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11.9.14 19:55 
So, listen - the Timberwolves are holding open auditions for in-arena host and I was/am deluded enough to apply and score a slot. I definitely know that what Minnesota needs the most may not be a pudgy, 40-something white male whose media experience is limited to self-made YouTube videos and Post-Newsweek public access as the face of their on court entertainment, BUT! if you've ever been to the Target Center and endured some of the "talent" that's held down the job for the past seasons, you might excuse me for thinking I could do a better job. Tryouts are two weeks from tonight - if I can just decide on a hair style and lose 70 pounds between now and then, I'm a shoo-in for sure.
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