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Sun 18:08 
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"PLAYBACK ERROR"

Yeah, definitely an improved streaming experience. Way to go
@WWENetwork @Roku
Sun 18:05 
Oh man EVERY title? Is WALTER here tonight? #WWEClash
Sun 18:04 
Oh boy, it's streaming (at a very low bitrate)! Let's see how many minutes we can last before it errors out
Sun 18:01 
Hmmm, WWE says I'm not a subscriber any more. It's only been, what, five years? OK, let's sign up again. Aw man, I don't get a free month?

Oh, never mind, it doesn't wanna work on my Roku anyway. How badly do I wanna watch this PPV? Isn't there football on?
20.8 02:23 
OK one last thing about #RAW last night...where the heck was this photo taken, Iowa? https://pic.twitter.com/2zfJk9BKMP
19.8 20:11 
Skype's gotta be paying WWE, right? Google gave me zilch but this has gotta be a story #RAW
19.8 19:35 
Hooray! The Fiend turns babyface! #RAW
19.8 19:25 
(Oh, yes, I already wish Lawler wasn't on commentary, by the way) #RAW
19.8 19:24 
Sadly, I'm still blocked by Jerry Lawler - and Michael Cole and John Layfield - who probably got tired of me @-ing them in "chuckling idiot" tweets and blocked me all during the same commercial break #RAW
19.8 17:09 
I should add that earlier this afternoon I accessed my WWE Network to finally watch (SPOILER) The British Bulldog win the Highly Coveted Samovar Trophy, which somehow I'd gone my whole life without watching.

"I don't rate battle royals."
19.8 16:42 
@tapemachines Tom Buchanan forgets nothing! https://prowrestlingstories.com/news/former-wwe-photographer-tom-buchanon-details-what-went-wrong-the-night-owen-hart-passed-away/
13.8 21:06 
And then the three of them just stood there for 166 straight hours #SDLive
13.8 20:29 
Needed more klangy poles tbh #SDLive
13.8 19:11 
Elias was SO traumatized.... that he showed up, competed on RAW, won a championship, and... #whyamIwatching #SDLive
13.8 15:57 
@RyanLoco @tapemachines It was a strange incidence of WWF keeping kayfabe - earlier that weekend on the syndies, they showed Booger drawing his number, bragging about and SAYING his number, and then having to relinquish and redraw his number because he was a dumb dumb.
12.8 21:19 
Unwittingly accurate RT @masonwrestling: You ever seen a dead body?

Because next event you will.
https://twitter.com/smashwrestling/status/1161062578203873280
12.8 20:26 
Michael Cole out here talking about Skittles like they're a new sponsor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBAXWZ6vLRc #RAW
12.8 20:21 
RATS RT @TheeRizz: more like....Do The Drew....#WWE #RAW
12.8 20:20 
"Do the Dew? More like DO THE DREW"
Man I hope I said that first
#RAW
12.8 20:16 
Oh, shit! So King of the Ring is in St. Paul? I'm.....still not going! #RAW
12.8 19:16 
Sorry, meant the Saint PROPHETS #RAW
12.8 19:13 
Ironically, they can't change camera angles off of the Street Profits #RAW
12.8 19:12 
STOP CHANGING CAMERA ANGLES EVERY HALF SECOND IT'S A FRIGGIN' TALKY SEGMENT GEEZ @WWE #RAW
23.7 19:23 
New Day have already fulfilled the "uh oh" quota for tonight so I guess I can turn the show off and watch it later #SDLive #SDDVR
15.7 21:58 
@D_V_D_V_R The Legend of Curly's Gold
15.7 20:13 
"Fam, fam, why was there a camera in that hotel, fam?" #RAW
15.7 17:26 
You In?
1.7 20:41 
WWE putting spaces in the hashtag so they don't have to read people talking about how their idea of #2outof3falls matches pretty well suxxxx #RAW
1.7 20:13 
Okay but... hear me out... what if they'd had *Take* fix all the electronics with his magic lightning bolt? #RAW #Heymanfabe
1.7 19:31 
Holla, holla! <click> #RAW
1.7 19:26 
Aw shoot, "repaired the electronics" WAY too fast - DOWN WITH #HEYMANFABE #RAW
1.7 19:25 
If Graves doesn't fake apologise for his fake spontaneous swearing, #kayfabe is still dead (I'll give him one more segment) #RAW
1.7 19:17 
Isn't this usually where Strowman shows up, yells "I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU" and tips over the ambo? #RAW
1.7 19:15 
@tapemachines If you're really, really fortunate......they'll have the ability to replay the tape some time in the next 2.75 hours (at which time I'll say "TOO SOON TO RESTORE POWER WHAT ABOUT #KAYFABE")
1.7 19:13 
He still didn't manage to get the crowd to not go into business for themselves, of course. Also, didn't really need Graves' punctuation on it unless they were supposed to cut his mic mid-expletive as part of the "power outage" and missed the cue #RAW
1.7 19:12 
That was fun! WAY OVERDONE, but it's not like he's exactly ever been the master of subtlety. It's not gonna make me get on the phone and tell all my friends to turn to #RAW, but I *did* tweet about it...
27.6 15:27 
I'M BACK
25.6 20:54 
This new "rounds" system is THE WORST #2OutOf3Falls #SDLive
25.6 20:49 
This rounds system is THE WORST #SDLive
24.6 20:39 
Did No Way Jose stop chasing Truth long enough to do the conga line thing with Gallows & Anderson near AJ Styles but then go back to chasing Truth, or is this that "WWE still hiring a continuity guy" thing? #RAW
23.6 17:52 
RIP Drew Gulak's first name now that Vince knows he exists #WWEStompingGrounds
10.6 19:42 
I guess, not surprisingly, @WWE and I have different opinions on the meaning of "totally cross-cultural" #RAW
10.6 19:26 
This show's version of Friday's match has already been equal to or exceeded...okay, okay, gonna retire this riff. (Probably.) #RAW
7.6 14:12 
So is Shane the new lineal champ or
7.6 12:03 
Hey guys guess whether or not my interest in this show is equivalent to or exceeds that of WrestleMania
27.5 21:35 
WWE GETTIN' HYPED FOR THAT THIRD HOUR OF #RAW RATINGS
27.5 20:50 
Been thinking (admittedly, not very hard) about the House of Saud bringing Goldberg out of @WWE retirement. When was the last time they were this interested in a Jewish guy? So, of course, I went straight to Google and....turns out the answer wasn't as surprising as you'd think https://pic.twitter.com/6kTDBCiaE8
27.5 20:28 
Was dinner respected tho #RAW
27.5 20:11 
Remember this moment just now where Cole hypes the upcoming episode of "Firefly Fun House!" because I guarantee you after they air it, Cole will have totally forgotten and say "what the hell was THAT" #RAW
27.5 20:06 
Yes, wrestling fans, Brock Lesnar doesn't pay attention to this show either #RAW
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