| 25.5.10 20:10 |  | Last one, I promise: may now be gone, but will live on: http://bit.ly/9c3yFf |
| 25.5.10 19:55 | | JT breaks a 2 week silence with... RT : For those of you who may need to brush up on urinal etiquette: http://bit.ly/bpTfjf |
| 25.5.10 15:58 | | Y'know.... 's avatar STILL has the filename "kevin-hoffman-biggest-asshat-in-minneapolis.gif" |
| 25.5.10 13:17 | | What do you MEAN is a fake account? Twitter would NEVER allow a fake celebrity! |
| 25.5.10 12:54 |
 | RT : So do people really think Pac-Man on Google slowed worker productivity? All it did was reduce Tweeting and Facebooking. |
| 25.5.10 12:47 | | RT : RT : Leffler, bill goldberg at garage mahal filming at braun racing shoot. Episode airs 12/3! http://twe ... |
| 25.5.10 02:07 | | UNIQLO LUCKY LINE?????? 19428????? http://www.uniqlo.com/jp/#line |
| 24.5.10 17:31 | | Well, now says it's 94 and feels like 96 - I have to think those temps feel pretty similar (I'll be out in it soon) |
| 24.5.10 15:52 | | WeatherBug says it's 93 and 38% humidity in St Paul - I think I no longer entertain thoughts of working outdoors today |
| 24.5.10 15:01 | | I would also like to get on the "categorical denial of all rumours concerning me as anyone's Lt. Governor choice" bandwagon |
| 24.5.10 14:59 | | RT : What time is it? The Time and Patti Labelle on Soul Train 5PM EST on ! But now: http://ht.ly/1PffM. ? http://bl ... |
| 24.5.10 14:21 | | Hilarious! (I had asked if I could stalk her) I'll ask you to be my foursquare friend later. RT : Sure, why not? |
| 24.5.10 14:14 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: MIXED BERRY (fruit on the bottom) |
| 23.5.10 16:46 | | Well.......guess it's time to recharge the ol' razors. |
| 23.5.10 15:49 | | Oo-ee, back to 2-2 - "I've got a bad feeling about this." |
| 23.5.10 15:25 | | Yuck, I didn't want to hear "he lost a ton of teeth," though |
| 23.5.10 15:24 | | OMG! OMG! SHORRRRRRRT HANDED SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE 2-0 ! ! ! |
| 23.5.10 14:44 | | Doing laundry...I expect I won't have to wear pants again until November, barring any invitations to high-class social events |
| 23.5.10 14:42 | | Yes, we moved the air conditioner to the window today - a week early, usually wait until 6/1 but I see 90s in the near future |
| 23.5.10 14:38 | | OMG SCORRRRRRRRRE 1-0 |
| 23.5.10 00:32 | | You're tweeting Foursquare, can we stalk you? RT : I don't know what the explorer badge is or why it got posted on my twitter. |
| 22.5.10 18:59 | | Oh, Gilly. |
| 22.5.10 18:01 | | Ah, yes... another night I curse MPLS for not giving me in High Definition. |
| 21.5.10 22:11 | | I HATE Big BARF |
| 21.5.10 21:53 | | Although the are 3-1 in overtime in the NHL Playoffs, they've scored the winning goal all four times! |
| 21.5.10 21:50 | | It'll BE sudden death for the Sharks if they go down 0-3 - I'm lookin' for a Joe to come through |
| 21.5.10 21:25 | | Quiet, you RT : Now we're talking, ! |
| 21.5.10 20:03 | | Be sure to - let's get him to 666 followers! (Also, he 'd me when I wasn't paying attention, which was nice) |
| 21.5.10 16:40 | | RUCK FULES RT : every time I hear a Burger King commercial talking about the "buck double," I think they're saying "butt double." |
| 21.5.10 14:09 | | Wait! That tractor guy stopped following me? WORST EVER (I wonder if saying "tractor" will resummon him to my followers list) |
| 21.5.10 11:26 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACH (fruit on the bottom) |
| 20.5.10 14:18 | | I hadn't! But what made you think of me? RT : I'm sure you've seen it but just in case: hubble gotchu! http://bit.ly/d5Mbq5 |
| 20.5.10 14:14 | | I can't imagine a world w/o the colon! Also, poop much? RT : You can probably do 132. I find the colon unnecessary. |
| 20.5.10 14:08 | | Constant wishful thinking: I try to limit my tweets to 131 chars, just in case someone wants to prepend "RT : " and resend them |
| 20.5.10 14:07 | | Say, do you like legally downloading free music? I track free MP3 selections @ http://CRZ.us/434904 - updates every day! |
| 20.5.10 10:45 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY (fruit on the bottom) |
| 19.5.10 21:38 | | Man, I fall for these headlines EVERY TIME RT Pawlenty vetoes bipartisan bong-water bill http://bring.mn/3f2 |
| 19.5.10 21:37 |
 | Hey come back to MN RT : Marathon Oil looks to unload Minnesota assets, including Super America stores http://bring.mn/3f1 |
| 18.5.10 22:50 | | How much $ for City of Minneapolis to encourage drinking tap water? http://tapmpls.com (Wow, also, unfortunate domain name choice!) |
| 18.5.10 17:00 | | Not going anywhere for a while? Tax your CPU by watching Wrestlicious TakeDown *and* CRZ! Details within: http://CRZ.us/436264 |
| 18.5.10 15:39 | | 80 degrees in St. Paul, but only if you're outdoors - I'm indoors, but asking myself "...why?" |
| 18.5.10 14:53 | | Dumbest slogan ever "Here we go?" RT : Every Bud Light ad on this train is in spanish - what does "Ya Se Armo" mean anyway ? |
| 18.5.10 12:55 | | ? Jai ho! ? |
| 18.5.10 12:33 |
 | So your part is...? :) RT : In Disney Studio B in Burbank recording Owl's song for next years Wnnie the Pooh movie. What a hoot! |
| 18.5.10 12:03 | | When I get to 200 followers, I'll tweet about "when I get to 300 followers" |
| 18.5.10 11:56 | | RT : animated gifs of albums... if you are into that sort of thing: http://animatedalbums.tumblr.com/ (via ) |
| 18.5.10 10:45 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: CHERRY (fruit on the bottom) |
| 17.5.10 22:07 |
 | Nice "five seconds" cue, Doan--er... I mean "The Official" |
| 17.5.10 22:06 |
| CHRIS BENOIT IS ALIVE AND IN THE RING IN TORONTO |
| 17.5.10 21:55 |
| LAOCH must be Gaelic for "commercial-free (except in Canada)" |
