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13.2.18 21:01 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS: 50 (22 & 10, 9:25 4th)
#AllEyesNorth
@KarlTowns
13.2.18 15:36 Yeah, but I'm old and never really figured out Snapchat even BEFORE they changed, so
12.2.18 21:39 Can't wait for the scarf to perform the induction speech RT @D_V_D_V_R: @CRZ Ivory and her scarf! - RevRay
12.2.18 16:13 And now, we wait....I guess...
#AllEyesNorth #BullsNation RT @wojespn: Derrick Rose has cleared waivers, league source tells ESPN
11.2.18 20:10 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
JEFF TEAGUE: 10 (11 & 10A, 1:43 4th)
#AllEyesNorth
@Teague0
11.2.18 20:03 
#teaguedollar
11.2.18 18:01 
@Chuy8a I did think of you https://www.facebook.com/CRZed/posts/10156206450314791
9.2.18 22:50 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS: 49 (14 & 10, 2:34 4th)
#AllEyesNorth
@KarlTowns
9.2.18 17:10 @SonorantPlosive WHOA did you see this?? https://pic.twitter.com/3xpwdWHEAJ
9.2.18 17:07 
(That yogurt tweet sat unsent in another tab for four hours, sorry)
9.2.18 17:06 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACK CHERRY #yogurtoftheday
8.2.18 18:59 @triviasco Taken!
8.2.18 17:41 @JayJayDean Obligatory https://pic.twitter.com/Cm3DCZQgHw
8.2.18 13:06 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE CINNAMON BLENDED (GREEK) #yogurtoftheday
7.2.18 21:30 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS: 48 (30 & 10, 3:08 OT)
#AllEyesNorth
@KarlTowns
7.2.18 21:08 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
JEFF TEAGUE: 9 (12 & 10A, 5:10 4th)
#teaguedollar
#AllEyesNorth
@Teague0
7.2.18 09:24 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY #yogurtoftheday
6.2.18 12:04 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: RASPBERRY #yogurtoftheday
5.2.18 12:06 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: ORANGE CREAM (GREEK) #yogurtoftheday
4.2.18 21:57 @albertxii Ow! My grammar sensibilities!
4.2.18 21:18 
RT @WWEBigE: https://pic.twitter.com/D6gevOob2Y
4.2.18 21:01 Well, it'll all be moot in a couple minutes anyway #SB52
4.2.18 21:00 @hansen9j Well they (and I) got it right ha ha
4.2.18 20:58 He'd made a football move BEFORE he dove, didn't he? #SB52
4.2.18 20:58 He broke the plane #SB52
4.2.18 20:53 Al Michaels just tried to throw it to an ALCOA ad #SB52 https://pic.twitter.com/fCzXbv1BQ8
4.2.18 20:14 I DID enjoy Al & Cris no-selling the "Bud Knight" product placement spot #SB52
4.2.18 19:39 I'm fine with the halftime show and the Prince thing, but the people who were gonna be unhappy are probably still gonna be unhappy #SB52
4.2.18 19:23 I still hate Filmlook #SB52 @jtimberlake
4.2.18 19:16 YESSSSSS Dan Patrick patiently explaining the Toyota commercial we're about to see #SB52
4.2.18 18:49 By the way, Respectable Lawyer's thread about Wendy's slavery tomatoes still exists as a Google cache, but who knows for how long: https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:x3Oma43WHLoJ:https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/949525703351029760.html+&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us #SB52
4.2.18 18:46 
Exclusive leak sneak peek of @jtimberlake's halftime performance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IHcp8Pl_X4
4.2.18 18:43 @javimorillo @dhm Haha I don't think anyone there would read Deadspin until Monday - besides @janashortal already blew the lid off that story on Twitter
4.2.18 18:41 Wow, expensive if true RT @daveberggren: Someone bought ad time but forget to produce an ad.
4.2.18 18:41 Yikes! Did KARE forget to air their local spots? #SB52
4.2.18 18:40 
RT @webster: In the last hour, YouTuber Vitaly Zdorovetskiy (@Vitalyzdtv) was arrested by Minneapolis Police and booked into jail. No charges listed yet. He's known for his pranks, including streaking on sports fields. https://www4.co.hennepin.mn.us/webbooking/chargedetail.asp?v_booknum=2018002867 https://pic.twitter.com/zxGAn5Q8pN
4.2.18 18:39 @dhm Hot tip RT @javimorillo: A good number of #Eagles fans seem to have mistaken the @eagleBoltbar for a fan watering hole. Who will tell them? Not this guy.
4.2.18 18:15 Yep, I'm one of those suckers who calls the phone number in the Tide commercial #SB52
4.2.18 18:09 For those of you who have placed prop bets, my pop of choice was a bottle of Moxie #SB52
4.2.18 18:07 I wanted to link to the @Wendys slavery tomato thread but it appears @respectablelaw has been suspended - what's THAT about?
4.2.18 18:05 
RT @janashortal: Per sources (@javimorillo) Phildelphia @Eagles fans are mistaking our downtown haunt @eagleBoltbar as a fan bar and I am DYING. It's more of a Bears kinda place ya'll. #TheMoreYouKnow
4.2.18 18:04 @leaningcowboy @Wendys @Wendys still uses slavery tomatoes :(
4.2.18 16:16 Sorry guys I overslept has Dan Patrick tenderly introduced a Toyota commercial yet #SB52
3.2.18 20:59 
#TWOLVES DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT!
KARL-ANTHONY TOWNS: 47 (11 & 10, 2:24 2nd)
#AllEyesNorth
@KarlTowns
3.2.18 19:26 @TheOldLogo nah bruh there's a kiosk at the mall
2.2.18 19:33 
RT @FairStateRJ: Our beer will never be at Club Jaeger with their current asshole ownership. Fair State Co-op is meant to be for all the great people involved in the impeccably killer local scene. No haters allowed. #nazispunksfuckoff #unity #MNBeer #MNCraftBeer #craftbeer #craftbeer https://pic.twitter.com/CkaSgF5P2D
2.2.18 16:55 
Look, Hyatte, you know I love you but I just can't give you any more money until I'm done paying the alimony. That's just how it is. RT @HyatteLives: What Would Jesus Do during the #MondayNightWars? Christ vs Satan during the #AttitudeEra? This bit is so old @CRZ has no Twitter link! This is a column that loser @MarkMaddenX tried to rip off, and everyone called him out on it.

http://slashwrestling.com/guests/hyatte.html
2.2.18 16:52 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SISTER @grumpymartian! Have you bought another copy of her really really good book yet? https://www.amazon.com/dp/098610406X
2.2.18 13:41 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: ORANGE CRÈME (GREEK) #yogurtoftheday
1.2.18 22:25 
@Chuy8a @Benay209 haha I read none of this - come to karaoke!
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