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Wed 19:47 
Alternate theory: every time she starts a tweet with "As the only senator to have worked for Planned Parenthood"
Wed 19:46 
Theory: Senator Smith's poll numbers go down every time she sends out a tweet asking for five bucks RT @TinaSmithMN: BREAKING: A new poll has our opponent within ONE POINT of us. With 13 days to go, we've got to work as hard as we can to connect with as many voters as possible. But we need the resources to do it. Can you chip in $5 right now?
Mon 02:00 

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2.10 00:52 
@realMikeLindell: I will be speaking in Iowa today with the @VP at @theFAMiLYLEADER Faith in Leadership: America’s Need for Revival event!
2.10 00:38 
RT @pdouglasweather: Wednesday evening the president attended a fundraiser with top Minnesota GOP leaders and candidates for office inside the home of Marty Davis in Shorewood. Are they being asked to quarantine? @StarTribune @wccoradio
2.10 00:37 
So how many Minnesota chum(p)s were on Air Force One for that Duluth thing? Is the MyPillow guy being contact traced?
29.9 21:58 
Amusing(?) to see Angie Craig light money on fire for ad buys given her election was pushed to February because the Legal Weed party opponent died
15.9 19:22 
I DIDN'T EAT THAT: Finally throwing out all my not-Top Ramen with freshness dates in years such as 2007 and 2005 (it's entirely possible I bought some of these before moving to Minnesota?!) RIP chicken+Creamora noodles, strange economy brand noodles and interesting imported delicacies I'll never know because I needed to eat white rice for the ten thousandth time
4.9 16:27 
Please, Senator Smith, stop asking me for five dollars RT @Politics_Polls: MINNESOTA
Biden 52% (+8)
Trump 44%
Smith (D-inc) 49% (+8)
Lewis (R) 41%

@ppppolls 9/3-4
3.9 14:50 
I find it nearly impossible to believe that Minnesota would go red come November - and Sen. Smith repeatedly tweeting out some poll or other on her way to begging me for five bucks isn't exactly swaying me either
30.8 06:06 
RT @outagedetect: Major Internet #outage detected: #CenturyLink in #Minnesota since 5:05 AM, impacting #Duluth #MapleGrove #Osseo +12 areas

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#CenturyLinkHelp #CenturyLinkdown #CenturyLinkoutage #nointernet #EarlyMorning
22.7 15:05 
@TheFakeWill1 MDH had a statement about a "data management system transition" over the weekend which assigned some cases to the "wrong" day. It's not on their site today but was yesterday and quoted in various spots such as
9.7 13:36 
Nuanced RT @EricLuceroMN: It was recently reported Gov. Walz is considering a unilateral edict with a stroke of his pen to MANDATE masks upon everybody in Minnesota.

Do you support Gov. Walz continuing to usurp the Legislative Branch, violate the Constitution & create his own laws as an unchecked king?
(poll results)
24.6 12:49 
Andy broke the news to me that the last Fuddrucker's in Minnesota did not survive the pandemic, but if I wanted to participate in the auction for their fixtures, now was the time. I just don't have room for a Hobart or their enormous restroom mirror (or DO I.....hmm) but I must admit, the idea that I could have their "cheese warmer" in my kitchen carries appeal.....
4.6 08:13 
Capitalizing "potato" is KINDA a typo RT @MSP_Traffic: Evidently WB Hwy 212 is closed in Chaska between Hwy 41 and Engler due to a Potato spill. Not a typo.
31.5 13:03 
RT @MrFesser: What steps are being taken to identify officers and soldiers who shot and arrested journalists and people in their own homes? Will those people be relieved of duty for any amount of time? Face any consequences? What will those be? When, EXACTLY, can we expect to see them?
31.5 13:03 
RT @MrFesser: I want to hear something concrete from @GovTimWalz today about how police misconduct last night is going to be addressed. Not "I'm sorry", or "I take responsibility", or (god help us) "We're going to send in more troops". Enough platitudes and escalation of force. CONSEQUENCES.
31.5 12:27 
RT @kfaiFMradio: ask for accountability of Walz, Frey, Freeman et al on the clear and documented assaults on credentialed journalists and passive citizens following your orders to stay in their homes.
17.4 10:27 
Oh, it's the dudes picketing the governor's mansion. Meh. Freedom still includes the freedom to do really stupid shit, I suppose
17.4 10:24 
??? RT @realDonaldTrump: LIBERATE MINNESOTA!
30.3 10:23 
RT @mnhealth: We’re working with #CovidNearYou to gather data about #COVID-19. Sign up at to report how you’re feeling—whether you’re healthy or have symptoms. This will help us learn more about the virus so we can make decisions about how to best protect Minnesotans.
18.3 22:18 
In news nobody's paying attention to - possibly rightly so - Governor Weld, who attempted to primary President Trump, finally threw in the towel. It would have been nice to have that vector to cast a protest vote, but the Minnesota GOP only put one name on the ballot along with a "write-in" space.
13.3 14:34 
RT @mnhealth: Today, @GovTimWalz and @MDHCommMalcolm announced strategies to slow the spread of #COVIDー19 in Minnesota, including canceling or postponing events until further notice. More information is on our website:
4.3 11:13 
Yesterday in MN:
Trump - 137047 votes
Warren - 114746 votes
I just found that surprising
8.10.19 13:57 
"Dear Christopher Zimmerman,

