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29.6.19 13:42 LAST MINUTE PREP: One thing you've probably learned about me if you've spent any time around me is that my last hair trim was July 4, 2013 - so that'll be six years this week. Today I was reminded that the only reason my hair isn't even longer than it is is because of my ability to shed two hundred pounds of hair a year. My Shark vacuum cleaner, which I believe to be the best in the world (suck it, Dyson - oh ha ha NO PUN INTENDED), neatly collects hair in very large, long, round clumps for me to remove from the intake at regular intervals and marvel at because I only vacuum a couple of times a year.
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