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12.9.17 16:19 
RT @ShabazzMuhammad: Minny I’m backkkk!!! Let’s make this playoff run!! #TWolves https://pic.twitter.com/KVsCbHRrRe
6.9.17 14:01 
Shoot, they didn't wish me all the best in my future endeavours
29.8.17 17:48 
Really?! I think he blocked me last time around RT @wojespn: New Orleans is trying to re-sign F Dante Cunningham, but Minnesota is proving to be one suitor tough to beat on him, sources tell ESPN.
17.8.17 17:40 
Here's the script I read last night (EDIT: redated post, so technically "tonight") and a couple selfies from their head shot background. I went out into the floor of Xcel and sat at a table with a mic and a binder with another copy of the script. I didn't flub any words, stop/start or (most importantly) run out of breath in the middle of any long sentences. However, I don't know if I really wowed anybody either - I'd characterize my "performance" as "competent but unremarkable." It was still a blast and I did close by saying "Thanks, let's play hockey" over the PA. Thanks to the Timberwolves organization for making the opportunity available to any idiot off the street! And especially thanks to YOU for the well wishes and positive vibes - it definitely didn't hurt!
17.8.17 13:08 
Hey if you got some good vibes to share, think of me around 1740 because that's the scheduled time for my audition for Public Address announcer for the Timberwolves (aka "guy who yells out IT'S A THREEEEEEEEEEEEE") tonight! Also, haha, people are showing up at the wrong building ALREADY. Apparently there were over 300 people who applied; I have NO idea how they'll all do a five minute script read in one day unless they take us to different parts of the Xcel Center. (I also suspect they already know who they're gonna hire and this is all really elaborate kabuki but it should still be an interesting experience...and when else am I gonna get a chance to yell over a mic in the Xcel Center? I'll see if I can sneak out a LET'S PLAY HOCKEY while I'm there)
25.7.17 13:34 
@Zimmesota_ @Twolves_PR You forgot @OthyusTheGreat ?!
24.7.17 18:00 
 Juuuuuuuuust made it for ze tour - Target Center (Minneapolis, MN)
30.6.17 17:15 
Pretty bummed. I've said it before...trading Rubio might be where I hop off the bandwagon when it comes to renewing my Timberwolves season ticket.
30.6.17 16:19 
C'MON MAN DON'T TRADE RUBIO #twolves
26.6.17 16:41 
Well, shoot, I'M gonna miss Jordan Hill. #twolves
3.5.17 14:34 
I hate that I love all this commercial content coming from @KarlTowns way too much @KitKat_US #goodbranding #alsoOKatbasketball #hashtag
12.4.17 23:54 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
KRIS DUNN: 1
(10 & 16A)
#dunndollar
#PowerOfThePack
@KrisDunn3
12.4.17 23:52 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS: 62
(28 & 21)
#PowerOfThePack
@KarlTowns
12.4.17 17:30 
@Timberwolves @PlayStation Gotta get the record, so...... 15
11.4.17 22:31 
Wolves...blow it
#thunder 100 -
#twolves 98
#PowerOfThePack @ Target Center
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSxTJ4SAa1V/ (video)
11.4.17 21:16 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
RICKY RUBIO: 25
(14 & 10A, 0:44.0 4th)
#rickydollar
#PowerOfThePack
@rickyrubio9
11.4.17 20:57 
Eh, that time's probably wrong...you know what, go ahead and don't pay me tonight
11.4.17 20:55 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS: 61
(16 & 10, 2:53 3rd)
#PowerOfThePack
@KarlTowns
11.4.17 20:19 
So that's NOT the @CanisHoopus logo? #PowerOfThePack
11.4.17 20:09 
HALFTIME: #twolves 43 - #thunder 56
#PowerOfThePack
#WolvesFanTakeover
11.4.17 18:38 
 #WolvesFanTakeover - last time this season - LET'S GO #TWOLVES! - Oklahoma City Thunder vs Minnesota Timberwolves - Target Center (Minneapolis, MN)
11.4.17 18:36 
Old Logo in the house to meet New Logo RT @TheOldLogo: Apparently the Wolves can move merchandise when they go to "all items 75% off." There's a ton of people buying stuff.
11.4.17 17:17 
@Timberwolves @PlayStation 3
10.4.17 00:17 
@Twolves_PR Whoa
9.4.17 22:34 
#rickydollar
9.4.17 21:54 
DELAYED #TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS: 60
(25 & 11 as I type this)
#PowerOfThePack
@KarlTowns
9.4.17 14:47 
Nobody wants to sit next to me! #WolvesMember #TweetYourSeat https://pic.twitter.com/ChVUgUtPff
9.4.17 14:06 
 Select a seat! - Target Center (Minneapolis, MN)
7.4.17 22:12 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
RICKY RUBIO: 24
(26 & 10A, 3:58 4th)
#rickydollar
#PowerOfThePack
@rickyrubio9
7.4.17 22:11 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS: 59
(28 & 10, 4:08 4th)
#PowerOfThePack
@KarlTowns
6.4.17 23:35 
DELAYED #TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS: 58
(22 & 12 as I tweet this)
#PowerOfThePack
@KarlTowns
6.4.17 19:54 
@Timberwolves @PlayStation 2
5.4.17 00:05 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
SHABAZZ MUHAMMAD: 1
(24 & 10, 0:40.0 4th)
#PowerOfThePack
@ShabazzMuhammad
3.4.17 20:25 
WOLVES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#twolves 110 -
#blazers 109
#PowerOfThePack @ Target Center
(video)
3.4.17 20:04 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS: 57
(26 & 10, 5:27 4th)
#PowerOfThePack
@KarlTowns
3.4.17 19:58 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
RICKY RUBIO: 23
(11 & 14A, 7:19 4th)
#PowerOfThePack
@rickyrubio9
3.4.17 19:02 
HALFTIME: #twolves 49 - #blazers 57#PowerOfThePack
3.4.17 18:50 
#rickydollar
3.4.17 17:58 
 Just made it for the early start - LET'S GO #TWOLVES! - Portland Trail Blazers vs Minnesota Timberwolves - Target Center (Minneapolis, MN)
2.4.17 23:13 
It's over! Thanks to all my non-wrestling fans for sticking through/you can unmute me now - back to yogurt and Timberwolves tomorrow
1.4.17 21:38 
Wolves...uh...had a good first quarter
#sackings 123 - #twolves 117
#PowerOfThePack
1.4.17 21:19 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS: 56
(22 & 10, 2:03 4th)
#PowerOfThePack
@KarlTowns
1.4.17 21:13 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
RICKY RUBIO: 22
(10 & 13A, 3:14 4th)
#PowerOfThePack
@rickyrubio9
1.4.17 20:28 
#rickydollar
1.4.17 20:09 
HALFTIME: #twolves 59 - #sackings 55
#PowerOfThePack
1.4.17 19:57 
For the #twolves, the double digit lead is the most dangerous play in basketball (#sackings 48-48, 4:06 2nd) #PowerOfThePack
1.4.17 19:54 
HA HA WE'RE JERKS
If I wasn't sure that was a planted "fan" I'd be more outraged...but dunno why Game Ops thinks these bits R funny
#twolves
1.4.17 18:41 
 LET'S GO #TWOLVES! #PowerOfThePack - Sacramento Kings vs Minnesota Timberwolves - Target Center (Minneapolis, MN)
30.3.17 21:29 
WOLVES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#twolves 119 - #lakers 104
#PowerOfThePack
30.3.17 21:21 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
GORGUI DIENG: 12
(11 & 14, 1:25 4th)
#PowerOfThePack
@GorguiDieng
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