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17.6.21 21:49 
DOIN' THE DEW AND DOO DOO: It's been the talk of Facebook since I posted of its existence - what - WHAT - does this yellow pineapple lookin' Dew taste like? Now, if you know me, you know that I...have a strong, intense dislike for pineapple, so I wasn't gonna buy the 12 pack. I DID buy this 20oz bottle though - for YOU - because YOU, who surprisingly and incredibly care very much what I think of all these crazy varietals - YOU demand it of ME. (Or you're a known, vocal lover of all things pineapple like Rachel, to whom I dedicate this post.) And so, here we are. Seeing that coconut was right next to pineapple on the label made me feel like I wasn't outright burning the two bucks to buy it, so what the hell...

And you know what? It's.....OKAY. It's NOT BAD. I am NOT MAD AT IT. I am SURPRISED ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS. I THINK I'm still glad I didn't buy a 12 pack but it's still kinda Dew in its own way and the coconut takes a prominence that makes it a really interesting and thirst-quenching drink! It's also got almost as much sugar as a Liberty Brew (74g in this 20oz bottle) and a Dew-like level of caffeine (92mg) which made me screw the cap back on and put it back in the fridge for me to enjoy when I don't have to be awake and at KFAI in 8 hours.

VERDICT: It's not piña colada Dew...I don't know you can adequately categorize it except "yep, another Dew - they did it again, Cubbie" and leave it at that...that is, until the caffeine kicks in. HEYWOW

This one is part of the "100 Days of Baja" promotion so if you like it, stock up IMMEDIATELY - these things never last as long as they say they will.

COMING SOON TO THIS TIMELINE: Baja Punch! Don't forget to subscribe to my channel, hit Like, and comment below about how you stan for kpop
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