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21.9 19:49 Pizza Hut TV ad: If you're looking for the best place to pick up a pizza, might we recommend the place with "Pizza" in the name?
Me: Dude, you just described virtually EVERY pizza restaurant
TV: (silent, because me talking to it as if it is a person still won't make it respond)