| 10.3.10 16:57 | 
 | I rescind my "minutes for Ryan" prediction RT The NBA has suspended Hollins 2 games for his altercations MON night |
| 10.3.10 11:51 |
| Surely he and Sasha will take the floor together some time tonight RT the nightmare is over....no more hollins |
| 10.3.10 11:43 |
 | I feel it necessary to note that and (whom I both follow) have awfully similar "throne/white background" photos |
| 10.3.10 11:35 | | Congratulations to follower , , easily the most bizarre probably-robo-spammer I've ever had follow me |
| 10.3.10 11:32 | | TT on Google Maps' cycling paths affirms my suspicion that a lot of recumbent bikers also tweet (hopefully not simultaneously) |
| 10.3.10 11:15 |
 | No, I DON'T have any opinion on Monday's pro wrestling shows! Now SHUT UP and let me tell you about this YOGURT I had this morning |
| 10.3.10 10:59 | | I KNOW that Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" and Ke$ha's "TiK ToK" aren't the same song...but I can't stop THINKING it. (I'm old.) |
| 10.3.10 10:35 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: MAPLE VANILLA (organic) |
| 10.3.10 00:04 | | Most unexpected/awesome late-80s reference of the day: RT : I wish I could freeze time like that girl in "Out of This World." |
| 9.3.10 20:16 | | I haven't watched since the Oscars - not coincidentally, I haven't experienced glitchy Comcast digital cable signal since Oscars |
| 9.3.10 16:57 |
 | http://twitpic.com/17lx53 - You may be on to something...I don't think your cuticle should be that colour. |
| 9.3.10 15:48 |
 | A sure sign of spring approaching Minnesota today - it may rain enough to make my car look yellow instead of black |
| 9.3.10 15:47 |
 | RT : Tell your friends to follow . Still kind of a new Twitter account and some haven't found us yet. |
| 9.3.10 15:12 | | Shut up, that Lincoln is AWESOME RT about to spend time with one of the world's most beloved Disney characters, Abraham Lincoln! |
| 9.3.10 14:47 |
 | I think AOL's new AIM for Android must be the cause of my sudden G1 battery drain - I'll give it one more day before I uninstall it. |
| 9.3.10 14:41 | | Your parade has been scheduled RT : Today I ordered: a CD, a DVD, and a Blu-ray. It's a digital media hat trick. |
| 9.3.10 13:56 | | Rapper who died 13 years ago fighting with toddler who died this morning for Top Twitter Trending Topic - THE NEW RACE WAR IS HERE |
| 9.3.10 13:18 | | RT : Republican bill invites Minnesotans to pay more taxes if they want to http://bring.mn/22v (via ) |
| 9.3.10 12:00 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: CHERRY POMEGRANATE |
| 8.3.10 13:40 |
| . Wait. If what you say is true, that makes me, like, the Al Franken of the IWC - I don't know how I feel about that |
| 8.3.10 13:39 |
| RT : Everyone is too busy listening to themselves rather than the premier retired wrestling recapper of our generation & the next |
| 8.3.10 13:31 |
| BESIDES... Nobody's pining for my opinion on pro wrestling in 2010, as far as I know. (I know, I know - I'm as shocked as you are.) |
| 8.3.10 13:30 | | It's not like I was watching TNA iMPACT! before, so it's kind of a no-brainer deciding to DVR the two shows we actually WATCH. |
| 8.3.10 13:27 |
 | When we get home, we'll probably watch "24" first. In fact, due to DVR restrictions, we'll only have 24 and RAW tonight. |
| 8.3.10 13:26 |
| I know it sounds strange, but I am postponing the New Monday Night Wars? for allegedly "real" sporting event Mavericks @ |
| 8.3.10 13:22 | | If you think that last tweet was directed at you......well.... |
| 8.3.10 13:22 | | Reading your Oscar tweets the morning after is WAY more painful than watching the Oscars was...even with Comcast's crap signal all night |
| 8.3.10 11:10 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: MOUNTAIN BLUEBERRY |
| 7.3.10 22:10 | | RT : The mystery of Zach's beard revealed. http://bit.ly/bfNgsT |
| 7.3.10 21:49 | | Quickest way to compile a list of Comcast's 612 customers is to see who's tweeting about digital cable problems RIGHT NOW |
| 7.3.10 21:29 | | I'm relieved that other Minneapolis customers are compelled to tweet about digital cable trouble trying to watch the |
| 6.3.10 23:15 | | OK, you've talked me into it - we'll tape delay the rest of for the main event |
| 6.3.10 23:12 |
| So we bought our 2010-11 season tickets tonight - a pretty nice upgrade from this season! Later, I will wonder WHYYYY |
| 5.3.10 22:07 |
 | Great party. http://twitpic.com/16v9wt |
| 5.3.10 20:30 |
 | I just became the mayor of Walgreens - Rosedale Square on ! http://4sq.com/9Uegj1 |
| 5.3.10 17:50 | | ♫ Throw me into the soft moss / Drive me into the highlands ♫ |
| 5.3.10 15:39 | | http://tweetphoto.com/13359171 How depressing to see these credit card scammers go mainstream |
| 5.3.10 14:46 | | I have the STRANGEST feeling that my latest follower may be involved with link spam! |
| 5.3.10 13:52 | | Now, office leftovers that may happen to include meat are exempted from the "No meat on Fridays during Lent" rule, right? |
| 5.3.10 11:48 | | Concur with the hashtag (a few hours later) |
| 5.3.10 11:44 |
| RT : 2 months ago, I was so excited about the Monday Night War. Until I saw 's product under Hogan. Now I dread the Monday Night War. |
| 5.3.10 11:41 | | Nothing to add but :( and RIP RT : Our friend WCCO-TV reporter Darcy Pohland died in her sleep last night. http://bit.ly/dsB8aQ |
| 5.3.10 11:39 |
 | RT : Winter Parking Restrictions have ended. Normal parking rules apply again. Follow all posted signs. http://bit.ly/9Uy6db |
| 5.3.10 11:34 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: TOASTED COCONUT VANILLA |
| 4.3.10 18:40 | | GOOOOOOOOOAL |
| 4.3.10 18:38 | | Wow, Versus is simulcasting the MSG feed of the game! This must have been a last-minute decision |
| 4.3.10 18:23 | | Hey Mike, when's Jerrid Sebesta returning to Twitter? Get on that. |
| 4.3.10 13:11 | | Quick verdict 10 minutes later: This Microsoft Tag reader is neat but useless. I guess open standards ARE the best after all (duh) |
| 4.3.10 12:59 |
| I confess! I'm installing Microsoft Tag for Android on my G1. Hey, if it works and it's free, I can get MSFT-agnostic really quickly |
| 4.3.10 12:52 | | Are you still tweeting about that story they've already retracted? Come on, slowpoke |
