| 22.4.10 18:45 |  | No complaints about ESPN if you get NFL Network but aren't watching it - | 
| 22.4.10 17:20 |  | I'm pre-writing a very smarky rant about The World's Greatest Tag Team reuniting in TNA - actually, I don't care - go get 'em, boys! | 
| 22.4.10 11:03 |  | Happy Earth Day!  Now, please...SHUT UP about Earth Day. | 
| 22.4.10 11:01 |  | Ideas to steal :) RT : Malcolm McLaren, still making a scene. RIP, sir: RT  Malcolm McLaren's cortege http://post.ly/cLLl | 
| 22.4.10 10:42 |  | RT : A minute of mayhem has been declared for Malcolm McLaren's funeral today, play loud music at midday in his honour..... | 
| 21.4.10 00:03 |  
  | Yahoooooooo SHAARRRRRRRRRRKSSSSS | 
| 20.4.10 23:39 |  
  | Like all the other  fans on Twitter, I am ...let's say "uneasy" about yet another overtime with the | 
| 20.4.10 23:03 |  | in the hoopla is the fact that too many folks were tweeting about GLEE during  - or maybe just too many folks that I know | 
| 20.4.10 22:58 |  
  | Touche, Mr.  RT : Only during Strikeforce... RT : Did you ever walk back to your laptop, see "29 new tweets" on... | 
| 20.4.10 22:57 |  | I still got it! (between typos, anyway) RT :  I should not have laughed at that. But I did. | 
| 20.4.10 22:39 |  | CRZ
 
You mean Totally MCA (please kill me now) RT :  I just saw it. Totally epic. | 
| 20.4.10 22:29 |  | Thanks - if I were weller, I'd be quicker.  But I hope my brilliant Boston reference wasn't lost on you in my blog comment! | 
| 20.4.10 22:15 |  | I wasn't talking about you, of course. | 
| 20.4.10 22:13 |  | Did you ever walk back to your laptop, see "29 new tweets" on the screen and KNOW they were probably all from the same person? | 
| 20.4.10 19:00 |  | Good nap.  Nose still runny, though.  For more on my bodily functions, be sure to visit... | 
| 20.4.10 16:22 |  | I can see it now... "his final tweet was on 4/20, AT 4:20, and it was about the expired cold medication he was about to take" | 
| 20.4.10 16:21 |  | Hmmm, this generic pseudoephedrine says "EXP 4/01" 1) is it still good? 2) could I make crystal meth out of it? | 
| 20.4.10 16:15 |  | Feels like my immune system waited just long enough to confirm my wife was all right...then shut down for the day - Sudafed ho | 
| 20.4.10 16:06 |  
  | This seems...redundant RT : Smile! City of Minneapolis plans to photograph every house in the city http://bring.mn/2HN | 
| 20.4.10 14:46 |  | Hopefully not tweeting at 82 RT : Cruise Control at 82 and I am getting passed | 
| 20.4.10 14:33 |  | RT : HAPPY 4/20 EVERYONE!
MR TNA- WORLD FUCKING CHAMPION!
RVD MOTHERFUCKER!!! | 
| 19.4.10 21:47 |  
  | Hey, WWE fixed their "BELFAST, N.IRELAND" chyron!  Can I take credit for it?  No.  Probably not. | 
| 19.4.10 21:44 |  | . Qwitter never worked for me (got too popular?) I follow  and  to catch (most of) my spammers | 
| 19.4.10 21:29 |  
  | Hey!  I'm giving up playoff hockey AND basketball for this crappy show! | 
| 19.4.10 21:08 |  
  | Undertaker must be on Smackdown so WWE can edit out his egregious spot calling, am I right? | 
| 19.4.10 20:51 |  
  | Anxiously awaiting Irish complaints about "BELFAST, IRELAND" CG even as Cole fastidiously keeps saying "Nothern Ireland" during | 
| 19.4.10 20:02 |  
  | Of course, my FIRST thought is "They had to bring in LILIAN GARCIA?!" ...as it should be. | 
| 19.4.10 15:11 |  | This is actually how I envision NYC :) RT : 8 Bit Invasion of NYC - http://kronikle.kidrobot.com/8-bit-invasion-of-nyc/ | 
| 19.4.10 14:56 |  
  | OK, now for the last 15 laps (+GWCs) - hopefully will be quick enough nobody's on me to head back into my office | 
| 19.4.10 14:55 |  
  | You sure got lucky missing the one worth missing!   RT :  Somehow I missed that one, Zed. Oh well. | 
| 19.4.10 14:51 |  
  | Let me know when the red flag is over :) | 
| 19.4.10 13:41 |  | RT : Don't worry, my Hekla is not erupting. Keep calm and carry on. http://bit.ly/aff884 | 
| 19.4.10 13:39 |  | RT : hello library of congress this is useless information! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24  ... | 
| 19.4.10 12:42 |  | (Some would say I don't work much at work, either!) | 
| 19.4.10 12:42 |  | Boss encouraged me to work from home for Earth Day - I think he's tired of me being the only guy to never work from home | 
| 19.4.10 11:56 |  
  | S&P teams playing chicken again? NASCAR.com: Joe nemechek back in the race scored 13 laps down. Mike Bliss also returns scored 23 laps down. | 
| 19.4.10 10:42 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: CARAMEL | 
| 18.4.10 23:24 |  
  | Oh, HONESTLY. | 
| 18.4.10 19:55 |  
  | He dresses for less! RT : Staying another day in Texas :( just stopped at Ross for some extra clothes. WOW great deals!! | 
| 18.4.10 19:19 |  
  | RT : Hmmm....maybe we can squeeze in about 5 minutes of dry track time today and run just a green-white-checkered. | 
| 17.4.10 23:35 |  
  | To my followers who could not care less about : sorry for the last 23 tweets, including this one.  I'm done for now.  :) | 
| 17.4.10 22:56 |  
  | Now that I think about it, CBS showing highlights of Mayhem's match before the  main event makes total sense | 
| 17.4.10 22:50 |  
  | I guess we'll know more after we see what makes it onto the west coast feed | 
| 17.4.10 22:45 |  
  | You said it.  ("Puroresu" = pro wrestling) RT : プãƒãƒ¬ã‚¹....#strikeforce | 
| 17.4.10 22:44 |  
  | Yeah, but....that postmatch brawl was almost as exciting as the previous three fights combined.  That's a problem! | 
| 17.4.10 22:38 |  
  | Ahahahahahahaha tremendous - now that was worth staying tuned for - Mayhem, you magnificent bastard | 
| 17.4.10 22:35 |  
  | Another easy call - 49-46 Shields for me - too bad the best fight took place outside prime time but that's CBS for ya | 
| 17.4.10 22:23 |  
  | I guess what we've learned is that a lot of soul has been shown tonight.  What? | 
| 17.4.10 22:17 |  
  | Separated at birth:  and  (surely I'm not the first to make this comparison, either) | 
| 17.4.10 21:42 |  
  | Even as we speak, EA is busy coding Aoki OUT of the game |