| 23.5.10 14:38 |  | OMG SCORRRRRRRRRE 1-0 |
| 23.5.10 00:32 | | You're tweeting Foursquare, can we stalk you? RT : I don't know what the explorer badge is or why it got posted on my twitter. |
| 22.5.10 18:59 | | Oh, Gilly. |
| 22.5.10 18:01 | | Ah, yes... another night I curse MPLS for not giving me in High Definition. |
| 21.5.10 22:11 | | I HATE Big BARF |
| 21.5.10 21:53 | | Although the are 3-1 in overtime in the NHL Playoffs, they've scored the winning goal all four times! |
| 21.5.10 21:50 | | It'll BE sudden death for the Sharks if they go down 0-3 - I'm lookin' for a Joe to come through |
| 21.5.10 21:25 | | Quiet, you RT : Now we're talking, ! |
| 21.5.10 20:03 | | Be sure to - let's get him to 666 followers! (Also, he 'd me when I wasn't paying attention, which was nice) |
| 21.5.10 16:40 | | RUCK FULES RT : every time I hear a Burger King commercial talking about the "buck double," I think they're saying "butt double." |
| 21.5.10 14:09 | | Wait! That tractor guy stopped following me? WORST EVER (I wonder if saying "tractor" will resummon him to my followers list) |
| 21.5.10 11:26 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACH (fruit on the bottom) |
| 20.5.10 14:18 | | I hadn't! But what made you think of me? RT : I'm sure you've seen it but just in case: hubble gotchu! http://bit.ly/d5Mbq5 |
| 20.5.10 14:14 | | I can't imagine a world w/o the colon! Also, poop much? RT : You can probably do 132. I find the colon unnecessary. |
| 20.5.10 14:08 | | Constant wishful thinking: I try to limit my tweets to 131 chars, just in case someone wants to prepend "RT : " and resend them |
| 20.5.10 14:07 | | Say, do you like legally downloading free music? I track free MP3 selections @ http://CRZ.us/434904 - updates every day! |
| 20.5.10 10:45 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY (fruit on the bottom) |
| 19.5.10 21:38 | | Man, I fall for these headlines EVERY TIME RT Pawlenty vetoes bipartisan bong-water bill http://bring.mn/3f2 |
| 19.5.10 21:37 |
 | Hey come back to MN RT : Marathon Oil looks to unload Minnesota assets, including Super America stores http://bring.mn/3f1 |
| 18.5.10 22:50 | | How much $ for City of Minneapolis to encourage drinking tap water? http://tapmpls.com (Wow, also, unfortunate domain name choice!) |
| 18.5.10 17:00 | | Not going anywhere for a while? Tax your CPU by watching Wrestlicious TakeDown *and* CRZ! Details within: http://CRZ.us/436264 |
| 18.5.10 15:39 | | 80 degrees in St. Paul, but only if you're outdoors - I'm indoors, but asking myself "...why?" |
| 18.5.10 14:53 | | Dumbest slogan ever "Here we go?" RT : Every Bud Light ad on this train is in spanish - what does "Ya Se Armo" mean anyway ? |
| 18.5.10 12:55 | | ? Jai ho! ? |
| 18.5.10 12:33 |
 | So your part is...? :) RT : In Disney Studio B in Burbank recording Owl's song for next years Wnnie the Pooh movie. What a hoot! |
| 18.5.10 12:03 | | When I get to 200 followers, I'll tweet about "when I get to 300 followers" |
| 18.5.10 11:56 | | RT : animated gifs of albums... if you are into that sort of thing: http://animatedalbums.tumblr.com/ (via ) |
| 18.5.10 10:45 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: CHERRY (fruit on the bottom) |
| 17.5.10 22:07 |
 | Nice "five seconds" cue, Doan--er... I mean "The Official" |
| 17.5.10 22:06 |
| CHRIS BENOIT IS ALIVE AND IN THE RING IN TORONTO |
| 17.5.10 21:55 |
| LAOCH must be Gaelic for "commercial-free (except in Canada)" |
| 17.5.10 20:50 |
| Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I guess the "lonely man in booth at the Comic-Con" gig isn't all it's racked up to be |
| 17.5.10 19:56 |
| Oh right no commercials on tonight's , huh - don't these people know I have laundry to do? I NEED those ad breaks! |
| 17.5.10 14:16 |
 | Now THAT'S ambient! RT : http://bit.ly/cwpVp0 JARVIS+NATURE SOUNDS = {free} brilliance! =] |
| 17.5.10 13:24 |
 | RT : http://www.reclaimprivacy.org/ check your FB privacy settings, automagically! :) |
| 16.5.10 23:54 |
| Hey! just aired the photo of I took! (And didn't credit me!) BOSS |
| 16.5.10 19:01 |
 | FORTUNE OF THE DAY http://twitpic.com/1ogw9t |
| 16.5.10 16:47 |
 | <sigh> Great game, but the lose it 2-1 - good game |
| 16.5.10 16:44 |
| C'MON JOE |
| 16.5.10 16:32 |
| Oh, crap. 1-2 |
| 16.5.10 15:31 |
| I should have known the race would have been spoiled for me if I'd stayed on Twitter. AND the Blackhawks scored - booooooo (1-1) |
| 16.5.10 14:41 |
| Woo hoo! 1-0 |
| 16.5.10 14:22 |
| I see has upgraded their board placement at the Shark Tank - sweeeeet |
| 16.5.10 14:16 |
| Dover to the DVR, TV to the - like you needed to ask (or, indeed, even cared!) |
| 16.5.10 12:59 | | Oh, you meant the other thing. Well, that's less delightful. Now I regret saying it. THANKS A LOT |
| 16.5.10 12:58 | | OMG we're tweetspam brothers! That's...well, I hate using the word in a tweet but it's delightful. |
| 16.5.10 12:56 | | Interesting - said "tractor" in a tweet last night; woke up to provisional follower 143 - a niche spammer if I've ever seen one |
| 16.5.10 12:54 | | Anybody else seeing their own username in the window title when clicking on another Twitter user's profile? |
| 15.5.10 23:38 | | "...drukenly signing?" Are they deaf? (Or are you druk?) |
| 15.5.10 22:52 |
 | Oh, it will be gotten on. Alt tweet: There will be getting on of......it. |
