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2000 R.S.P-W Awards | And now, the 'Netter suggested awards: |
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And now, the 'Netter suggested awards: Best Female Personality: 1)Lita 2)Miss Hancock 3)Torrie Wilson Most Devalued Title: 1)WCW HW title 2)WCW US title 3)WWF European title Worst PPV: 1)WCW SOuled Out 2)ECW Novemebr to Remember 3)WCW Great American Bash Worst Ex-Wrestling Gimmick: David Arquette - one day, he's the WCW World Heavyweight Champion, and the next, he's "Mr. Jimmy, the guardian angel who got every question on his angel's exam wrong" on Nickelodeon's "Pelswick" (well, there's one WCW world champion working for Viacom...) (Lance Storm would probably point out that at least it's a Canadian production) Biggest Mark-Out Moment: 1st: Chris Jericho wins WWF title, RAW 2nd: Chris Benoit wins WWF Title, both times 3rd: Undertaker returns, Judgement Day Rookie of the Year : Kurt Angle First Annual Terry Taylor Award (for effort shown when stuck with a ridiculous gimmick) 1.Mike Awesome 2.Hugh Morrus 3.Al Snow WORST BIAS TOWARDS A PARTICULAR WRESTER AWARD: Jim Ross to the Rock. "OH DAMN, HE OWED ME A RECEIPT!!!" AWARD: Hulk Hogan, because of Yokozuna's passing. THE ADOLF HITLER AWARD FOR ZEALOUS ABANDON: L.Brent Bozell, for blindly trying to run the WWF off of network TV. "I'VE HAD A YEAR OFF, I'VE STILL GOT A SLIGHT HEADACHE SO I'LL RETIRE" AWARD: Bret Hart, without question. THE "OOH, WHICH HOLE DO I USE TO VOTE FOR GORE? IS IT THIS ONE THAT SAYS 'BUCHANAN'?" AWARD: pretty much the whole of Florida. Favorite Female Wrestler: 1. Ivory 2. Lita 3. Jacqueline (Yes, it's because I'm in love with Ivory. I know Lita pretty much saved women's wrestling this year. If the category is "best," switch Lita with Ivory.) Best Online Recaps: 1.CRZ (Hey, I'm a suck up... So sue me?) Worst Online Recaps: 1. Sean Shannon Best Free TV Match: 1. Radicalz,Xpac, and Triple H vs. Cactus Jack, The Rock, Too Cool, and Rikishi 2. Tajiri vs. Pscicosis 3. Jericho vs Benoit form SmackDown. (IC Title match) Most deserving of a bullet to the head. 1. Mark Madden Worst online gimmick. 1. Sean Shannon pretending to hate ECW so he can feel all cool and get heat with the fans and ECW wrestlers. 2. Sean Shannon refuses Steve Corino's invite cause of Spina bifida. YEAH RIGHT! (LIAR gimmick) 3. NetCop Worst thing on Wrestleline 1. Monday Night Ratings by columnist 2. Anything written by Sean Shannon 3. Wrestleline itself Best site. 1. Slash/wrestling 2. wrestlingobserver 3. IronMaiden.com :-) Site that really needs an update. 1. Ollie's Wrestling Resources worst site. 1. 1wrestling.com 2. mark madden's web site 3. goatse.cx (Don't go here, unless you want to puke) Hottest Woman 1. Trish Stratus 2. Molly Holly 3. Dawn Marie Best Impersonation: Big Show as the Showster slut award 1st: stephanie mcmahon-helmsley 2nd: trish stratus 3rd: terri BEST SINGLE INTERVIEW: Rock and Chris Jericho steal each other's catch phrases. BEST REFEREE: None of the above. Best recycling of theme music (both this year and all-time): The Patriot/Kurt Angle Best executive/commissioner: Cat, Foley, Flair Worst Part about Being a Smart Mark: 1st: Knowing that all these fucking retards will just write "Rock" for any "Worst" category even though he ALWAYS cuts good promos, wrestles interesting matches, and even sells. 2nd: Wondering why I am the only person who understands that Albert is a fantastic wrestler. 3rd: Feeling bad for getting so excited about Austin pulling out wristlocks and armbars, when everyone in the arena just wants to see the Stunner. If there's one additional award I have to add to this year, it's the "Best Conversation" Award going to Edge, Christian and Triple H. "(doodoo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo) (doodoodoodoo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo)" "Youthinkyouknowme! Youthinkyouknowme! Youthinkyouknowme!" "That's it! Get out." "Hey, chill out, big guy! We can play your song too! (doodoodoodoodoo-doo-doo-doodoodoodoo)" "IT'S *MY TIME*! IT'S *MY TIME*! IT'S *MY TI-" "GET OUT! GET OUT!" Let's see if they win it again next year. :) Best one liners 1."If being right was an Olympic event, I'd have a gold medal damnit" Lance Storm 2."Relax Gameliscious, its Edge's birthday" Christian 3."We're not going to put our 100% undefeated by the Rock in Kentucky streak at risk" Edge 4."We don't do anything illegal, we do 'run ins.' " Edge 5."Janet, you missed a spot" Christian said to the woman giving Edge his facial after they got the stink face fromm Rikishi. Fantasy Match: Big Show Vs. Hogan Vs. Nash Vs. Undertaker In a 4 move match where the winner is the first wrestler to perform 4 different wrestling moves. Best Costume: Undertaker Best Champion: Crash Holly (Hardcore) How about a most gorgeous woman in wrestling award: 1st: Steph 2nd: Lita 3rd: Trish some additonal questions you should put in next year Smark overated : D'lo Brown Smark Underated : Dallas Page (yeah yeah believe it or not) Best Online Recapper- CRZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Worst Champion 1st: David Arquette (WCW) 2nd: Perfect Event - Shawn Stasiak & Chuck Palumbo (WCW tag) 3rd: Harris Brothers (WCW tag) Best Entrance Music 1st: Too Cool 2nd: D'Lo Brown/LoDown 3rd: X-Pac Biggest Upset 1st: Chris Jericho d. Triple H (WWF title, 4/17/2000) 2nd: Rikishi d. Chris Benoit (WWF Intercontinental, 6/22/2000) 3rd: Kid Kash d. Rhino (ECW TV, 8/26/2000) Most Improved Interviewee award: Chris Benoit. Now, is it just me, or has Chris gotten pretty damn good on the mic over the last few months? Dunno about anyone else, but I certainly have never have expected to see him holding a crowd in the palm of his hand thanks to what he's *saying*... Get Off My Bloody TV award: Billy Gunn. I hate Rock, but at least he's over. I hate Tazz, but at least he's a good interview and colour man. What's this idiot's excuse? Him getting good pops because the crowd hasn't seen him in six months is hardly an excuse to give him the goddamn Push From Hell. Best Internet Smark 1st: CRZ New Catagory Best Power Wrestler- Not always a beloved style of wrestling but a legitmate one. Most Likely To Consume The Whole Menu At Burger King In One Sitting: Mark Madden Best PPV Replay Promo: WWF Summerslam Best Band Website: theearlyevening.com Best IRC Chat Room 1. Dalnet #rspwtalk/#rspw/#rspwchat 2. Opennet #wrestling 3. Undernet #wrestlingzone CRZ SEZ: WHEW! THAT'S ALLLLLLLLL, FOLKS! |
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