| 9.4.10 14:23 |  | Hey, I have another idea. (Uh oh.) |
| 9.4.10 13:14 |
 | I see how it is...I tweet about the incredible (and carb friendly!) KFC Double Down...suddenly miracle weight loss fruit scammers follow me |
| 9.4.10 13:13 | | Guys, keep this under your hats but I have a sneaky suspicion that Provisional Follower may be advertising something |
| 9.4.10 13:12 | | Thanks for the follow! |
| 9.4.10 13:07 | | You figured out it only existed in my mind, right? RT : i've very disappointed you didn't post a link to a video of this |
| 9.4.10 13:05 | | I would have no idea what Sarah Palin was saying today if (you don't even seem to like her!) weren't busy tweeting her every word |
| 9.4.10 13:02 | | You mean Monday! More than one? No way RT : I may fast today just so I can have more room for several Double Downs tomorrow. |
| 9.4.10 12:58 | | By the way, I retweeted myself A LOT MORE in my younger, more virile days. |
| 9.4.10 12:58 |
| I know I just RT'd myself, but people... there's ONLY ONE BUSINESS DAY until we can have a KFC Double Down!! |
| 9.4.10 12:57 |
| The KFC Double Down actually has LESS calories/fat/sodium than many other "fast food" sandwiches http://CRZ.us/432608 |
| 9.4.10 12:19 | | Remember when used to follow me? Good times. |
| 9.4.10 11:15 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: RASPBERRY |
| 8.4.10 16:22 | | Gentlemen, I have seen "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus," and I can tell you that "Mega Piranha" is no "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus." |
| 8.4.10 15:53 |
 | Why did I only learn this TODAY? Shoulda been banner RT @ geekosystem: Happy 20th Birthday, Twin Peaks http://bit.ly/9bwu5u |
| 8.4.10 14:04 | | Oh....no. RIP :( RT : Malcolm McLaren, mgr of the Sex Pistols & highly controversial figure, has died. http://bit.ly/ckEX7k |
| 8.4.10 12:37 | | I know I'm a day late on this, but the Tiger Woods commercial is a whole lot funnier with the audio replaced by the "Meow Mix" theme |
| 8.4.10 09:04 | | Scott and Chris have blogs, so they probably don't need Twitter. I never got a blog, so I am fractured across multiple platforms |
| 8.4.10 09:01 | | Thanks for the follow! I can only disappoint you now. |
| 8.4.10 08:21 | | I'm surprised/delighted that and know each other (maybe all Australians know all other Australians?) |
| 8.4.10 08:17 | | Thanks for the follow - and the retweet! |
| 8.4.10 08:08 | | Fortunately, I made it in right on time at 8am! Unfortunately, our India con-call number isn't working, so we're all waiting... |
| 8.4.10 08:05 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY |
| 8.4.10 02:28 | | Remember, kids...when you absolutely *must* be on an 8am conference call...be sure to stay up until 2:30am messin' around on Twitter |
| 8.4.10 02:18 |
 | http://twitpic.com/1e07il - This is EXACTLY what I'm talking about |
| 8.4.10 02:15 | | Oh man now I lost ANOTHER one. THIS ISN'T WORKING |
| 8.4.10 00:59 | | Oh, I don't NEED them, but I saw similar begging on T earlier today and wanted to engage in some artful parody (and wrote that instead) |
| 8.4.10 00:55 | | I'm not sure what's funnier - following me, UNfollowing me a scant few hours later... or the mere existence of |
| 7.4.10 23:43 | | GUYS I ONLY NEED 867 MORE FOLLOWERS TO GET TO A THOUSAND WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN COME ON DO IT DO IT DO IT |
| 7.4.10 23:42 | | Thanks to provisional follower , - a Wolves fan who for some reason constantly spells the team nickname "Wizards" |
| 7.4.10 23:36 |
 | HTML ENTITY OF THE DAY: ♺ RECYCLING SYMBOL FOR GENERIC MATERIALS ( / x267A) |
| 7.4.10 21:23 |
 | So long from the Target Center! FINAL: Warriors 116 107 - you suck, Nellie - good night, fanchatter |
| 7.4.10 21:13 |
| During runs like this, I find myself asking "How come they always go down by 20?" (108-104, :43.6) |
| 7.4.10 21:11 |
| just went ahead of the Warriors(' 3Q score) (108-100, 1:45) |
| 7.4.10 21:01 |
| I think tonight Jack has filled his "organ noodling" quota for the week...and then some. |
| 7.4.10 20:57 |
| Guys, keep this on the down low but I'm starting to think that the "Howl-O-Meter" is just a non-interactive piece of video! |
| 7.4.10 20:44 |
| The Warriors could score NOTHIN' in Q4 and I'm not sure the could take back the lead tonight... (99-78, 12:00 4th) |
| 7.4.10 20:28 |
| Who is.Anthony Tolliver an how did he get 30 on the in 2.5 quarters?! |
| 7.4.10 18:30 |
| The Mayor is WAY EARLY! Go and GO DARKO! (@ Target Center) http://4sq.com/fnesM |
| 7.4.10 18:28 |
| announced inactive tonight: Jawai, Jefferson |
| 7.4.10 17:39 | | Thanks for the follow, but seriously. Let. It. Go. |
| 7.4.10 11:43 | | You've only blogged for, like, A WEEK RT : Vote in TimesUnion.com's Best of the Capital Region. Put me in for best blog... |
| 7.4.10 11:42 |
| Thanks for the follow! Your "following" list is a fine group of celebrities (and ) to be in. |
| 7.4.10 10:58 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACH |
| 7.4.10 00:25 | | It's no fun when you're ANTICIPATING it RT now all of my Twitter followers can prank call me! http://yfrog.com/ju1r5j |
| 6.4.10 17:18 | | I'll bruise you. |
| 6.4.10 13:25 | | When your every tweet is an expression of utter awe, your "Wow." becomes worthless. Just sayin'. |
| 6.4.10 11:58 |
| http://twitpic.com/1dno64 - Oh but yes - my Best of box set arrived in the mail today! |
| 6.4.10 11:48 | | I read this as "Feel the bum" and got excited - then realised it was just my dirty mind RT Feel the burn...5.6.7.8 |
| 6.4.10 11:39 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: CHERRY VANILLA (probiotic) |
| 6.4.10 01:03 |
 | . ...or or - man, this cat's got more Twitter usernames... |
