| 19.2.10 13:02 | 
 | ♫ What if it were you hanging up on this wall? / If it were you in that sandwich, you wouldn’t be laughing at all! ♫ |
| 19.2.10 12:55 | | You were hacked, weren't you. That's sad. |
| 19.2.10 11:18 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY AÇAà |
| 19.2.10 00:47 | | I say this every four years (and you do, too, probably): skeleton is some CRAZY SHIT. |
| 18.2.10 23:41 | | I thought we already *knew* WHY MMA is illegal in New York State. |
| 18.2.10 22:22 |
 | Oh no! I'm 's 666th follower! Quick, somebody else follow him! |
| 18.2.10 20:24 |
 | FORTUNE OF THE DAY: http://twitpic.com/141j63 |
| 18.2.10 15:31 | | Here you are, from aol. I THINK you can even embed it! http://bit.ly/9tx5RO (Video ) |
| 18.2.10 11:10 |
| I guess I'm skipping the whole twitpic/tweetphoto/yfrog phase by attempting to leap straight to (admittedly static) Qik video |
| 18.2.10 10:46 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEAR |
| 17.2.10 19:21 | | Oh come ON, curling team |
| 17.2.10 18:53 |
 | Well now it just looks like I'm talking to myself. Time to go home and talk to my wife instead! (Sometimes, she answers!) |
| 17.2.10 18:52 |
| You cannot be that bored. RT Qik - One minute from my desk by Christopher Robin Zimmerman http://qik.ly/63qp |
| 17.2.10 18:51 |
| Qik - One minute from my desk by Christopher Robin Zimmerman http://qik.ly/63qp |
| 17.2.10 15:05 |
 | RT : McLaughlin Group Panelist Mort Zuckerman might run for Senate in NY? http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/13/nyregion/13mort.html |
| 17.2.10 14:47 | | Mystery solved: "CRZ" shortened from Chilean telenovela "Corazón Rebelde" - hash tag is (not me!) http://bit.ly/4tUAyj |
| 17.2.10 12:59 | | This is awesome!! ()http://yfrog.com/35dsc0204j |
| 17.2.10 12:32 | | No ashes for me; I gave up Catholicism for Lent. (OK, OK, I've been Protestant my whole life - but it's a funny line!) |
| 16.2.10 17:31 | | But , the REAL question is: are you following the rainbow? FOLLOW THE RAINBOW. TASTE THE RAINBOW. |
| 16.2.10 16:07 |
 | I know I should give it a chance, but allow me to predict a week early that WWE NXT will NOT deliver the ratings Syfy is looking for |
| 16.2.10 11:02 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER |
| 16.2.10 00:03 |
 | I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but we only get 140 characters - asking for name and city is a bit much |
| 15.2.10 23:55 | | Danger! Danger! is NOT the adorable Olympics mascot! (He's still pretty amusing, though.) |
| 15.2.10 16:52 |
 | With 3 weeks until new Monday Night Wars, the time has never been more ripe to open a pro wrestling website - and hire me as editor |
| 15.2.10 16:51 |
| Clearly, news of impending new Monday Night Wars by TNA has overloaded Twitter! |
| 15.2.10 16:24 | | TNA Mon. news: tomorrow's date + NYC dateline on the release, despite presser in Orlando - possibly tomorrow - that about cover it? |
| 15.2.10 02:42 | | Thanks, Presidents! I really needed today off! |
| 14.2.10 20:02 |
 | RT : http://the-w.com/t/40162 Doug Fieger (lead singer of The Knack) dead at 57 |
| 14.2.10 15:46 |
 | Man, there are so many things I should probably be doing instead of sitting here watching this red flag coverage... |
| 14.2.10 15:07 | | RT : Scoreboard marriage proposal just backfired ! She got up & ran out of rink ! Crowd booed her ! |
| 14.2.10 01:13 | | Can anybody tell me why the Googlebot is looking for Berlusconi on our websites (and apparently everywhere)? |
| 13.2.10 22:23 |
 | "I ski to Justice!" "Well, *I* ski to DEADMAU5!" |
| 13.2.10 21:06 | | I can't believe I'm missing the Olympics for these NBA "skills" - there better be some redemptive dunks forthcoming |
| 13.2.10 16:34 | | Last 6 "@CRZ" tweets are in Spanish and make absolutely no sense to me - guess I lack cultural context? Don't know how to fix that |
| 13.2.10 16:19 | | I must be the only dude on Twitter who watched the Opening Ceremonies without simultaneously tweeting (you dudes tweet a lot) |
| 12.2.10 12:32 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: APRICOT MANGO |
| 12.2.10 00:22 |
| I managed to watch both Gatorade Duels without being spoilerized! Where's MY parade? |
| 11.2.10 16:22 |
 | RT : Links to Winter Parking Restrictions info in Spanish, Somali and Hmong are now on our homepage. http://bit.ly/cC90bg |
| 11.2.10 16:13 |
 | Hey, somebody read their email! RT Adult Swim Now Airing 3D Andy Dick Reenactment as “News Segment†http://bit.ly/9FaEu1 |
| 11.2.10 10:37 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: ORANGE CRÈME |
| 11.2.10 01:02 | | Hope it's going OK... |
| 10.2.10 12:07 | | Happy birthday ! Remember, fifty is the new (whatever the last guy told you)! |
| 10.2.10 11:56 |
| Now THIS is something we can get into! RT : 15 Pictures of Pandas Playing in the Snow http://www.geekosystem.com/yvyvq |
| 10.2.10 11:45 | | Hooray! My new camera has arrived!! |
| 10.2.10 11:45 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: POMEGRANATE PEAR |
| 9.2.10 23:45 |
| Wow, did Letterman just say "Craig Kilborn is next" before they overdubbed him? Was that a bit, or did Sade take him back in time? |
| 9.2.10 18:18 |
| Do we have a picture of Liza Minelli? There we go. http://tweetphoto.com/10895272 |
| 9.2.10 16:34 | | TODAY'S CONSUMED RAMEN EXPIRATION DATE: 1/12/06 (Maruchan, mushroom) |
| 9.2.10 16:21 |
 | Part of the Conan purge, http://twitter-tracker.com/ now redirects to NBC.com. All we're left with is an abandoned |
| 9.2.10 16:16 |
| OMG I CAN'T WAIT IN ALL CAPS RT : Just recorded a jingle for tweets to be read on the show tonight. Usual high standard |
