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30.11.15 22:29 This is probably too much information, but I--

(hears half of you immediately stop reading and scroll on)

Hey, God bless ya.

This is probably too much information, but I clawed my own hip in apparent overeagerness to take off my pants so I could switch to sweats. That sentence isn't embarrassing enough already, so let's go ahead and be totally honest - when I say "hip," I really mean "butt" or "ass." So now I have this painful slash mark where I ALMOST drew blood right on the side of my ass and it stings and the worst part is I did it to myself. (Not that there was danger of anybody else doing it?)

Anyway, I finally trimmed my beautiful, formerly long fingernails so you can once again shake my hand without fear.
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