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Thu 15:51 
It's 90º so I'm going to that beach I'm the mayor of
28.5 20:33 
Ah, THERE'S the rain
20.5 18:38 
Turned the boiler back on #brr
16.5 14:57 
From the looks of my FB timeline, I'm the only person in Minneapolis who slept through the big thunder and expect my medal will be arriving shortly
15.5 13:12 
I wonder if I can go get the beef jerky out of my car without it raining on me
14.5 17:22 
We have 86°! #mspwx
14.5 15:53 
It's 85° so I pushed this button for the first time this year #mspwx
18.1 21:15 
It's warm enough to wash my hair, right?
18.1 15:16 
Shoot, it's SHORTS weather #mspwx
16.1 21:06 
Scary icy tonight, already. Be careful if you have to navigate!
26.12 02:22 
On the one hand, some of the thermometers tell me it's frickin' 40º right now (which is shorts weather, let's be honest) despite it being in the 0200 hour, but on the other hand the wind is REALLY whipping up to the point where I can hear it quite easily from inside the house. I have a hunch that everything outside's going to be covered in a sheet of glazed ice by the time I really wake up later. Fortunately, I'm not working this week!
11.12 15:08 
Winter is here - just gave my first eye roll to an Arthur Ave SE cross country skiier
19.11 22:01 
Oh. #brr
18.11 12:29 
PANTS UPDATE: I wore pants. Winter is officially here
18.11 03:21 
I want a refund RT @Markysparkly: 2:09AM Snowupdate, nothing in sight as of yet. Temp says 46ºf.
28.9 13:42 
RT @happifydesign: Scott Seekins is wearing black, people. Pull out the wool! #mnwx
22.9 08:28 
"Only" 1.5" in the rain gauge this morning #mspwx #55414
15.9.16 16:06 
Just as I was thinking "man, I am timing my leaving work perfectly with the oncoming torrential downpour" I started hearing rain on the roof
15.9.16 16:06 
RT @dream_salad: Oh no. This rain is poorly timed.
14.9.16 18:26 
SHUT UP, FACEBOOK
19.8.16 02:25 
After waiting, what, all day for it to finally rain, it finally rained between Grumpy's and the house - and then the weather radio kicked on to let me know storm's a'comin'. I dunno, if I'd actually been asleep at this time, I might have been pissed off at the relatively weak warning just announced. We'll see if I feel differently in a coupla hours, I s'pose. How ya likin' this accent I'm typing in, folks
22.7.16 18:51 
A little scared to leave the conditioned air of my office
12.7.16 04:08 
It's bad enough trying to sleep in this sweatbox but tonight I ALSO got to unwittingly host another episode of "Find the Dying Smoke Alarm and Replace Its Battery Without Breaking Your Tired Neck So The Beep, The Beep, The Beeping Will Stop," which I WON, but...I don't really FEEL like a winner. I just feel...kinda damp.
11.7.16 23:41 
You've finished strong tonight, bot. Good bot. RT @crz_ebooks: Do we blame the weather?
11.7.16 22:02 
This ain't right #mspwx https://pic.twitter.com/eAfJZTTnm6
5.7.16 18:19 
Hoooooly shit you guys. Top 5 "white knuckle" drive home for sure. Soooo dark. Whiteout condition, but with rain. Standing water EVERYWHERE. No end of PTS flashbacks to the LAST time I submerged a car and totalled it. Branches down, entire trees down, light poles actually swaying from gusts, on Malcolm I saw a power line make a downed branch look like a road flare had been set. I really should have left work about 30 minutes earlier, but thankfully the car still runs and so do I. Power should be out any minute now (the flashing clocks indicate we at least blinked out once already). Hopefully all this is done in an hour or two and I can run all the errands I was planning on doing right now. But for now....snacks
5.7.16 17:53 
I...didn't get out in time #mspwx
11.6.16 03:52 
Still too hot to bike...or do anything, really
25.4.16 10:06 
I'm wearing pants today.
I am NOT happy about this development
#mspwx
9.4.16 04:10 
Holee cats it's cold outside tonight
2.4.16 15:24 
RT @NWSTwinCities: If the skies clear, you have a good chance Visible #Aurora is Possible across much tonight. #mnwx #wiwx #MSP #EAU https:…
2.4.16 02:25 
Hey wait. It SNOWED?!
23.3.16 09:40 
Snowflakes in Roseville
18.3.16 19:00 
IT'S SNOWING
7.3.16 17:26 
I can tell it's 60 outside because it's 80 in my office
19.2.16 09:42 
I'm that guy wearing shorts today because the thermometer said 41º
#mspwx
18.2.16 18:03 
Welp, better lay out some shorts to wear tomorrow
13.2.16 04:46 
Look I WANTED to leave the house, but it's allegedly -7 out there and I have way more bourbon than I need here (also it's almost 5am)
3.2.16 00:22 
RT @NWSTwinCities: The MSP Int'l airport reported a storm total of 8.8" as of midnight. #mnwx
31.1.16 15:19 
Shorts weather! Man, I wish I'd worn shorts. But I had to open the moon roof, at least. (43°)
18.1.16 14:01 
RT @NWSTwinCities: The temperature has risen to 0 degrees F at MSP, ending approximately 46 consecutive hours of sub-zero temperatures since 4 PM Saturday.
17.1.16 03:17 
It's now so cold out that I either have to use the upstairs toilet or test flush before using the downstairs toilet. That's a little extra information just for you.
10.1.16 02:03 
Yaknow...you forget how 7 below feels until you have to walk a block in it to get back to the car. Hashtag weather.
9.1.16 19:15 
Current official temperature at The KZiM Tower: 0.1ºF
soooo close.
29.12.15 03:49 
Stop me if you've heard this one before, but it didn't snow NEARLY as much as it would have if I had left the work laptop at work...
26.12.15 02:30 
Whooooooa snow. Just enough to cover all the ice in the Triple Rock parking lot and make sure I fell on my ass not once but twice while trying to uncover the car. Fortunately, the part I fell on doesn't hurt much, but I definitely lost all desire to drive anywhere but home.
13.12.15 08:00 
Turns out I'm way wetter than expected. #nocontext
12.12.15 17:12 
In order to minimize Monday's snowfall, I'm now going to drive back to work to bring home my laptop. YOU'RE WELCOME (in advance)
5.12.15 15:17 
It's DECEMBER and I'm comfortable sitting out on the front steps. I may now officially be El Niño's biggest fan.
5.12.15 11:04 
It's 43°?! I may have to find some yard work to do!
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