| 5.5.10 11:33 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: RASPBERRY (fruit on the bottom) | 
| 4.5.10 22:33 |  | Oh, so many times have I seen headlines just like RT : Man accused of drunk driving, stabbing 29 pigs http://bring.mn/2Yp | 
| 4.5.10 21:40 |  
  | OH MY GOD SHAAAAAAAAAAAARKS | 
| 4.5.10 16:32 |  
  | Ah, FRM Twitterer toiling in anonymity, you're all right. Now re-re-# your front page RT :  Let's go with "thorough." ;) | 
| 4.5.10 15:09 |  | I feel like it might be 's birthday...something about his tweets today giving me that impression - perhaps I should say something | 
| 4.5.10 14:16 |  
  | I don't know who to make more fun of: the credit card scam co that's propping up Conway, or the fact that he's locked up ROTY | 
| 4.5.10 14:11 |  
  | Hilarious - yet also sad -  press release mentions "the No. 37/38 Taco Bell Ford" of  http://bit.ly/dA9AwO | 
| 4.5.10 13:04 |  
  | OMG EVERYBODY BT TOOK ANOTHER PICTURE OF SOME CLOUDS EPIC FTW CAPITAL LETTERS RT : Happy Tuesday : http://twitpic.com/1l06g2 | 
| 4.5.10 12:55 |  | Provisional follower   is probably a hilarious person but I just can't follow them back (no tweeting helps) | 
| 4.5.10 11:04 |  | RT : RT  4AD_Official Micromix 26: http://bit.ly/aoCfep  (<—A nice MICRO-MIX indeed! xo xo THANK YOU! xo xo) | 
| 4.5.10 10:31 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BOYSENBERRY (fruit on the bottom) | 
| 3.5.10 21:54 |  
  | C'mon  crew,  won entrance music 3 episodes of  ago - why didn't you play it?  I mean, it DOES exist, right? | 
| 3.5.10 15:54 |  | RT : http://freemusicarchive.org now hosts 20,000+ mp3s, curated by       & more | 
| 3.5.10 15:08 |  
  | By making "pizza's" possessive, are they cleverly comparing boxes to boxes? RT : Talk about going negative. http://twitpic.com/1kq40r | 
| 3.5.10 15:05 |  | YFD: You FUCKIN' dummy | 
| 3.5.10 14:49 |  | Just append "YFD" to everything you say RT : I propose /8^) - other ideas? Anyone?  There needs to be a sarcasm symbol | 
| 3.5.10 14:43 |  
  | I know  will concur RT : NOOOOOOOOOOOO RT  Doves Announce Two Year Recording Hiatus http://bit.ly/cnLqrK | 
| 3.5.10 14:08 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BANANA | 
| 2.5.10 23:15 |  
  | Hey, if enough people remark about Boondocks & co. booting Bieber out of the Twitter trends....Bieber will re-trend!  D'oh? | 
| 2.5.10 23:09 |  
  | "Aqua Unit Patrol Squad" is funny!  But probably won't trend on Twitter like all those "Boondocks" topics have | 
| 2.5.10 22:18 |  | It never hurts to add a friendly reminder! | 
| 2.5.10 21:54 |  | . If I interpret your tweet correctly, I hope Dollie isn't whining as much as the average Wings fan is here on Twitter :) | 
| 2.5.10 21:31 |  
  | GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL  4-3 ! ! ! !! ! ! | 
| 2.5.10 21:13 |  
  | Man, they better score on a 5-on-3 for 1:20  GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL (3-3) | 
| 2.5.10 19:30 |  
  | PAVELSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII | 
| 2.5.10 19:27 |  
  | GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL | 
| 2.5.10 19:13 |  
  | Symantec along the red line! | 
| 2.5.10 18:37 |  
  | It's funny reading tweets from  "60 Minutes" n00bs who clearly have never seen it before tonight (and probably won't again) | 
| 1.5.10 22:22 |  | . What a coincidence!  I had Baconnaise on my tater tots tonight! | 
| 1.5.10 21:20 |  
  | So many good sporting events on... and yet I'm still watching NASCAR | 
| 1.5.10 19:39 |  | Oh, please...give the president a break; there's going to be the same amount of oil spilled whether he's at the WHCD or not | 
| 1.5.10 16:46 |  | Kentucky Derby Post time is in 38 minutes - can I get the lawns mowed in time if I start RIGHT NOW? | 
| 1.5.10 16:07 |  | Paddy O'Prado currently at 11-1! http://bit.ly/aYn1qa RT  Macalester has money riding on Derby horse http://bring.mn/2Vx | 
| 1.5.10 01:04 |  
  | Miss Elizabeth died seven years ago today.  :(  http://the-w.com/t/11845 | 
| 30.4.10 22:42 |  | BY JAMES HARDEN'S BEARD | 
| 30.4.10 21:11 |  
  | In the meantime, I am still a big fan of | 
| 30.4.10 21:10 |  
  | I'd love to try the new Twitter for Android, but my G1 is still running 1.6 and they require 2.1 - c'mon dudes, it's 2010, git goin' | 
| 30.4.10 14:53 |  | ♫ Leave your worries behind 'cause rain, shine, won't mind, we're ridin' on the groove line tonight ♫ | 
| 30.4.10 12:49 |  | Returning the ♥ - thanks to and   and !  One is a tall cool drink...and the other is Dr Pepper | 
| 30.4.10 12:47 |  | Hey   I hear your blog employer is against Freedom of Information http://bit.ly/bhM1Cf (thanks ) | 
| 30.4.10 11:57 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACKBERRY POMEGRANATE | 
| 29.4.10 18:54 |  | RT : 1995: Bob Ostertag wins NEA Composers Fellowship, then releases experimental dance album http://bit.ly/bu91om feat. Mike Patton, Fred Frith | 
| 29.4.10 16:58 |  
  | Vending machine  refresh! http://twitpic.com/1jgwam | 
| 29.4.10 16:04 |  | RT : Lost 25¢ in this parking meter in Saint Paul. What did it say? "FAIL." Yes, true. http://post.ly/e6ew | 
| 29.4.10 15:59 |  
  | Looks like the teaser for Conan's "60 Minutes" interview is up: http://bit.ly/c547OP (Hey  just post the link next time) | 
| 29.4.10 13:34 |  
  | Man, Nissin Cup Noodles are so much better than Maruchan Instant Lunch it isn't even funny. I'm so glad I can finally buy them here! | 
| 29.4.10 13:00 |  
  | Lookin' all right RT : 3  http://tweetphoto.com/20385732 | 
| 29.4.10 12:26 |  
  | First look at Dale Jr's   Wrangler Chevy RT : Here it is!  http://tweetphoto.com/20381232 | 
| 29.4.10 11:58 |  | That would make a good country song RT :  all I got today was the core | 
| 29.4.10 11:41 |  | Ever wanted an apple fritter... but had to settle for an apple turnover?  Welcome to my Thursday. |