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RT @MNAuroraFC: And as the whistle blows…AURORA GOES!!

After reigning the top of the table in the
@USLWLeague inaugural season, Minnesota Aurora FC is headed to the playoffs.

Keep your calendars open for July 13th at TCO Stadium
24.6 14:25 
Stolen from Ollie, but maybe you know me and don't know him.

I will now throw my hat in the ring and offer to host a vacation to Minnesota to any of my out-of-state female friends who find themselves needing one. I can offer a place to stay and transportation to whatever scenic sites one may wish to explore.
14.6 21:36 
Made it to the big Malört "Welcome to Minnesota" party and I may already have regrets (Mortimers)
26.5 21:05 
Tonight, the Aurora FC joined the pantheon of Minnesota sports in the most Minnesotan way possible, allowing an equalizer in the 90th minute to end with a 1-1 draw. Still.....they didn't lose! Five more chances for a home win this season and it's still a fun time (for Eagan)
26.5 20:49 
That's so Minnesotan
#Aurora 1 #glory 1
26.5 18:41 
I never thought I'd say this but LET'S GO MINNESOTA - BEAT GREEN BAY (inaugural USL W match for the Minnesota Aurora FC!)
(TCO Stadium Eagan)
10.5 19:28 
@FiddleElphier No no I'm NOT running. NOT
10.5 19:10 
All these choices are terrible but I always said I'd only run for governor as a Republican so you wouldn't have to vote for the pillow man in the primary and fortunately I don't see him here

(Check that, I remember ALSO saying I'd run for governor if it would get me
@verified) RT @JohnCroman: For the record, here's the slate of gubernatorial candidates on this weekend's Minnesota GOP convention endorsement ballot. The official candidate filing period runs from May 17 to May 31, so technically many others could still file to run in the August primary.
20.4 18:58 
Wow! Big if true. Have you thought about talking to the governor about how to make this happen for the state? RT @GovTimWalz: It's time to legalize adult-use cannabis and expunge cannabis convictions in Minnesota.
29.3 17:37 
Four more free tests by mail for Minnesotans "for a limited time" so go ahead and just click right now

(Shared from Order Your Free At-Home Rapid Tests / COVID-19 Updates and Information - State of Minnesota)
Order Your Free At-Home Rapid Tests
29.3 17:34 
RT @GovTimWalz: Minnesotans, we’re making it even easier to get a COVID test.
Order your free at-home test online starting today:
19.3 14:44 
RT @HennepinSheriff: The Hennepin County Sheriff's Office offers free Opioid education and Naloxone training classes. The next class is Tuesday, March 22 at 5:00 pm and it is available in-person and virtually.

Register for class by clicking on the link:
10.3 15:29 
@swampynomo Don't get me started on our gubernatorial candidates
10.3 15:06 
Hey remember when our county sheriff got suuuuper drunk, drove about a hundred twenty-[Delta]eight, crashed his SUV, lied to the responders while reaching for his gun belt AND didn't resign or even lose his license? Good times
10.3 14:53 
*I* am asking that the State Patrol park the helicopters they already use every f'in night for unnecessary surveillance and trauma to our neighborhoods and return the money to the state RT @mollypeonies: The MN State Patrol is seeking $45 million for more helicopters. The hearing is today.
24.2 00:22 
RT @GovTimWalz: Here in Minnesota, we stand with and value our trans youth.
14.2 20:01 
@OOWrestling Well, it's the men right now, but I guess they're also cute in their own Minnesotan way
4.2 16:31 
To be fair, Walz also wanted Hutch to resign and Hutch responded by reaching for some more Delta 8 gummies, so maybe I won't hold my breath on that RT @MNReformer: NEW: Gov. Walz calls for further limits on no-knock warrants after police kill Amir Locke in predawn raid via @mnreformer
3.2 11:33 
RT @entertain_mn: A leader in the Twin Cities reggae scene for three decades, Jamaican singer Lynval Jackson is providing a much-needed warmup to Minnesotans now with his band's new weekly Bunker's gig & this weekend's annual Bob Marley tributes.
9.1 07:52 
.@paulinaporizkov Call me - Minnesota's closer than you might think (although yes, is as cold as you think - but my house is warm?)
8.12 12:59 
23 minutes from the emailed press release from the DPS/State Patrol to Sheriff Hutch's mea culpa here on the tweetie
8.12 12:57 
RT @HennepinSheriff:
8.12 12:54 
(Confimed not a coinkydink) RT @janashortal: Hennepin County Sheriff Dave Hutchinson being investigated for DUI - in statement Hutchinson said : "I made the inexcusable decision to drive after drinking alcohol and I am deeply sorry. I take full responsibility for my actions and am prepared to accept the consequences..."
8.12 12:45 
...impairment, which is standard procedure when impairment is suspected in a crash and a person is transported to the hospital.

