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6.7.19 13:06 
DATELINE: 29TH ST W - Hey did I ever tell you about that one time I was in such a hurry to get from DRAGO to Transmission and it was a little dark and I was a little distracted so when I opened the door of that Volkswagen New Beetle, the alarm immediately went off. In a panic, I frantically pushed every button on my key fob, but the noise didn't stop... and it started to dawn on me that I was trying to get into THE WRONG BEETLE because MY car was merrily flashing its lights and unlocking itself just two cars down the curb. I don't know how one even SETS a car alarm without also simultaneously locking the doors; I certainly can't do it with *mine.* Fortunately, nobody witnessed me breaking into a car that wasn't mine, so I stepped to MY car, quickly drove off and vowed to keep this terrible, terrible secret to myself...for at least 2½ days.
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