Thank you for your interest in the ITS4 Knowledge Management position with MNIT Services and the State of Minnesota. The posting has been cancelled and will be reposted in the near future. Please watch the Careers website if you are still interested.

For current openings with the State of Minnesota, please call the Job Information Line at (651) 259-3637 or go to:

Note to Veterans: The email serves as notification per the requirements of Minnesota Statutes Chapter 43A.11, Veterans Preference.

Again, thank you for taking time to apply and your interest in working for MNIT Services and the State of Minnesota.


WOW. Guess they didn't hire either of us.

It took them five months and five days to decide not to fill that req.

I suppose I'd apply again but I may be too busy with the new job to talk to them by that time.
21.8.19 19:04 
26.7.19 13:27 
Holy buckets, Kim and I strapped into Pikachuu v1 and left Silicon Valley for the Twin Cities fifteen years ago. (EDIT: 15 years ago tomorrow morning, actually - I better fix this status!) SO glad for all my Minnesota (and beyond) people I've met since then! But also a little sad I haven't hardly spent any time with my California people since then. I still love you all!
18.4.19 15:24 

Thank you for applying for the Technology Training & Documentation Professional position with the Office of Information Technology at the University of Minnesota. While you certainly have many excellent qualifications, we have elected to move forward with other candidates whose skills and experience provide a better match for the specific needs of this position.

I encourage your continued interest in employment opportunities with the University of Minnesota. Please visit the employment system website at to view other available positions. This web site is updated regularly as new positions become available.

I wish you the best in your future career endeavors!


Don't let the form letter fool you - I'm pretty sure it was because I asked for too much money. ;-)
7.2.19 17:58 
It wasn't a fire, it was dust!

No, wait! I mean "I was home the entire time!

,,,which I suppose isn't exactly an alibi

#HireCRZ RT @DublDownDrew: Fire at a data center in Minnesota....hmmmm where was @crz?
27.1.19 20:40 
RT @JohnCroman: Couldn’t help notice the heading used by @MelisaFranzen and @RepFreiberg for announcement of news conference on recreational marijuana bill
6.11.18 22:41 
Aw, I was kinda hoping Sen. Smith winning would mean she'd stop doing three tweet speeches
5.2.18 12:00 
Photos from the Season Ticket Holder party at the Science Museum of Minnesota. Jimmy Butler was 30 minutes late and we only had an hour to try to hit all six stations - fortunately, I started near the front of the line for Jimmy and MGH's station...I may have done this before.

(Last year's is at
1.11.17 15:24 
@MSPvotes Hoo boy 19.9.17 15:14 
Start seeing pandas RT @MnDPS_MSP: Is that a panda head? On someone riding a sport bike? Yes, it is. This is not safe! Make sure you can see & be seen. 24.8.17 18:40 
Remembering Verne Gagne #mnstatefair #awa #mn @ Fine Arts-Minnesota State Fair 30.6.17 15:03 
Friday was dominated by the rose garden, followed by another awesome barcade and a bar that Sarah worked at which ended up overrun with Minnesotans and former Minnesotans
25.5.17 02:02 
RT @pyry: I invite Fitbit to walk to Minnesota, yes, that one right there on the map 1.3.17 00:58 
RT @TCAntiHate: Just announced - My Refuge is Humanity: Music and Poetry Celebrating Immigrants and Refugees in Minnesota! 23.1.17 12:42 
On Saturday, January 28th, please join us at @[224638661043512:274:Healing Elements] for a community gathering exploring Standing Rock and the resistance to the Dakota Access Pipeline.

