05 |
| Thanks for a quick update! |
| 25.10.22 11:04 |
| RT : If you received an emergency alert notice on your phone today, the incident occurred in Roseville near Har Mar Mall & notice inadvertently went out wider than intended. More information forthcoming from City of Roseville. RT : ***CIVIL DANGER WARNING***
All of Ramsey County including Downtown St Paul
Shelter in place - Homicide suspect at large described at 17year old white male
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| 25.10.22 11:02 |
| The homicide was in Roseville near Har Mar Mall - yeeeeeeeaaaaah probably overkill to text me and everybody else all the way over here |
| 25.10.22 10:59 |
| But guys, fix that typo, please, I get really obsessive about that kinda stuff |
