Click on the counter to learn where I got it, and where YOU can get it!
Click on the really small version of my Kinderfoto to get the normal-sized version! 
Here is a more recent photo so people stop complaining about me having a six-year old photo on my page.
And here's one.
And here's one more.
My Plaintext resume is now online. Tell your boss! Good senior Solaris admins are hard to find, you know! :)
The KZiM Archives are really just a big list of all the music I own (it's up to 5859 as of 11 April!), but hey, that's a little impressive, isn't it? You can also get it in an 94 page, 160K PDF file!
If you're more into seeking out what I've got by individual artists, jump to the HTML-ized search page.
The best page on earth for Mac Internet users - at least in 1996 - is (was) Andrew's MacTCP Drive-Thru. If you are on the 'net and have a Mac and you need it, this is the place to look.
Want to find out where those hackers are from? Here's a list of country codes. Don't like that one? Here's another one!
Oh yeah, don't forget I have a German approximation of an VERY old version of this homepage if you get REALLY bored. Most of those links are dead these days - consider yourself WARNED and BORED!
Oh no! Don't be like The TURNER INTERNET POLICE!
Last updated: 11.4.4
