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23.2.10 18:00 No, I'm NOT particularly interested in your scam-- wait...discovered by a MOM, you say? WELL then! Scam away!
23.2.10 15:24 Men, at the urinal, do you pee really loudly or quietly? I ask because I just had a very loud pee and it was very satisfying. TWITTER
23.2.10 13:57 The highs and lows of Twitter: I was excited to learn I had a hundredth follower, but then I found out it was @Llakor
23.2.10 12:28 
Maybe WWE can't announce Cyndi Lauper until she's off "The Celebrity Apprentice?" Surely she'll be with Wendi Richter at the HOF!
23.2.10 12:03 Welcome to 2008 RT @MikeRylander: Whose idea was this?! #KathieLeeAndHoda
23.2.10 11:53 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: RASPBERRY AÇAÍ BERRY
22.2.10 22:23 
We went back and checked just for @hansen9j - the official time on Jeff Hardy's reign at Extreme Rules is 3'10"
22.2.10 22:19 
Our official time on John Cena's most recent championship reign: 3'35". The champ was here.
22.2.10 22:07 Grammys won by: Cheech & Chong, 1; Jewel, 0
22.2.10 21:53 
According to an old r.s.p-w FAQ, Andre's reign was 1'45"; Yokozuna's was 2'08". You can probably get the newer ones, @hansen9j
22.2.10 14:54 Also, because it was on ABC @Dave_Schwartz But back then local Nbc's not flooded with emails! RT @wingoz: 30yrsagomiracleonicenotliveeither.
22.2.10 13:09 Dear @marcuslorenz: I love you, spammer. Thanks for being my 97th follower. I knew all this talking about nothing would pay off!
22.2.10 13:08 "Uh-oh. Sounds like SOMEBODY'S got a case of the MONDAYS!" - thankfully followed by quick reminder that curling is on break room TV
22.2.10 13:02 I now suspect unfollower was a spammer I failed to block who was subsequently suspended by twitter this morning. So: much ado over nothin'
22.2.10 13:01 Sounds like message board admin'ing! RT @thecubsfan @CRZ You would get more followers, but perhaps not always the followers you'd want.
22.2.10 13:00 Hmm...price is a little high RT @KevinMarshall @CRZ The difference between 90-something and 9,000 followers? Tweets about Vance Archer.
22.2.10 12:58 But you're ALREADY following! RT @swampynomo The easiest way to get me to follow you is to leave me comment that shows you have actual pulse
22.2.10 12:46 
After asking if I would get more followers with more pro wrestling tweets, somebody unfollowed me. This means NOTHING!
22.2.10 11:52 
@CraigyFerg Have you been watching Tom Snyder tapes again? (Did Letterman get to you?)
22.2.10 11:51 
Would I get more followers if I made more pro wrestling observations? (Also: Why do I want more followers?)
22.2.10 09:47 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACKBERRY CRÉME
21.2.10 21:36 
Only the #twolves - Darko Milicic +35, Al Jefferson -37, Ryan Hollins -22 - How long until Darko starts instead of Hollins?
21.2.10 20:17 
Battery almost gone...later #twolves
21.2.10 20:16 
Darko back in - #twolves 5-0 run - just sayin'
21.2.10 20:13 
After an 11-0 Thunder run, "We want Darko" chants can be heard #twolves
21.2.10 20:02 
OMG #twolves LEEEEEEEEEEEAD
21.2.10 19:58 
Come ON #twolves
21.2.10 19:29 
Only losing by single digits!!--oh, wait, never mind #twolves
21.2.10 19:01 
RT @rkbrew: anyone else notice that darko is leading the #twolves' +/- with a +9?
21.2.10 18:59 
DARKO WATCH: Ready for second appearance! #twolves
21.2.10 18:34 
DARKO TIPS FOR TWO! #twolves
21.2.10 18:25 
DARKO IS IN!
21.2.10 18:09 
The Mayor is IN (@ Target Center w/ 7 others) http://4sq.com/fnesM
20.2.10 18:42 
Heh - it's not an official race until Paul Menard goes into somebody
20.2.10 18:00 
This Nationwide race is ALMOST boring enough for me to consider watching CPAC instead - oops, it's over - hey how about that Ron Paul
20.2.10 14:14 Ah, complete stranger - I never knew why you followed me and now I don't know why you unfollowed me. Vaya con Dios, amiga
19.2.10 23:53 What's Long John Silver's think about this? :) RT @TravisKvapil Yum!! http://tweetphoto.com/11917492
19.2.10 23:49 I'd like to high five Madeleine Dupont, if you know what I mean #danmark #curlingjokes #vancouver
19.2.10 13:37 I wish (redacted) had given up blogging for Lent!
19.2.10 13:28 
LOVE that 38 AND @tacobell! http://tweetphoto.com/11880876
19.2.10 13:03 
CRZ: Filet-O-Fish is the new #FF
19.2.10 13:02 
♫ What if it were you hanging up on this wall? / If it were you in that sandwich, you wouldn’t be laughing at all! ♫
19.2.10 12:55 @CherryWhiteyy You were hacked, weren't you. That's sad.
19.2.10 11:18 
YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY AÇAÍ
19.2.10 00:47 I say this every four years (and you do, too, probably): skeleton is some CRAZY SHIT.
18.2.10 23:41 @KevinMarshall I thought we already *knew* WHY MMA is illegal in New York State.
18.2.10 22:22 
Oh no! I'm @DGilliland2010's 666th follower! Quick, somebody else follow him!
18.2.10 20:24 
FORTUNE OF THE DAY: http://twitpic.com/141j63
18.2.10 15:31 @GlynnMacN Here you are, from aol. I THINK you can even embed it! http://bit.ly/9tx5RO (Video #2)
18.2.10 11:10 
I guess I'm skipping the whole twitpic/tweetphoto/yfrog phase by attempting to leap straight to (admittedly static) Qik video
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