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Mon 22:05 
Corey really didn't need to drop the "anaconda" reference more than once tonight, but here we are #RAW
Mon 21:29 
Smoking turns your hot entrance music into a downtempo maudlin piano version #CostToBeTheBoss
Mon 20:40 
The Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Bayley Buddy that didn't fully inflate is now trending on social media #RAW #LittleLungs
Mon 20:38 
Maybe if Vince ate a Snickers he'd turn into Bill Watts
Mon 20:36 
But seriously, how many WrestleMania matches were booked while Creative was collectively eating a Milky Way
Mon 20:35 
At least I didn't miss that classic, works every time "Sorry, I was eating a candy bar" ad #RAW
Mon 20:34 
<wakes up>
NIA JAX IS WALKING
<falls back asleep>
#RAW
Mon 20:19 
Can you tell exactly when I fell asleep? #RAW
Mon 19:40 
They JUST showed this set of clips not 40 minutes ago. Wish I'd tweeted a joke then; I could have RT'd myself NOW #RAW
Mon 19:39 
These long goodbyes are really keeping hashtag Little Lungs from trending #RAW
Mon 19:26 
Oh, well if AJ Styles AND Natalya think smoking isn't cool... #SDLive I mean #RAW
Mon 19:15 
Nobody ad libs quite like Stephanie
(Think about how many levels are behind that statement)
#RAW
Mon 19:11 
@kimberrussell I mean I GUESS she has nice - ohhhhh you said BOOTS
Mon 19:09 
Love Steph's eye shadow tho #RAW
Mon 19:08 
Not the best time to remind me, pal RT @crz_ebooks: All right, it's a three hour show.
#RAW
17.3 04:22 
Immortality falsely achieved
14.3 22:38 
RT @What30dayrule: It has now been 31 days since @IAmJericho last defended the @WWE United States Championship.
8.3 16:23 
I suspect @What30dayrule will be reminding you by the end of the week RT @tapemachines: guys. I legitimately don’t remember who holds the US title
6.3 16:54 
NEAT (via WMFU, via Library of Congress)
5.3 22:05 
But Jericho doesn't even LIKE Goldberg! #WWEFastlane
5.3 22:04 
Oh I guess no #WWEFastlane
(Official [slash] time: 22")
5.3 22:03 
Is the Finn Bálor dude Chris Jericho or what #WWEFastlane
5.3 20:17 
Guys my tax preparations are like 97% done!!
Shout out to my accountant
@JoeMendes55
#WWEFastlane
27.2 21:57 
RT @crz_ebooks: GUYS LOOK AT THE WRESTLEMANIA SIGN!!!!!!!
#RAW
20.2 22:10 
SIGN POLICE
SIGN POLICE
#RAW
20.2 21:57 
It's TONIGHT's Golden Corral® Buffet Bustin' Match of the Night!™ #RAW
12.2 21:59 
(whispers) It's called Sister Abigail's Kiss #WWEChamber
12.2 21:25 
@HackmanRSPW There's a Sporcle for that
12.2 21:11 
You guys what if Tom Philips only exists in JBL's mind and David Otunga and Mauro Ranallo don't see or hear him #WWEChamber
31.1 20:07 
@tapemachines I've been thinking about this and if I recall correctly Road Dogg said "puppies" first so we gotta blame him as well
31.1 19:55 
Tha RT @tapemachines: we never give The Trademarc enough credit tbh
31.1 15:14 
@tapemachines Two Lawlers: Up to the first time he said "puppies" and after
29.1 21:37 
Heeeeeeeey that's WAY more interesting #RoyalRumble
29.1 20:36 
Heeey THAT was 90 seconds, not two minutes. Ugh kayfabe #RoyalRumble
29.1 20:34 
Oh hey how long has it been since we had good ol' two minute intervals? Feels like a few years #RoyalRumble
29.1 20:14 
Knowing the way WWE works, Cena will turn out to have a leg injury which will take him out six months and he vacates next #SDLive
29.1 20:13 
OK, now I can tell you all the Cena "15x" stuff was on super clearance at the WWE Shop earlier #RoyalRumble
29.1 20:11 
Oh, this IS a Championship match - thanks, JBL! #RoyalRumble
29.1 19:07 
Yeah, but how many people are REALLY at #RoyalRumble
29.1 18:57 
I dunno, looked more like a Cutter to me #RoyalRumble
29.1 18:47 
DO SOMETHING WITH THE STACK OF CHAIRS ON THE OUTSIDE SO I KNOW THE MATCH MAY END SOON #RoyalRumble
29.1 18:42 
OH NO WHICH ANNOUNCE TABLE IS THA--
(reads "WWE Japanese" sign)
Oh THAT'S the JAPANESE table
Funaki sitting there wasn't enough
#RoyalRumble
29.1 18:29 
A charitable assessment! RT @albertxii: some of the likenesses in the commercials for the WWE Champions game are questionable #RoyalRumble
29.1 18:26 
Holy crap, why Rock look like Lawnmower Man #LetsSettleThis
29.1 17:58 
Finally caught up on Twitter
I don't know why either
OK
LET'S GO
#RoyalRumble
23.1 21:58 
I'm concerned. Does Goldberg have a concussion? #protocol #RAW
23.1 20:42 
IT'S A BEARD-OFF #RAW
23.1 20:20 
WWE: come for the 0.5 seconds between camera cuts when they're live, stay for the 15 second super slo-mo replay of a single move #RAW
17.1 20:24 
And yet...he looks so much older RT @tapemachines: Jerry Lawler is a rare grown man who is better off wearing a cheesy crown and cape and no shirt than what he would choose to wear himself
17.1 20:18 
That's....not how I remember the 2005 Rumble happening #SDLive
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