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Wed 20:58 @aadesigncreate coooooooooooooooooool
Mon 23:25 Did Stan Lee die after he saw the Detective Pikachu trailer?
DID DETECTIVE PIKACHU KILL STAN LEE?!
Mon 20:45 
Coming up at midnight CST! After this show was over, I had taken notes to travel down eight rabbit holes later. How many will YOU want to venture into? RT @cruisectrlkfai: Tonight: Rick Astley slums it with Michael McDonald and we follow some deep yacht threads to spiritual enlightenment... Or something.

Tune in @ midnight to
http://kfai.org for more smooth than you can use. https://pic.twitter.com/JyByT1T8XD
Mon 19:05 
Geez, maybe I'll watch the Timberwolves game after all #RAW
Mon 11:42 Will perform tasks for money http://bit.ly/HireCRZ #HireCRZ
Mon 11:36 RT @tapemachines: @CRZ I don’t know anything about these pokey men
Mon 11:34 @tapemachines Do you not?
Sat 16:55 Tarzan was a yodeler
Fri 22:50 
Gosh, that @NemanjaBjelica sure is good, isn't he? #SacramentoProud
6.11 22:41 
Aw, I was kinda hoping Sen. Smith winning would mean she'd stop doing three tweet speeches
6.11 15:53 
Wow, I cast ballot 968 at Ward 2, Precinct 5! That'll be a pretty high turnout! @VoteMpls
5.11 21:50 
I fell asleep again during #RAW - hey I know I'm an old fogey curmudgeon and all, but doesn't it increasingly feel like all @WWE programming is more something one endures rather than enjoys?
5.11 21:47 
Aqui mesmo no "Controle de Cruzeiro!" RT @cruisectrlkfai: Tonight, Cruise Control goes Full Brazilian (kinda). Tune in to hear @masonbutler and @crz feign Portuguese.

Also, remember to vote tomorrow and help your country stave off Brazil's current situation. It's easy and free!

Midnight.
http://kfai.org https://pic.twitter.com/eStRsc9FmV
31.10 21:25 @tapemachines I have never experienced this feeling
31.10 21:23 @tapemachines Oh sure, delete the REALLY funny tweets. Well, I'm glad I saw it anyway
28.10 22:35 
I got a bold prediction for ya: not only does @WWE run Riyadh, but by the end of the show, in an angle that is writing itself even as we speak, The Miz will have emerged as #WWE Champion
25.10 19:45 
MEMORIES: I don't even remember doing this, of course, but back in 2001 I produced both a "standard" (http://slashwrestling.com/smackdown/011025.html) AND "McMahon-free" recap (http://slashwrestling.com/smackdown/0110250.html) of #SmackDown ep 114
23.10 23:49 Thanks @georgerosar!! https://pic.twitter.com/NEuPiR4D9C
23.10 22:17 I totally want to do that thing where I show you a photoshopped winning ticket and promise some stupid amount of money for each retweet but I'm at a bar singing karaoke so
23.10 11:03 Sounds dubious but I've given an email for dumber stuff...
@InitiativeQ is a new currency built by ex-PayPal guys, currently given for free. If Q becomes a leading payment network, economic models estimate reward would be around $130,000.
By invite only:
https://initiativeq.com/invite/SEl7S6nsX
23.10 01:46 Happy 20th Anniversary @Internet_Time!
22.10 22:55 @benmillerSB Nope, this was a freebie from the team
22.10 14:02 @JillyBallistic I hate to be all mathy but your decimal point is seriously in the wrong spot... I think it'd be more like $3.30 (before taxes)
22.10 00:47 
Confession: I still haven't watched SmackDown Episode 1000
20.10 15:29 chrome://flags/#omnibox-ui-hide-steady-state-url-scheme-and-subdomains Disabled
chrome://flags/#omnibox-ui-swap-title-and-url Disabled
19.10 23:30 
Thirty minute warning! I'll be LIVE on @kfaiFMradio guest hosting "True Brit! Radio" TONIGHT from midnight to 2am CDT! If you can't pull down 90.3 FM locally you can STILL stream me over on http://kfai.org! And if you read this too late, the archive will ALSO be there!
12.10 16:20 Just talked to @ryderfakin for an hour about everything EXCEPT wrestling...which is really the best way to talk to Hurricane FLEA
11.10 16:26 
It's called whaaaaaaat RT @MuskieBobber: Jimmy Butler joins Shabazz Muhammad as co-owners of #timberwolves chain store in China https://pic.twitter.com/d1Q1Q0B6Tx
9.10 20:13 
Ah, ol' SHELTO #SDLive
9.10 16:39 
RT @TMobile: Ready Freddie?

Retweet for your chance to win the Queen of all trips. The winner will get to see the London red carpet screening of
@BoRhapMovie from #TMobileTuesdays. #contest
9.10 15:57 
Very kind - thanks! RT @MikeHiscoe: Listening to Eggshells podcast and thanks @JESnowden for reminding me of @CRZ. I forgot how great those Raw reviews were. http://slashwrestling.com/raw/ https://pic.twitter.com/dk9m0d6G1J
8.10 20:14 
It occurs to me (and hopefully many others who actually have decision-making power) that #SmackDown 1000 really needs some @OfficialTAZ
8.10 19:37 
Then. Now. Forever. #RAW https://pic.twitter.com/PfavU8Q4NN
8.10 19:18 
Yeah, but wasn't it a nice nod to the "glory years" by opening #RAW with a 20 minute Triple H interview?
6.10 05:02 
Now, were Cena and Nikki on the same plane or nah #WWESSD
6.10 05:00 
Cena was in the ring for a lean mean forty seconds #WWESSD
6.10 04:49 
WOW! John Layfield looks GREAT! #WWESSD
6.10 04:05 
Oh good Lord RT @WWE2KAttiresXB1: @CRZ 4hrs
6.10 04:04 
How many hours is this show, anyway? #WWESSD
6.10 04:00 
Lordy.... Am I up late or up early?
4.10 00:25 
@jkalyn @kelvincub Lucky duck (only "duck" is an autocorrect)
25.9 20:10 
@jmshapyro ONLY AT WWE SUMMERFEST
25.9 20:06 
Ya know, for a mill and a half I'd even recap a match I WOULDN'T want to see (and people would probably prefer it that way anyway) RT @jmshapyro: @CRZ @thebigpeezy if the Prince wants Bret Hart vs Big Show and he wants YOU to recap it, would you accept $1.5 million to do it
25.9 20:03 
@jmshapyro @thebigpeezy Sure, I could try to work up.... at least $750K worth of sly puns
25.9 19:46 
@thebigpeezy @jmshapyro I like to call him MbS because it looks cool
25.9 02:49 Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I didn't, but Twitter did! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://pic.twitter.com/nOnXJcVszD
24.9 21:13 I....I am? https://pic.twitter.com/Yb3sYq13Nb
24.9 20:08 #IWantWrestling
20.9 17:45 
@giorgiomoroder See you tonight!
20.9 00:02 @duenorde Hey, don't make me come over there
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