CRZ is Christopher Robin Zimmerman

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Sat 21:31 RT @crz_ebooks: Well, there's a joke in here somewhere.
Sat 18:30 @Omaholic They're....not terrible?
Sat 18:29 
@Chuy8a @CarmichaelDave FIRE THIBS
Sat 18:27 
Fri 23:18 
Every downtown Minneapolis street is part of a 94 detour
Fri 13:59 
You didn't ask, but here's my roughly estimated Art-A-Whirl DJ schedule for @kfaiFMradio:
Friday: 6-8PM solo
Saturday: 12-2PM solo
Sunday: Back to back with
@masonbutler all day! (12-5PM)
Northrop King building
Gallery 332, on the third floor!
Thu 19:39 @triviasco A Few Good Men!
Thu 14:12 I'm a middle-aged man living alone (obviously).
How many plants do YOU think are in this house?
@TheKFV: @CRZ How quickly did the plants turn brown and die afterward?
Thu 13:32 I just lost 0.1 pounds after a really satisfying fart, ask me anything
Wed 16:00 I don't know whether to Accept this one, either
Wed 01:16 
You probably didn't MISS the three Instagrams which failed to tweet, but they're over there if somehow you DID want to see them
10.5 19:48 @triviasco Sarah (J) Connor
10.5 13:20 
@thecubsfan When I permanently dropped out of the 60s I got way less interested, but shoot, I was definitely gonna include that on my resumé
10.5 12:47 
@dhm Who could forget ol' Cowboy Bob Delcum?
9.5 04:29 @grumpymartian So I should either come visit or I should NOT come visit. Definitely one of those two. (Sorry for everything, including this tweet)
8.5 21:41 @ZOLAJESUS Hi, I really liked that thing you did tonight!
6.5 22:00 
6.5 21:57 
I feel like this show isn't gonna end in 2 minutes #WWEBacklash
6.5 21:39 
They didn't want none #WWEBacklash
6.5 21:38 
During the replays, might have been funnier if Tom hadn't said "BAM" but instead said "NUTS" #WWEBacklash
6.5 21:37 
Seriously when was the last DCO - not just in WWE but EVER? #WWEBacklash
6.5 21:36 
Bwahahahahahahaha #WWEBacklash
6.5 20:43 
So what I think the lesson we've learned is that Daniel Bryan is like a more successful Alexa Bliss #WWEBacklash
6.5 20:42 
Big Cass pose < Mike Knox pose #WWEBacklash
6.5 20:28 
But seriously, Ron Simmons wasn't available to put a cherry on that segment? #WWEBacklash
6.5 20:25 
This is still just a three hour show, right? #WWEBacklash
6.5 20:15 
Total Bellas: Season of Darkness #WWEBacklash
6.5 20:03 
Is that one particular ringpost super-mic'd up and are they gonna ram someone into it in every match tonight? #WWEBacklash
6.5 19:57 
RT @tapemachines: Backlash iPPV is now at intermission so they’re showing us a classic Randy Orton-Jeff Hardy match from 2008
6.5 19:57 
Graves opting for his second hello to be "yeah I'm still here" hand motion instead of "not really praying" hand motion #WWEBacklash
6.5 19:56 
@D_V_D_V_R I know I've been napping, but haven't they not had a SDL match yet?
6.5 19:53 
But golly "Something Else To Wrestle" is just an objectively shitty name, even for something WWE or tangentially WWE related
6.5 19:52 
Thank God Cole just happened to have that copy ready #WWEBacklash
6.5 19:51 
BE A ★ ! #WWEBacklash
6.5 19:44 
WWE commentary team really wanting me to dig up some old Mixmaster Morris albums #WWEBacklash #referencesformeonly
6.5 18:43 
C'mon, Otunga, do a better job of pretending you're reading off the phone you're holding and not the notes way off in some other direction #WWEBacklash
5.5 21:30 RT @SurlyGivesADamn: 20 planters installed, our @ParkConnection gravel bed nursery built, raised beds moved and trellis created! Great job vols. #SGADMN
4.5 20:12 Geez how many times during an NBA Playoff game can that Land Rover drive up all those steps
2.5 22:57 
@duenorde RT @paper_sleeves: Hell yeah, Metallica does A-Ha! "Take On Me" Telenor Arena, Fornebu, Norway 5.2.18 via @Metallica
2.5 19:37 RT for your chance to win a signed Alice Glass vinyl and pair of tickets to see @ALICEGLASS and @ZOLAJESUS w/ @pictureplane and DJ Grant Mayland (@darkenergympls) at the Turf Club on May 8! Must be 21+ to enter. More info here:
2.5 19:26 @hansen9j 2 out of 3 probably ain't bad - not touching those Piña Colada thins, tho
2.5 19:23 @Toast_Jr CAN'T
30.4 11:09 
27.4 15:54 
Guys, I can't wait for Hornswoggle to win this match #WWEGRR
27.4 15:31 
Guys, Titus just wanted to drag Hornswoggle back into the ring #WWEGRR
27.4 14:56 
We'll see Horny reemerge from underneath the ring in, like, an hour #WWEGRR
27.4 14:54 
Horny, uh, didn't go over the top rope, did he? #WWEGRR
27.4 14:36 
#2: SHANE McMAHON - aw, nuts, it's not #WWEGRR
27.4 13:24 
Stop calling him "Shin," "Mike" #WWEGRR
27.4 13:21 
You're not doing your job, Twitter #WWEGRR
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