Presented by @[246094422473955:274:Twin Cities Anti-Hate Directive], @[224638661043512:274:Healing Elements] and @[540616425959261:274:Sift Gluten Free].

Suggested donation $5+
All donations benefit the @[982635285195628:274:Medic Healer Council]

Event features a short film, speakers, a community discussion and banner making.

General itinerary:
• 4 to 4:30pm: Coffee + social time including complimentary refreshments
• 4:30pm: Short films
• 5:15pm: Speakers Miranda L. (White Earth Anishinaabe activist) + Carolyn H. (@[103744903024220:274:MN350: Building a Climate Movement in Minnesota] )
• Community discussion / Q+A follows the speakers (moderated by @[246094422473955:274:Twin Cities Anti-Hate Directive])
• 7pm: Performance by @[680243895410231:274:Mama Caught Fire]

Complimentary treats provided by @[540616425959261:274:Sift Gluten Free]
Herbal tea provided by @[224638661043512:274:Healing Elements]
Coffee provided by @[186134782763:274:Tiny Footprint Coffee]
3.1.17 16:47 
Now that Ilhan Omar has been sworn in, I think I'm OK to finally unfollow Phyllis Kahn (after being sure to Google something today) 28.11.16 17:19 
@MinnesotaMunn @TargetCtrEats Primo reference, Munn 6.11.16 01:30 
So do Minnesota bars stay open the extra hour tonight and would that make me feel twice as bad for being home TWO hours early instead of one? (And did WCCO already proclaim this a Good Question?) 1.11.16 11:57 
The children are our future - but, fortunately, not our immediate future.

Results of the Minnesota student mock election:
Trump 35%!&(MISSING)#xA;Clinton 33%!&(MISSING)#xA;Legal Marijuana Now Party candidate 5.9%!&(MISSING)#xA;Johnson 5.7%!&(MISSING)#xA;Stein 3.6%!&(MISSING)#xA;McMullin 2.2%!&(MISSING)#xA;DeLaFuente 1.5%!&(MISSING)#xA;Castle 1.3%!&(MISSING)#xA;Socialist Workers Party candidate 0.9%!&(MISSING)#xA;
All write-ins combined 9%!<(MISSING)/title>;; Office of the State Of Minnesota Secretary of State

Office of the State Of Minnesota Secretary of State
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26.9.16 11:45 
HOORAY PROPERTY TAX REBATE! Geez, those things take forever 27.6.16 18:23 
Sources: Minnesota declining option on forward Damjan Rudez, who shot 41 percent on 3's for Pacers in 2014-'15. Another shooter on market. 16.6.16 12:44 
#tbt This grouping of terribly unattractive head shots are every license I've had in Minnesota. The second time I had my photo taken I had unwittingly worn the exact same shirt as the first time, so I made sure to keep that streak going forever...although that shirt is pretty ratty these days. Back then I never weighed myself, so I'd just add 10 pounds every time I re-upped, figuring that would be close. Looking at my fat face for a few years on the most recent license DID give me some motivation to at least put a battery back in the scale and get to work. I'm not REALLY walking around at 185 right now, but that's because of all the muscle I've put on which is keeping me from getting there. Yeah, let's go with that. While I'm being fully my last physical, it was confirmed that I'm really more like 5'11½". The beard isn't THAT bad but we'll see how I feel about having it on there for the next four years, barring any government action mandating we all get some "enhanced ID" before this one expires. (Circa July 2004, May 2008, June 2012, last Monday)
6.6.16 21:43 
Well, maybe we can get Governor Dayton to declare it CRZ Day NEXT year...or do I have to die first, too? Cos I plan on never dying, so 3.6.16 11:15 
RT @webster: Here's what I've been working on: Hennepin County Sheriff circumvents state to expand facial recognition database 2.5.16 22:35 
Are you like me, Minnesota?
Do you wish KARE 11 would tweet just one more tweet about heroin tonight?
15.3.16 18:18