| 17.5.10 22:06 |  
  | CHRIS BENOIT IS ALIVE AND IN THE RING IN TORONTO | 
| 17.5.10 21:55 |  
  | LAOCH must be Gaelic for "commercial-free (except in Canada)" | 
| 17.5.10 20:50 |  
  | Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I guess the "lonely man in booth at the Comic-Con" gig isn't all it's racked up to be | 
| 17.5.10 19:56 |  
  | Oh right no commercials on tonight's , huh - don't these people know I have laundry to do?  I NEED those ad breaks! | 
| 17.5.10 14:16 |  
  | Now THAT'S ambient!  RT :     http://bit.ly/cwpVp0 JARVIS+NATURE SOUNDS = {free} brilliance! =] | 
| 17.5.10 13:24 |  
  | RT : http://www.reclaimprivacy.org/  check your FB privacy settings, automagically!  :) | 
| 16.5.10 23:54 |  
  | Hey!  just aired the photo of  I took! (And didn't credit me!) BOSS | 
| 16.5.10 19:01 |  
  | FORTUNE OF THE DAY  http://twitpic.com/1ogw9t | 
| 16.5.10 16:47 |  
  | <sigh> Great game, but the  lose it 2-1 - good game | 
| 16.5.10 16:44 |  
  | C'MON JOE | 
| 16.5.10 16:32 |  
  | Oh, crap.  1-2 | 
| 16.5.10 15:31 |  
  | I should have known the race would have been spoiled for me if I'd stayed on Twitter.  AND the Blackhawks scored - booooooo (1-1) | 
| 16.5.10 14:41 |  
  | Woo hoo!  1-0 | 
| 16.5.10 14:22 |  
  | I see  has upgraded their board placement at the Shark Tank - sweeeeet | 
| 16.5.10 14:16 |  
  | Dover to the DVR, TV to the  - like you needed to ask (or, indeed, even cared!) | 
| 16.5.10 12:59 |  | Oh, you meant the other thing.  Well, that's less delightful.  Now I regret saying it.  THANKS A LOT | 
| 16.5.10 12:58 |  | OMG we're tweetspam brothers!  That's...well, I hate using the word in a tweet but it's delightful. | 
| 16.5.10 12:56 |  | Interesting - said "tractor" in a tweet last night; woke up to provisional follower 143  - a niche spammer if I've ever seen one | 
| 16.5.10 12:54 |  | Anybody else seeing their own username in the window title when clicking on another Twitter user's profile? | 
| 15.5.10 23:38 |  | "...drukenly signing?"  Are they deaf?  (Or are you druk?) | 
| 15.5.10 22:52 |  
  | Oh, it will be gotten on.  Alt tweet: There will be getting on of......it. | 
| 15.5.10 22:45 |  
  | Anybody ever seen a  vignette that DIDN'T have some dude (or Gina Carano) hitting a tractor tire with a sledgehammer? | 
| 15.5.10 22:38 |  
  | I'm sure  is thrilled that about 2/3 of tweets about the product are about their commentary team instead of any action | 
| 15.5.10 22:29 |  
  | (double-checked that DVR is set up to run for ) | 
| 15.5.10 22:08 |  
  | Villasenor was impressive, but I wouldn't be surprised to hear a 30-27 score for Jacare.  (Did I spell that right?) | 
| 15.5.10 21:25 |  
  | Randleman's greatest weapon may be his heart, but I doubt he can make Gracie tap out with his heart. | 
| 15.5.10 21:24 |  
  | RT : Strikeforce 1 fight 1 ko as predicted. What does Gus Johnson bring to the dance? CBS guy I assume. Jimmy Lennon, Jr is big t ... | 
| 15.5.10 21:05 |  
  | On another hand, I hope  is online and doing some PXP tonight | 
| 15.5.10 21:03 |  
  | All right, , win me back. | 
| 15.5.10 18:33 |  | I am TOTALLY in the mood for some MAN CHOW ()http://yfrog.com/6xfv8j | 
| 14.5.10 14:32 |  | But that was a LIFETIME ago - but entirely possible (ah, spam tweeters, your lag time knows no bounds) | 
| 14.5.10 14:28 |  | Oh no!   unfollowed me!  I'm offended!  (Also: why so many "debt" spammers following me this week?  Do they know something?) | 
| 14.5.10 13:31 |  | Yes, I understand that in some circles, talking about all the  going on is considered "naughty tweets." | 
| 14.5.10 13:30 |  | { I have to say I don't think I've ever convinced anyone to follow anyone after an  - ditto others  me - but it's still fun to do } | 
| 14.5.10 13:30 |  | Be sure to   because you'll never get to read his private tweets otherwise - also friend him  (r u over there?) | 
| 14.5.10 13:26 |  | You should follow  to learn about pedestrians in NYC, train seats, ties, airports, gardens...but mostly for his  of me earlier | 
| 14.5.10 13:23 |  
  | I guess I COULD have just gone to http://sports.sho.com instead, yes.  But then I couldn't make a strikeforce.com metaphor! | 
| 14.5.10 13:21 |  
  | Hey, faster to ask you than wait for strikeforce.com to finish loading - is tomorrow's card on Showtime? | 
| 14.5.10 12:50 |  | Yes, I also listened to  over at www.kylie.com and am amused that it's a trending topic.  Nice break!  Remixers: GO | 
| 14.5.10 11:44 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BOYSENBERRY (fruit on the bottom) | 
| 14.5.10 00:11 |  
  | I totally haven't been paying attention - this week, I have posted my 1600th twitter tweet AND my 100th tumblr tumblelog! | 
| 13.5.10 23:38 |  | Oh my God!  Somebody read something I wrote!  Then, they told me so!  I LOVE it when that happens! | 
| 13.5.10 13:25 |  
  | Hope it's not Scouting! RT : KARE@4: celebrating 100 years of Scouting. Plus, the surprising reason behind the teen pregnancy rates. | 
| 13.5.10 11:19 |  
  | I wish *I* could quiesce the usage of "quiescence" in this morning's  /  module | 
| 13.5.10 09:55 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: RASPBERRY (fruit on the bottom) | 
| 13.5.10 01:27 |  | Feels a bit like a West Coaster saying "Troy, New York: A real place?" RT : Chico, California: a real place. | 
| 12.5.10 11:54 |  | We anxiously await the terms of your wager over at the board | 
| 11.5.10 11:23 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACH (fruit on the bottom) | 
| 11.5.10 04:11 |  | Sorry, guys, I was off for 24 hours and totally missed the whole "Twitter breaking" thing.  (Or I did it - can't remember) | 
| 11.5.10 04:05 |  | AMEN RT  Hey folks, hardly anyone in the US has their clock set to CST or EST during daylight time. Just say CT or ET (or CDT or EDT) |