Charges are pending based on the results of the sample and a review of the case by the Douglas County Attorney’s office.

8.12 12:45 Alomere Hospital. He was believed to have been wearing a seat belt.

Douglas County Sheriff’s deputies responded to the crash scene and suspected impairment.

A Minnesota State Trooper obtained a warrant and collected a (urine) sample from Hutchinson to determine... (2/4)
8.12 12:45 
Hutchinson was the only occupant of the vehicle which is owned by Hennepin County.

The Minnesota State Patrol is unable to comment further at this time due to the ongoing investigation." (4/4)
8.12 12:45 
DPS: "The Minnesota State Patrol is investigating a single vehicle rollover crash that took place around 2:30 a.m., five miles east of Alexandria on I-94.

The driver, David Hutchinson of Bloomington, sustained non-life-threatening injuries and was transported by ambulance (1/4)
8.12 12:38 
Hey so is this the sheriff or just an amazing coincidence?
2.11 16:16 
@d_feldman Technically, it would eliminate standard time as we'd be on DST permanently? I think we should probably switch it up completely and call it Minnesota Standard Time because CST and CDT would become "interchangeable" terms with someone (me) aways saying they're using the wrong one
15.10 14:10 
Oh no, I only have six weeks to declutter the living areas RT @KrissiTrash87: Hey @MinnesotaMunn I'll be in town for the first two weeks of December... Can't wait to catch up
24.9 01:07 
Back and forth and back and forth and whyyyyyyyyy RT @policeoverhead: Minnesota State Patrol #N115SP (SR22) was spotted near Dayton's Bluff, St. Paul, MN at approx 05:16 UTC squawking 355 #MSP
11.8 17:09 
RT @webster: Interesting. (And I mean that in the most Minnesotan sense of the word.) RT @StarTribune: Star Tribune chair Jean Taylor will become CEO of of American Public Media Group, the parent company for Minnesota Public Radio.
10.8 01:51 
I preordered my copy! RT @TwinCollage: The first issue of NORTH STAR COLLAGE, a zine featuring 24 Minnesota-based collage artists, is available for preorder now!
9.7 01:04 
FU, MSP RT @policeoverhead: Minnesota State Patrol aircraft #N118SP (B407) was spotted near North End, St. Paul, MN at approximately 05:33 UTC squawking 354 #MSP
27.5.21 16:57 
Hey 'sotans, get vax'd and collect your cool bribe

(Shared from Vaccine Rewards / COVID-19 Updates and Information - State of Minnesota)
Did you get your COVID-19 in June? Get a reward!
12.4.21 15:45 
...but be home by 7 or else RT @mnhumanrights: Ramadan Mubarak to Minnesota’s Muslim communities. We wish you a blessed and peaceful Ramadan. #ramadanmubarak
3.4.21 00:04 
Believe (more) survivors. Deplatform abusers.

