| 11.4.10 16:44 |  | Oh man - it'll go to the shootout - if you get NHL Network, now is the time to watch it |
| 11.4.10 16:34 | | Oh man....not overtime |
| 11.4.10 16:08 | | Goal Flyers - 1-1, 13:06 3rd |
| 11.4.10 14:17 | | GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL RANGERS |
| 11.4.10 14:13 | | LET'S GO RANGERS - LET'S GO NHL CHANNEL |
| 11.4.10 04:01 | | ...or tweeting? RT : Is it worse to be asleep and dreaming with your subconcious or awake with your thoughts? |
| 10.4.10 22:38 |
 | Didn't really make up for four hours of snooze RT Holy crap this is gonna be awesome |
| 10.4.10 21:43 | | RIP Dixie Carter (the "Designing Women" woman, not ) http://www.etonline.com/news/2010/04/85796/ (via ) |
| 10.4.10 21:28 | | Thanks for the unfollow! |
| 10.4.10 19:30 |
| Oh my God, NASCAR on FOX, please stop this "brackets" crap. (I know that can't happen due to sponsorship but this is so so terrible) |
| 10.4.10 19:28 | | RT : A Malcolm McLaren Tribute Mix by DJ Premier - http://bit.ly/cdbnjj |
| 10.4.10 16:58 | | ....and there we go. |
| 10.4.10 16:52 |
 | Hey wait WHAT RT : Uh, you may want to drive by your local KFC, I picked up a double down today. |
| 10.4.10 16:51 | | Maybe if I start watching this game that dude won't get his no-hitter! |
| 10.4.10 16:44 |
 | You don't say. RT : GfeGet |
| 10.4.10 04:00 |
 | So, like, everyone's done a Tiger Woods ad parody by now. So here's mine: http://CRZ.us/433043 |
| 10.4.10 03:59 | | OMG! has been on Twitter since at least November without telling me! And now she's provisional follower ! |
| 9.4.10 19:12 |
 | I haven't seen so many jerseys for a dude not playing for the since Garnett left - man I dislike Kobe |
| 9.4.10 19:03 |
| The Mayor is IN! Go ! (@ Target Center w/ 9 others) http://4sq.com/fnesM |
| 9.4.10 14:23 | | Hey, I have another idea. (Uh oh.) |
| 9.4.10 13:14 |
| I see how it is...I tweet about the incredible (and carb friendly!) KFC Double Down...suddenly miracle weight loss fruit scammers follow me |
| 9.4.10 13:13 | | Guys, keep this under your hats but I have a sneaky suspicion that Provisional Follower may be advertising something |
| 9.4.10 13:12 | | Thanks for the follow! |
| 9.4.10 13:07 | | You figured out it only existed in my mind, right? RT : i've very disappointed you didn't post a link to a video of this |
| 9.4.10 13:05 | | I would have no idea what Sarah Palin was saying today if (you don't even seem to like her!) weren't busy tweeting her every word |
| 9.4.10 13:02 | | You mean Monday! More than one? No way RT : I may fast today just so I can have more room for several Double Downs tomorrow. |
| 9.4.10 12:58 | | By the way, I retweeted myself A LOT MORE in my younger, more virile days. |
| 9.4.10 12:58 |
| I know I just RT'd myself, but people... there's ONLY ONE BUSINESS DAY until we can have a KFC Double Down!! |
| 9.4.10 12:57 |
| The KFC Double Down actually has LESS calories/fat/sodium than many other "fast food" sandwiches http://CRZ.us/432608 |
| 9.4.10 12:19 | | Remember when used to follow me? Good times. |
| 9.4.10 11:15 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: RASPBERRY |
| 8.4.10 16:22 | | Gentlemen, I have seen "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus," and I can tell you that "Mega Piranha" is no "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus." |
| 8.4.10 15:53 |
 | Why did I only learn this TODAY? Shoulda been banner RT @ geekosystem: Happy 20th Birthday, Twin Peaks http://bit.ly/9bwu5u |
| 8.4.10 14:04 | | Oh....no. RIP :( RT : Malcolm McLaren, mgr of the Sex Pistols & highly controversial figure, has died. http://bit.ly/ckEX7k |
| 8.4.10 12:37 | | I know I'm a day late on this, but the Tiger Woods commercial is a whole lot funnier with the audio replaced by the "Meow Mix" theme |
| 8.4.10 09:04 | | Scott and Chris have blogs, so they probably don't need Twitter. I never got a blog, so I am fractured across multiple platforms |
| 8.4.10 09:01 | | Thanks for the follow! I can only disappoint you now. |
| 8.4.10 08:21 | | I'm surprised/delighted that and know each other (maybe all Australians know all other Australians?) |
| 8.4.10 08:17 | | Thanks for the follow - and the retweet! |
| 8.4.10 08:08 | | Fortunately, I made it in right on time at 8am! Unfortunately, our India con-call number isn't working, so we're all waiting... |
| 8.4.10 08:05 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY |
| 8.4.10 02:28 | | Remember, kids...when you absolutely *must* be on an 8am conference call...be sure to stay up until 2:30am messin' around on Twitter |
| 8.4.10 02:18 |
 | http://twitpic.com/1e07il - This is EXACTLY what I'm talking about |
| 8.4.10 02:15 | | Oh man now I lost ANOTHER one. THIS ISN'T WORKING |
| 8.4.10 00:59 | | Oh, I don't NEED them, but I saw similar begging on T earlier today and wanted to engage in some artful parody (and wrote that instead) |
| 8.4.10 00:55 | | I'm not sure what's funnier - following me, UNfollowing me a scant few hours later... or the mere existence of |
| 7.4.10 23:43 | | GUYS I ONLY NEED 867 MORE FOLLOWERS TO GET TO A THOUSAND WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN COME ON DO IT DO IT DO IT |
| 7.4.10 23:42 | | Thanks to provisional follower , - a Wolves fan who for some reason constantly spells the team nickname "Wizards" |
| 7.4.10 23:36 |
 | HTML ENTITY OF THE DAY: ♺ RECYCLING SYMBOL FOR GENERIC MATERIALS ( / x267A) |
| 7.4.10 21:23 |
| So long from the Target Center! FINAL: Warriors 116 107 - you suck, Nellie - good night, fanchatter |
