| 20.4.10 22:13 |  | Did you ever walk back to your laptop, see "29 new tweets" on the screen and KNOW they were probably all from the same person? |
| 20.4.10 19:00 | | Good nap. Nose still runny, though. For more on my bodily functions, be sure to visit... |
| 20.4.10 16:22 | | I can see it now... "his final tweet was on 4/20, AT 4:20, and it was about the expired cold medication he was about to take" |
| 20.4.10 16:21 | | Hmmm, this generic pseudoephedrine says "EXP 4/01" 1) is it still good? 2) could I make crystal meth out of it? |
| 20.4.10 16:15 | | Feels like my immune system waited just long enough to confirm my wife was all right...then shut down for the day - Sudafed ho |
| 20.4.10 16:06 |
 | This seems...redundant RT : Smile! City of Minneapolis plans to photograph every house in the city http://bring.mn/2HN |
| 20.4.10 14:46 | | Hopefully not tweeting at 82 RT : Cruise Control at 82 and I am getting passed |
| 20.4.10 14:33 | | RT : HAPPY 4/20 EVERYONE!
MR TNA- WORLD FUCKING CHAMPION!
RVD MOTHERFUCKER!!! |
| 19.4.10 21:47 |
 | Hey, WWE fixed their "BELFAST, N.IRELAND" chyron! Can I take credit for it? No. Probably not. |
| 19.4.10 21:44 | | . Qwitter never worked for me (got too popular?) I follow and to catch (most of) my spammers |
| 19.4.10 21:29 |
| Hey! I'm giving up playoff hockey AND basketball for this crappy show! |
| 19.4.10 21:08 |
| Undertaker must be on Smackdown so WWE can edit out his egregious spot calling, am I right? |
| 19.4.10 20:51 |
| Anxiously awaiting Irish complaints about "BELFAST, IRELAND" CG even as Cole fastidiously keeps saying "Nothern Ireland" during |
| 19.4.10 20:02 |
| Of course, my FIRST thought is "They had to bring in LILIAN GARCIA?!" ...as it should be. |
| 19.4.10 15:11 | | This is actually how I envision NYC :) RT : 8 Bit Invasion of NYC - http://kronikle.kidrobot.com/8-bit-invasion-of-nyc/ |
| 19.4.10 14:56 |
 | OK, now for the last 15 laps (+GWCs) - hopefully will be quick enough nobody's on me to head back into my office |
| 19.4.10 14:55 |
 | You sure got lucky missing the one worth missing! RT : Somehow I missed that one, Zed. Oh well. |
| 19.4.10 14:51 |
| Let me know when the red flag is over :) |
| 19.4.10 13:41 | | RT : Don't worry, my Hekla is not erupting. Keep calm and carry on. http://bit.ly/aff884 |
| 19.4.10 13:39 | | RT : hello library of congress this is useless information! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 ... |
| 19.4.10 12:42 | | (Some would say I don't work much at work, either!) |
| 19.4.10 12:42 | | Boss encouraged me to work from home for Earth Day - I think he's tired of me being the only guy to never work from home |
| 19.4.10 11:56 |
| S&P teams playing chicken again? NASCAR.com: Joe nemechek back in the race scored 13 laps down. Mike Bliss also returns scored 23 laps down. |
| 19.4.10 10:42 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: CARAMEL |
| 18.4.10 23:24 |
 | Oh, HONESTLY. |
| 18.4.10 19:55 |
 | He dresses for less! RT : Staying another day in Texas :( just stopped at Ross for some extra clothes. WOW great deals!! |
| 18.4.10 19:19 |
| RT : Hmmm....maybe we can squeeze in about 5 minutes of dry track time today and run just a green-white-checkered. |
| 17.4.10 23:35 |
| To my followers who could not care less about : sorry for the last 23 tweets, including this one. I'm done for now. :) |
| 17.4.10 22:56 |
| Now that I think about it, CBS showing highlights of Mayhem's match before the main event makes total sense |
| 17.4.10 22:50 |
| I guess we'll know more after we see what makes it onto the west coast feed |
| 17.4.10 22:45 |
| You said it. ("Puroresu" = pro wrestling) RT : プãƒãƒ¬ã‚¹....#strikeforce |
| 17.4.10 22:44 |
| Yeah, but....that postmatch brawl was almost as exciting as the previous three fights combined. That's a problem! |
| 17.4.10 22:38 |
| Ahahahahahahaha tremendous - now that was worth staying tuned for - Mayhem, you magnificent bastard |
| 17.4.10 22:35 |
| Another easy call - 49-46 Shields for me - too bad the best fight took place outside prime time but that's CBS for ya |
| 17.4.10 22:23 |
| I guess what we've learned is that a lot of soul has been shown tonight. What? |
| 17.4.10 22:17 |
| Separated at birth: and (surely I'm not the first to make this comparison, either) |
| 17.4.10 21:42 |
| Even as we speak, EA is busy coding Aoki OUT of the game |
| 17.4.10 21:39 |
| Well, friends, the card thus far has not exactly been a ringing endorsement for MMA on American network television |
| 17.4.10 21:38 |
| Pretty easy 50-45 call (Melendez) |
| 17.4.10 21:26 |
| ("Rubber") RT : ラãƒãƒ¼ |
| 17.4.10 21:08 |
| RT : ! El Nino! That stands for "The Nino!" HA HA! |
| 17.4.10 21:05 |
| Japanese Twitterers are amused by pixellated middle fingers during videos |
| 17.4.10 20:54 |
| I guess "Japan vs. USA" is less esoteric than "DREAM vs. " |
| 17.4.10 20:46 |
| Judges probably won't have it 49-45 for King Mo, but I did - so disappointed in Mousasi right now |
| 17.4.10 20:43 |
| Point penalty - Mousasi is doomed for sure to lose unless he manages a KO in the next three minutes |
| 17.4.10 20:39 |
| I know there's a champion's advantage and all, but I don't think Mousasi can risk it by dogging it this last round |
| 17.4.10 20:28 |
| She got it right ("Fight Mousasi!") RT ムサシãŒã‚“ã°ã‚Œï¼ |
| 17.4.10 20:20 |
| RT : I can be a southpaw on top or on bottom as well! Ask all the ladies I've been with! HA HA! |
| 17.4.10 20:09 |
| I ALMOST thought CBS had finally figured out that MMA fans enjoy the entrances...but then they quickly went to ad break |
| 17.4.10 20:07 |
| Always fun to tune in and see....Gus Johnson |