(Shared from Har Mar Superstar faces further accusations, fallout from supporters)
Another woman said singer Sean Tillmann assaulted her at his home as Minnesota companies cut ties with him.
9.3.21 12:52 
Hope everyone's having a spectacular Nic Zapko Day! RT @JohnCroman: Happy Birthday to @niczapko !! It’s officially her day today in Minnesota
8.3.21 18:28 
Local news has three sponsors but at least they all get to run their spot five times during the same half hour newscast. Why DOES Casey from Minnesota bath wear a three piece suit but no tie?
18.2.21 23:51 
Hey, Minnesota! Keep spreading this link (instead of the rona)!
18.2.21 12:18 
RT @MayorDanRoe: In plow naming news... RT @MnDOT: It’s finally time: voting is now open in our Name a Snowplow Contest! You blew us away with nearly 24,000 ideas – we’ve narrowed the list down to 50 finalists, and now it’s your turn to vote for your favorites! VOTE NOW:
18.2.21 09:44 

(Shared from Vaccine Connector / COVID-19 Updates and Information - State of Minnesota)
Sign up to be notified when a vaccine is available for you.
18.2.21 08:53 
RT @webster: Minnesota has launched a Vaccine Connector website. Regardless of your eligibility, you can (but don’t have to) register and enter details about your job and health conditions, and be notified when you can get the COVID-19 vaccine. or by phone 833-431-2053
6.12.20 22:25 
Just read about Mark Dayton getting hitched. I can't wait to find out which 8-year-old out there will want to marry me in 25 years! Well... I guess I have to wait 25 years actually
2.11.20 15:27 
Albert Raley and Darlene Raley />R19 Boddie and Eric Stoneham (C.U.P.) />*Jason Stanek and Taylor Motari
*Frederick Michael Carl Frederickson and Todd William Larson />Debroah (sic) Ann Rouse and Sheila Cannon />*Andrew Palmiscno and Kyle Palmiscno
Mark Charles and Adrian Wallace />Brian Carroll and Amar Patel (American Solidarity) />Michael Laboch and Raechelle Pope
Kasey Wells and Rachel Wells />*Ryan J. Gilmer and Brent S. Duncan,nm3681364 />Don Blankenship and William Alan Mohr (Constitution) />Mary Ruth Caro Simmons and Sherne Dow />*Patrick Whitcomb and Jason Horine
Darlo (sic) Hunter and Dawn Neptune Adams (Progressive) />Katherine Forbes (Kate Forbes) and Heath King
Barbara Bellar and Kendra Ann Bryant
Shawn Howard and Alyssa Howard />Marcus E Sykes and James Edward Mcfadden />Tom Hoefling and Andy Prior (Life, Liberty, Constitution) />Demetra Wysinger and Cedric D. Jefferson

*only registered in Minnesota

I'm sure I've put so many URLs in here that there's no WAY you'll ever be allowed to see it, but Facebook's all about voter suppression, right? Heh

Note: some of these are surely ineligible as you're not supposed to nominate a Pres AND Veep residing in the same state - we anxiously await all court challenges
2.11.20 14:18 
Mark Charles and Adrian Wallace (Independent) (9A/9)
21.10.20 19:47 
Alternate theory: every time she starts a tweet with "As the only senator to have worked for Planned Parenthood"
21.10.20 19:46 
Theory: Senator Smith's poll numbers go down every time she sends out a tweet asking for five bucks RT @TinaSmithMN: BREAKING: A new poll has our opponent within ONE POINT of us. With 13 days to go, we've got to work as hard as we can to connect with as many voters as possible. But we need the resources to do it. Can you chip in $5 right now?
19.10.20 02:00 

(Shared from Blue Sun Soda Shop)
After weeks, even months, possibly years of us teasing you the time has finally come.
Blue Sun Soda Shop has expanded and we are over-the-top happy to announce our new location in Richfield Minnesota.
We hope you can visit and let us know what you think of the new store. It is a smaller version of Blue Sun Soda Shop but we managed to pack all the fun into a smaller space.
Open now for all your sugar love.
Blue Sun Soda Shop
6433 Penn Ave South
Richfield, MN. 55423

Thank you to all of our fans.
We truly do love you.
2.10.20 00:52 
@realMikeLindell: I will be speaking in Iowa today with the @VP at @theFAMiLYLEADER Faith in Leadership: America’s Need for Revival event!
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