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1.12.19 18:43 |
| I was gonna check out what passed for Starrcade this year but appears to be down. I keep asking myself why I keep paying for this thing and obviously it's so I can craft amusing tweets about it without actually ever watching it |
18.11.19 21:58 |
| Wow, guys, just think - we;re only seven short days from no longer having to give a shit about |
11.11.19 21:12 |
| I mean, we already know what's under there - it's a camera, dummy! |
11.11.19 19:50 |
| WRESTLING FANS, don't you dare miss that new/old show "Hour of Chuckling!" |
4.11.19 19:40 |
| "Open up or I'll hit you with this blunt instrument I use to hit dead-beats with bad credit cards. Well, it's not an instrument, it's more of an object, but it's blunt, hard and blunt, and well ... it's kinda like a bat. I found it out back one day when I was raking" |
16.10.19 03:28 |
| Bischoff out, replaced by Prichard |
11.10.19 19:38 |
| Ya know if we had a REAL One True Leader of the Smarks they'd get the chanting idiots to work on a "Chad" chant |
11.10.19 19:20 |
| oh my
how unexpected
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9.10.19 19:08 |
| RT : just in the last couple of weeks, this is the first title match since doing it, you're good |
9.10.19 19:08 |
| Okay, I know I haven't been paying attention for yonks, but when did they "demote" the Cruiserweight championship? |
7.10.19 19:25 |
| Hey check it out guys, is coming to...."Minneanpolis" https://pic.twitter.com/RbJ8ddk8gd |
7.10.19 19:07 |
| PSA: The guy in the bowtie is talking on |
7.10.19 19:06 |
| Me: <flips on
Lashley: Oh hey Rusev
(saxophone music starts playing)
Me: <flips to pregame> |
6.10.19 19:16 |
| Oh wait did this show start an hour ago? Ooopsie
(Doesn't matter, stream just died - wow seven minutes, new record) |
6.10.19 19:07 |
| OH MY GOD AN ACTUAL LIVE STREAM ON MY SAINTS BE PRAISED (does this mean nobody's streaming this show except me?) |
3.10.19 22:01 |
| See guys Troy Aikman totally knows WWE RT : Proud to join the team to beat bullying w and . Hope you'll take a stand against bullying too! |
1.10.19 11:42 |
| RAW #1375 September 30, 2019 "Season Premiere" |
30.9.19 21:59 |
| Ever seen fifteen camera cuts during a single kiss? Well, NOW you have! |
30.9.19 20:10 |
| Oh great, it's Saudi Arabia season in the WWE again - maybe we should give up WWE for October |
30.9.19 20:02 |
| Hey is Hulk Hogan still racist? I forget |
30.9.19 19:59 |
| Dom Stereo |
27.9.19 19:22 |
| I will say Miz and Charlotte have already repeatedly tapped out to the TelePrompTer |
27.9.19 19:21 |
| Man this "SmackDown's Greatest Hits" show currently on Fox is GREAT! How come nobody told me this was airing? (Looks like FS1 will give it a replay or two next week) |
26.9.19 21:03 |
| Your move, Wrestling Twitter RT : Today I learned that the 24/7 title has seriously screwed up the Lineal Championship. Also, it may be criminal that even after I follow , who are doing God's work so I don't have to, their follower count remains in single digits. |
26.9.19 21:03 |
| Today I learned that the 24/7 title has seriously screwed up the Lineal Championship. Also, it may be criminal that even after I follow , who are doing God's work so I don't have to, their follower count remains in single digits. |
25.9.19 20:04 |
| Good to see I still can't get a live stream of the working on my |
15.9.19 18:08 |
| <buffering>
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"PLAYBACK ERROR"
Yeah, definitely an improved streaming experience. Way to go |
15.9.19 18:05 |
| Oh man EVERY title? Is WALTER here tonight? |
15.9.19 18:04 |
| Oh boy, it's streaming (at a very low bitrate)! Let's see how many minutes we can last before it errors out |
15.9.19 18:01 |
| Hmmm, WWE says I'm not a subscriber any more. It's only been, what, five years? OK, let's sign up again. Aw man, I don't get a free month?
Oh, never mind, it doesn't wanna work on my Roku anyway. How badly do I wanna watch this PPV? Isn't there football on? |
20.8.19 02:23 |
| OK one last thing about last night...where the heck was this photo taken, Iowa? https://pic.twitter.com/2zfJk9BKMP |
19.8.19 20:11 |
| Skype's gotta be paying WWE, right? Google gave me zilch but this has gotta be a story |
19.8.19 19:35 |
| Hooray! The Fiend turns babyface! |
19.8.19 19:25 |
| (Oh, yes, I already wish Lawler wasn't on commentary, by the way) |
19.8.19 19:24 |
| Sadly, I'm still blocked by Jerry Lawler - and Michael Cole and John Layfield - who probably got tired of me them in "chuckling idiot" tweets and blocked me all during the same commercial break |
19.8.19 17:09 |
| I should add that earlier this afternoon I accessed my WWE Network to finally watch (SPOILER) The British Bulldog win the Highly Coveted Samovar Trophy, which somehow I'd gone my whole life without watching.
"I don't rate battle royals." |
19.8.19 16:42 |
| Tom Buchanan forgets nothing! https://prowrestlingstories.com/news/former-wwe-photographer-tom-buchanon-details-what-went-wrong-the-night-owen-hart-passed-away/ |
13.8.19 21:06 |
| And then the three of them just stood there for 166 straight hours |
13.8.19 20:29 |
| Needed more klangy poles tbh |
13.8.19 19:11 |
| Elias was SO traumatized.... that he showed up, competed on RAW, won a championship, and... |
13.8.19 15:57 |
| It was a strange incidence of WWF keeping kayfabe - earlier that weekend on the syndies, they showed Booger drawing his number, bragging about and SAYING his number, and then having to relinquish and redraw his number because he was a dumb dumb. |
12.8.19 21:19 |
| Unwittingly accurate RT : You ever seen a dead body?
Because next event you will. https://twitter.com/smashwrestling/status/1161062578203873280 |
12.8.19 20:26 |
| Michael Cole out here talking about Skittles like they're a new sponsor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBAXWZ6vLRc |
12.8.19 20:21 |
| RATS RT : more like....Do The Drew....#WWE |
12.8.19 20:20 |
| "Do the Dew? More like DO THE DREW"
Man I hope I said that first |
12.8.19 20:16 |
| Oh, shit! So King of the Ring is in St. Paul? I'm.....still not going! |
12.8.19 19:16 |
| Sorry, meant the Saint PROPHETS |
12.8.19 19:13 |
| Ironically, they can't change camera angles off of the Street Profits |
12.8.19 19:12 |
| STOP CHANGING CAMERA ANGLES EVERY HALF SECOND IT'S A FRIGGIN' TALKY SEGMENT GEEZ |
23.7.19 19:23 |
| New Day have already fulfilled the "uh oh" quota for tonight so I guess I can turn the show off and watch it later |