| 27.3.10 20:48 |  | Briefly considered turning on every light in the house for the next hour |
| 27.3.10 20:09 |
 | Last night I had a dream that and George Takei were co-hosting "The Journal Editorial Report." It was...oddly specific? |
| 27.3.10 17:34 | | Is there some kind of dynamo embedded in Costco shopping carts or floors? Because I'm getting a static electricity shock about every 10 feet |
| 26.3.10 23:29 | | Well, I just saw "Wrong Side of Town" and I gotta tell ya... it was pretty great for what it was. |
| 26.3.10 19:04 | | Dear : PLEASE shrink that new bug - it's FREAKIN' HUGE compared to the old one. |
| 26.3.10 11:40 | | Hmm.....me getting 'd sounds dirtier than it actually is, right. GOOD CLEAN TWEETS. |
| 26.3.10 11:39 | | Thanks to for 'ing me EVERY week, even though nobody can read them thanks to that LOCK (so... YOU should follow HIM!) |
| 26.3.10 11:34 |
 | I'm glad it didn't say "I'm peeing !!!" RT : http://twitpic.com/1b1cs6 - I'm peeling !!! |
| 26.3.10 11:07 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: STRAWBERRY KIWI |
| 25.3.10 23:31 | | Stop saying "times out" before it becomes a |
| 25.3.10 23:11 | | Kayfabe. |
| 25.3.10 23:06 | | When you POST, and your POST says "I'm not posting!" guess what? You've done the EXACT OPPOSITE of NOT POSTING. |
| 25.3.10 21:14 | | Ernie, Kenny & the Chuckster calling the massacre of the is something I can't turn away from |
| 25.3.10 15:08 | | Nice to see Frank Hayes on the back page of my again, even if it's only for one issue. |
| 25.3.10 13:40 |
| Mail is on the way - thanks! |
| 25.3.10 13:25 |
| The new video is available on my page, dunno. Any way to reupload the ones that didn't show? They're still on my SD card |
| 25.3.10 13:24 |
| I watched both of them go to 100% and notify me that they were uploaded. That was a couple hours ago. I'll take a new video right now |
| 25.3.10 12:15 |
| Hi, thanks for asking! My username is CRZQik - two videos uploaded from my Android G1 in the past hour haven't shown up on my page. |
| 25.3.10 11:58 |
| My vid disappeared into the aether after it was uploaded... sorry to the two or three of you who were awaiting the yogurt video |
| 25.3.10 11:57 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: CHERRY (fruit on the bottom) |
| 24.3.10 23:25 |
 | Oh, yeah, that's so obvious and non-sinister :) RT : i found you through foursquare. thanks for following back. |
| 24.3.10 16:57 | | David Mamet's Master Class Memo to the Writers of The Unit: http://bit.ly/bCPyHW via (via ) |
| 24.3.10 16:36 |
 | I ★ted this and should have immediately stopped, but I haven't |
| 24.3.10 16:36 |
| I ♩that my tweeting goes way up when I am avoiding work |
| 24.3.10 16:35 |
| I ♦ makes no sense really |
| 24.3.10 16:34 |
| I ♣ your head to knock the stupid out of you |
| 24.3.10 16:34 |
| I â™ your dog |
| 24.3.10 16:16 | | There were more real-time results for "up up down down left right left right B A" than I expected |
| 24.3.10 16:12 | | RT : do you need a free download today? just posted a new remix for BALLOON http://t.opsp.in/Ed1d turn it up! xo |
| 24.3.10 16:12 | | Please, Twitter. Enough with the fronting. |
| 24.3.10 16:11 | | RT : okay okay.. im done, im not tryna be mean but some yall is hella frontin on not jus twitter but life in general. |
| 24.3.10 12:12 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: STRAWBERRY BANANA (fruit on the bottom) |
| 24.3.10 00:14 |
 | Yeah so when the theme is playing, do YOU start singing the chorus of Belinda Carlisle's "Mad About You" to it too? |
| 24.3.10 00:12 | | Oh no, I lost another follower! There's nothing so depressing as dropping from 10,000,000 followers to 1,111,111 followers. |
| 23.3.10 18:38 | | They say wisdom comes with age; I believe that means that is the WISEST MAN ON EARTH. |
| 23.3.10 18:32 |
| http://twitpic.com/1aikb6 - On the other hand...you wouldn't spell in "Vikeings," right? |
| 23.3.10 17:54 | | So long, - those 24 hours you were inexplicably following me were inexplicably magical |
| 23.3.10 17:45 | | Hey, in BINARY I have 10,000,000 followers. SO THERE. You know what they say: there are 10 types of people in the world... |
| 23.3.10 16:39 |
 | Hey! ! Thanks for the follow! Now, how do we get you back on ? Do I need to ban some morons? Tell me who! |
| 23.3.10 16:17 |
 | I guess the www.nba.com/timberwolves/news page only updates after wins? (WHERE IS MY BRIAN CARDINAL NEWS ) |
| 23.3.10 15:48 | | Confound it! I broke another nail! |
| 23.3.10 13:48 |
 | Kudos to for combining my fave beer with my fave part of Minneapolis to visit (but not live in)! |
| 23.3.10 13:41 |
| See? It's not just me! RT : The franchise is saved: Bring Back Cardinal http://mn-sz.com/?p=3640 |
| 23.3.10 13:26 |
| HOORAY!! Cardinal's Nest represent! RT : It's official: bring back Brian Cardinal for season's final 3 wks |
| 23.3.10 13:25 | | Your love of swearing--even more disconcerting than your love of Biden RT : God I love that man.RT : Biden Drops F-Bomb |
| 23.3.10 13:04 | | Pain? NO! RT : Writing a bluegrass hip hop song. What rhymes with Rainbow? |
| 23.3.10 12:34 | | RT : it's Free Cone Day!!! http://www.benjerry.com/ |
| 23.3.10 12:33 |
| One, please! RT : Schells to introduce Grain Belt Nordeast! Described as light maltiness, hop aroma with mild bitterness 4/7 |
| 23.3.10 11:51 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: ORANGE BLISS |
| 22.3.10 22:42 | | I disagree! RT : RT:@gapingvoid GOSH! There's a lot more to human dynamics and relationships than sending people links!!!!! |
