| 8.5.10 23:28 |  
  | Two minutes to go! | 
| 8.5.10 23:28 |  
  | RT : BEAT DE-TROIT! BEAT DE-TROIT! BEAT DE-TROIT! LET'S GO !!!!!! | 
| 8.5.10 23:25 |  
  | Oh, man - can this really happen?  3:13 to go. | 
| 8.5.10 23:09 |  
  | GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL  (2-1!) | 
| 8.5.10 23:02 |  
  | Aw MAN | 
| 8.5.10 23:01 |  
  | C'MON PAVELSKI | 
| 8.5.10 22:55 |  | I sure wish I had some Fritos right now.  ( will be happy to hear this, I'm sure) | 
| 7.5.10 23:45 |  
  | Quiet, you! RT : Let it snow. | 
| 7.5.10 15:33 |  | Why don't you tweet like that?  RT : http://nyti.ms/cUk7Ul :-/ | 
| 7.5.10 13:40 |  | Time to outlaw water bottles once and for all, am I right? And coolers. Especially SUSPICIOUS coolers | 
| 7.5.10 12:54 |  
  | RT : Failed Terrorists have just become the Mayors of Time Square on 4square | 
| 7.5.10 11:02 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BOSTON CREAM PIE | 
| 6.5.10 23:40 |  | Oooh!  I've only ever had the salt ones.  Oh, and the peppery ones.  Kim's brother likes to buy them on his Chicago trips. | 
| 6.5.10 21:55 |  | Make more! RT : I ate the last of the bacon chocolate. :( Now I has a sad. | 
| 6.5.10 21:55 |  
  | Nope, I lived and worked in Silicon Valley right up until the last time the Sharks made it out of the first round | 
| 6.5.10 21:18 |  
  | Woof, woof, wotta dog.  Let's get 'em Saturday at the TANK! | 
| 6.5.10 19:10 |  
  | Hey so how much are the  winning by tonight?  Oh........oh.  Not so much.  (At the moment.  Stay optimistic!) | 
| 6.5.10 18:54 |  
  | DAMN YOU, SMELLFUNGUS RT : I just ousted  as the mayor of Walgreens - Rosedale Square on ! http://4sq.com/9Uegj1 | 
| 6.5.10 16:45 |  | If writers are liars, and you say you are a writer, aren't you lying about being a writer, and therefore NOT a writer? | 
| 6.5.10 15:58 |  
  | Why aren't *I* eating Doritos and watching Team America? RT : On my bunk in the Tour Bus... Me happy. http://twitpic.com/1llcrp | 
| 6.5.10 13:47 |  
  | Ah, man - stupid Greece cancelling out Symantec's great quarterly report.  It's always SOMETHING, isn't it. | 
| 6.5.10 12:41 |  
  | Quick reminder: I was a Libertarian long before it was cool to be a libertarian. | 
| 6.5.10 09:40 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER | 
| 5.5.10 11:59 |  
  | Let me just say that if it really DOES snow on Friday, it's going to seriously mess with my lawn care schedule. | 
| 5.5.10 11:51 |  | Hey so I read that  starts at the Lagoon on 6/4.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME | 
| 5.5.10 11:33 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: RASPBERRY (fruit on the bottom) | 
| 4.5.10 22:33 |  | Oh, so many times have I seen headlines just like RT : Man accused of drunk driving, stabbing 29 pigs http://bring.mn/2Yp | 
| 4.5.10 21:40 |  
  | OH MY GOD SHAAAAAAAAAAAARKS | 
| 4.5.10 16:32 |  
  | Ah, FRM Twitterer toiling in anonymity, you're all right. Now re-re-# your front page RT :  Let's go with "thorough." ;) | 
| 4.5.10 15:09 |  | I feel like it might be 's birthday...something about his tweets today giving me that impression - perhaps I should say something | 
| 4.5.10 14:16 |  
  | I don't know who to make more fun of: the credit card scam co that's propping up Conway, or the fact that he's locked up ROTY | 
| 4.5.10 14:11 |  
  | Hilarious - yet also sad -  press release mentions "the No. 37/38 Taco Bell Ford" of  http://bit.ly/dA9AwO | 
| 4.5.10 13:04 |  
  | OMG EVERYBODY BT TOOK ANOTHER PICTURE OF SOME CLOUDS EPIC FTW CAPITAL LETTERS RT : Happy Tuesday : http://twitpic.com/1l06g2 | 
| 4.5.10 12:55 |  | Provisional follower   is probably a hilarious person but I just can't follow them back (no tweeting helps) | 
| 4.5.10 11:04 |  | RT : RT  4AD_Official Micromix 26: http://bit.ly/aoCfep  (<—A nice MICRO-MIX indeed! xo xo THANK YOU! xo xo) | 
| 4.5.10 10:31 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BOYSENBERRY (fruit on the bottom) | 
| 3.5.10 21:54 |  
  | C'mon  crew,  won entrance music 3 episodes of  ago - why didn't you play it?  I mean, it DOES exist, right? | 
| 3.5.10 15:54 |  | RT : http://freemusicarchive.org now hosts 20,000+ mp3s, curated by       & more | 
| 3.5.10 15:08 |  
  | By making "pizza's" possessive, are they cleverly comparing boxes to boxes? RT : Talk about going negative. http://twitpic.com/1kq40r | 
| 3.5.10 15:05 |  | YFD: You FUCKIN' dummy | 
| 3.5.10 14:49 |  | Just append "YFD" to everything you say RT : I propose /8^) - other ideas? Anyone?  There needs to be a sarcasm symbol | 
| 3.5.10 14:43 |  
  | I know  will concur RT : NOOOOOOOOOOOO RT  Doves Announce Two Year Recording Hiatus http://bit.ly/cnLqrK | 
| 3.5.10 14:08 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BANANA | 
| 2.5.10 23:15 |  
  | Hey, if enough people remark about Boondocks & co. booting Bieber out of the Twitter trends....Bieber will re-trend!  D'oh? | 
| 2.5.10 23:09 |  
  | "Aqua Unit Patrol Squad" is funny!  But probably won't trend on Twitter like all those "Boondocks" topics have | 
| 2.5.10 22:18 |  | It never hurts to add a friendly reminder! | 
| 2.5.10 21:54 |  | . If I interpret your tweet correctly, I hope Dollie isn't whining as much as the average Wings fan is here on Twitter :) | 
| 2.5.10 21:31 |  
  | GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL  4-3 ! ! ! !! ! ! | 
| 2.5.10 21:13 |  
  | Man, they better score on a 5-on-3 for 1:20  GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL (3-3) | 
| 2.5.10 19:30 |  
  | PAVELSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII |