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| Fri 00:30 |  | Oh and I built a bed with my bare hands today - not really |
| Fri 00:30 |  | Mom was amazed A hadn't called.I kinda figured you'd tweet eventually.(Pizza is waiting and so are we - well, me'n'Kim!) |
| Wed 15:52 | 
 | Crystal clear but super windy! Believe the 10 day is rain-free, highs 76-86 |
| Wed 15:29 | 
 | Already had my first dude say "Hey Chris!" - don't know if he knew if I had just flown in or had been in town for 30 years |
| Wed 09:14 | 
 | RT : Man finds rare Superman comic book stashed in walls of Minnesota home http://dlvr.it/3PmBMM |
| Tue 23:04 | 
 | That's a horrendous misspelling; therefore, all of your music critique is invalid. (Besides...Paul Williams!) |
| Tue 21:14 |  | Hello to my recent new followers! I have no intention of following any of you back and look forward to you swiftly unfollowing me! |
| Tue 19:05 |  | All you dudes: Stop giving my wife ideas! |
| Tue 18:09 |  | Yeah, it's a hard G - but I'M a soft G |
| Tue 13:39 | 
 | (Sorry, GORY CHAVO - got Mando on the brain I guess) |
| Tue 13:39 | 
 | ...and Chavo Guerrero Jr. would have been GORY MANDO - which actually isn't THAT bad |
| Tue 13:37 | 
 | If WWE had tried to "Rocky Maivia" a superstar name for Randy Orton like they did for Curt(is) AxeL, he would ended up, like, BOB ACE |
| Tue 13:28 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: POMEGRANATE (Greek) |
| Mon 22:22 | 
 | How can you remember Curtis Axel is from Minnesota? Just visit his (misspelled) website: http://www.curtissa.com |
| Mon 22:20 | 
 | RT : Couldn't be happier for the former ...& don't worry about me guys. Nobody has ever refered to me as "Curtis". I'm ok. |
| Mon 22:07 | 
 | My 2000 article on 1995 Shawn Michaels vs. Owen Hart: http://slashwrestling.com/sellsout/5.html |
| Mon 22:01 | 
 | Nice of them to fix the intro video to say "CURTIS" instead of "CURT," by the way - should be feeling the job security |
| Mon 22:00 | 
 | I agree with - Axel's theme lies at the intersection of Mr. Perfect and Mortal Kombat |
| Mon 21:58 | 
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| Mon 21:57 | 
 | Could possibly lose twice in 24 hours? What a shining example he could set for his company! |
| Mon 21:55 | 
 | I have no idea why you would choose "RealCurtisAxel" over "CurtisAxel" when you had the chance, though. |
| Mon 21:51 | 
 | By the way, a squatter has already picked up (hopefully a WWE squatter!) now that he's |
| Mon 21:49 | 
 | Oh, *I* get it! He can't be Curt Axel because there's still a Curt Hawkins! Vince won't let us have two! |
| Mon 21:42 | 
 | Don't blame me - I voted for Oaton |
| Mon 21:29 | 
 | What I'm saying is....it seems like there might be better ways to utilize resources to pander to larger segments of the audience |
| Mon 21:29 | 
 | I GUESS you could get excited about 150K votes...but aren't there supposed to be MILLIONS of viewers? |
| Mon 21:21 | 
 | Do you think that's the same line H gives before he .... nah, too easy |
| Mon 21:13 | 
 | DID YOU KNOW? Mike Adamle is the focus of four parody accounts on Twitter...none of which are active. "JAMAICAN ME CRAZY, TAZZ!" |
| Mon 21:04 | 
 | Sad thought: With the demise (hiatus?) of "Saturday Morning Slam," does that mean the end of appearances by The Dazzler? |
| Mon 20:37 | 
 | Wait - is Ryback the beast incarnate, or is Brock Lesnar? I kinda doubt Vince would let us have more than one |
| Mon 20:30 | 
 | I'd vote for Randy Oaton |
| Mon 20:30 | 
 | AND grabbed her butt! AND they REPLAYED it! |
| Mon 20:12 | 
 | Ha! |
| Mon 20:06 | 
 | So is it Curt or Curtis? Did "CURTIS" not fit on the video wall? |
| Mon 20:05 | 
 | Hmmm....maybe The Axe, presented by AXE Body Spray? That's SYNERGY! |
| Mon 20:04 | 
 | Who's that blonde? I like her bangs. |
| Mon 20:03 | 
 | It don't exactly make my blood run cold |
| Mon 20:01 | 
 | Oh, is it the top of the hour? By all means, fire up 's music and pop that quarter hour! |
| Mon 20:01 | 
 | Do you smell what The Curt is cookin'?™ |
| Mon 20:00 | 
 | Curt Axel? Did it work with Rocky Maivia? (Hey wait) |
| Mon 19:57 | 
 | Ah, good choice (but horrible new name choice and horrible theme remix)! |
| Mon 19:55 | 
 | "It's TIME to play....ROLLLERBALLLLLLLLL!" - |
| Mon 19:54 | 
 | Least likely 3rd guy: Umaga |
| Mon 19:52 | 
 | By the way, hard to believe BOTH superstars™ on the "panel" jobbed tonight - too bad they can't book a Foley job while they're at it |
| Mon 19:48 | 
 | Sure hope Heyman's newest client is somebody I've never heard of |
| Mon 19:20 | 
 | WWE's "Stop watching the match in the ring for Road Dogg on THE APP!" SLIGHTLY worse than me hoping you read this tweet during ad break |
| Mon 19:13 | 
 | If Fandango's pyro only exists for Michael Cole to mock it, why bother? (I could ask that about a lot of things Michael Cole mocks) |
| Mon 19:08 | 
 | Hey wait.....Payback....Ryback.... nah, nothing there |
| Mon 19:07 | 
 | Of course, now we learn that the REAL Payback is the idea of serving up yet another Cena/Ryback main event |
| Mon 19:02 | 
 | "But the REAL winners were THE FANS!" - |